Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[yayowen 606]

1 minute ago, DZKSLEFTNUT said:

Guys I just found out from an insider (the author of the review) that the glitch pop was a typo and it meant to say that Candy Necklace is actually a pirate metal/wizard rock song. It’s a sea shanty now and was a UV outtake.
 

See how easy it is?

coming for 'reliable insider' news on a lana updates twitter account

[Blossom 8,961]

Just now, The Grants said:

i looked up for this on spotify and its all harry potter songs… the way it actually makes sense 

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@Fingertips said that PT sounds like Harry Potter so....

 

[Wait For Life 16,740]

Aloha!!!!

[ivory almond 15,335]

1 minute ago, Wait For Life said:

Aloha!!!!

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Wipeout!!!

 

[bluebanist 1,007]

I hope this new candy necklace has a haunting vibe 

[DZKSLEFTNUT 486]

Just now, bluebanist said:

I hope this new candy necklace has a haunting vibe 

A reliable insider said it’s comparable to the Spongebob intro credits and she samples it in the chorus right after the rockefeller part.

[DCooper 36,720]

I suspect that the reviewer is just dumb but we will find out soon! It wouldn't be the first time that a critic says total nonsense when reviewing Lana though...

[Let the Light In 18,569]

Cases of different versions:

 

-Fuck it I love You (some vinyl had the early version)

-Groupie Love (people learned about its existence years later when a store sold early vinyls)

-Beautiful (strings version, I believe it was not on any physical media but it leaked with the album)

 

It’s either:

-streaming CN is the leaked one. The person who has the vinyl have the latest version of the vinyl

-Streaming CN is a new one. The person who has the vinyl have the early vinyl

-There is no different CN versions, Farout  heard something else or making things up.

 

for Farout review:

They’ve heard the old version, they’ve heard the new version, they’ve heard a completely new song that was replaced or they haven’t heard CN at all.

[Mer 61,218]

9 minutes ago, venicebitch said:

Listening parties are from indie exclusive green vinyls, at least the one in Poland 

 

true but ATM I don't totally buy the "vinyl version are drastically and vastly different from digital versions"...not sure what I buy tbh about the whole situation. Even the FIILY differences weren't that dramatic. Surely not enough to turn a 

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haunting piano ballad

into "glitch pop" 

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,605]

Just now, DCooper said:

I suspect that the reviewer is just dumb but we will find out soon! It wouldn't be the first time that a critic says total nonsense when reviewing Lana though...

When the shitty speakers the critics heard the album from actually glitched and they think it was part of the song 💀💀

[Tulsa Devil 336]

wtf is glitch pop? give me an example of a glitch pop song

[bluebanist 1,007]

3 minutes ago, Let the Light In said:

Cases of different versions:

 

-Fuck it I love You (some vinyl had the early version)

-Groupie Love (people learned about its existence years later when a store sold early vinyls)

-Beautiful (strings version, I believe it was not on any physical media but it leaked with the album)

 

It’s either:

-streaming CN is the leaked one. The person who has the vinyl have the latest version of the vinyl

-Streaming CN is a new one. The person who has the vinyl have the early vinyl

-There is no different CN versions, Farout  heard something else or making things up.

 

for Farout review:

They’ve heard the old version, they’ve heard the new version, they’ve heard a completely new song that was replaced or they haven’t heard CN at all.

Alsoooo summer bummer

[Lanaparadiserey 23,423]

Wait I’m so confused😭 What are you talking about Candy Necklace and glitch pop for???

[PaintTheSkyBlack 678]

2 minutes ago, Let the Light In said:

Cases of different versions:

 

-Fuck it I love You (some vinyl had the early version)

-Groupie Love (people learned about its existence years later when a store sold early vinyls)

-Beautiful (strings version, I believe it was not on any physical media but it leaked with the album)

 

Summer Bummer was different on the digital release, too, right?

[DZKSLEFTNUT 486]

1 minute ago, Tulsa Devil said:

wtf is glitch pop? give me an example of a glitch pop song

Bjork has a lot of glitch pop and FKA Twigs does too

[PaintTheSkyBlack 678]

Just now, bluebanist said:

Alsoooo summer bummer

Ope, great minds

[Mer 61,218]

1 minute ago, Tulsa Devil said:

wtf is glitch pop? give me an example of a glitch pop song

 

Something like this i think? 

 

[tulsa 2,812]

1 minute ago, Tulsa Devil said:

wtf is glitch pop? give me an example of a glitch pop song

Bjork - Pluto

[Ultraviolencequeen 2,848]

You’re telling me that Lana, now experimenting with glitch pop, created a song of this genre that no other review thought was worth mentioning as such? Except this one unhinged publication?

[DCooper 36,720]

2 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

When the shitty speakers the critics heard the album from actually glitched and they think it was part of the song 💀💀

 

Lmao I feel this is a valid possibility