Random Lana Discussion Thread

[Wait For Life 16,789]

#Honeymouner fuck the others

[Honeyyoung 17,096]

when elon musk buys lanaboards and unbans @lustforlife  

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,610]

6 minutes ago, Honeyyoung said:

when elon musk buys lanaboards and unbans @lustforlife  

I bet Elon Musk is the scat troll

[paradisetropico 7,916]

“Tour next summer” … that is the most generalized guess i’ve ever heard in my LYFE…. 

i would be shocked tbh. the fact she has not done any small shows or livestreams of COTCC or BB seems unlikely she would even do a special tour. they are just stuck in the Covid era forever unfortunately in terms of eras/tours. 

guessing the tuesday was a lie as well… buckle up hoes. our depression will be ruminating longer than anticipated. 

[pin up galore 18,997]

idk why but I really can't see Lana doing another huge tour a la LATTM again  during the NFR tour she seemed bored and too comfortable on stage hiding behind the back track and remember one of her band members being like "if it aint broke don't fix it " to fans after they were angry about the setlist and show being basically the same  and with her being around Nikki lane I would be surprised if Lana just starts performing at random open mic nights and calls it a tour atp  if she does do a normal tour again we can't let her do BTD tour pt. 8 I want just her and Byron on stage while she pours her heart out singing about her abusive mother 

[StillOnMyMind 2,059]

What is supposed to happen on Tuesday?

[hotshot2am 18,781]

There's no way she will tour next summer. Someone who was at the Nikki Lane show said Lana seemed extremely shy on stage, and that was a tiny show compared to her normal audience size. It sounds like her stage fright is back after not touring for years. That doesn't mean she will never tour again but in 7 months simply doesn't sound realistic. She has to start with smaller one-off shows again.

[Dark Angel 202,298]

8 minutes ago, StillOnMyMind said:

What is supposed to happen on Tuesday?

 

lanaboads is taking a field-trip to ruby tuesdays for the ldr9 listening party, lustforlife, lanaswildflowers, and deluluking will be present as opening-acts  

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,658]

59 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

lanaboads is taking a field-trip to ruby tuesdays for the ldr9 listening party, lustforlife, lanaswildflowers, and deluluking will be present as opening-acts  

Stay tuned for the after party featuring RafaelSolimaXx and music by Zorian Leak Exclusive! 

[Dark Angel 202,298]

me submitting "i heard from a friend of a friend of a friend that lana will be quietly leaking the music video for queen of the gas station tonight on tiktok, i also heard from my uncle's neighbor's cousin's girlfriend that she'll be doing a photoshoot at a pizza hut for the album cover" to deuxmoi

 

[For K 9,171]

4 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

me submitting "i heard from a friend of a friend of a friend that lana will be quietly leaking the music video for queen of the gas station tonight on tiktok, i also heard from my uncle's neighbor's cousin's girlfriend that she'll be doing a photoshoot at a pizza hut for the album cover" to deuxmoi

 

What if I DM them that Tuesday is Queen of the Gas Station tik tok reveal and then she's re-releasing AKA next Friday 

[Dark Angel 202,298]

somebody very exclusive revealed to me that next tuesday she's actually going to surprise-drop a 30-minute track which was described as a "incomprehensible mixture of reggaeton, e.d.m, vaporwave, butt-rock, heavy metal, hyperpop, nightcore, and 2010's country" which includes features from billie joe armstrong, julia fox, nickelback, barney the dinosaur, kylie jenner,  keanu reeves, and marjorie taylor-greene

[hotshot2am 18,781]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

somebody very exclusive revealed to me that she's actually going to surprise-drop a 30-minute track which was described as a "incomprehensible mixture of reggaeton, e.d.m, vaporwave, butt-rock, heavy metal, hyperpop, nightcore, and 2010's country" which includes features from billie joe armstrong, julia fox, nickelback, barney the dinosaur, kylie jenner, keanu reeves, and marjorie taylor-greene

 

was it @TheDollClub ? 

[the ocean 67,601]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

somebody very exclusive revealed to me that she's actually going to surprise-drop a 30-minute track which was described as a "incomprehensible mixture of reggaeton, e.d.m, vaporwave, butt-rock, heavy metal, hyperpop, nightcore, and 2010's country" which includes features from billie joe armstrong, julia fox, nickelback, barney the dinosaur, kylie jenner, keanu reeves, and marjorie taylor-greene

i've actually heard this from a friend's friend's cousin's mother's dogwalker's hairdresser's dry cleaner's boyfriend who is a friend of an insider and i will say that barney's verse SLAPS like it will rip the hair out of everyone's scalps

[Deleted Member 23,728]

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[whitelungswhitepalms 10,090]

I swear if she stills sings blue jeans or national anthem on the next tour I will riot 

 

I need loving legend

 

i need white dress and cocc

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i need if you lie down with me

 

i need California 

 

 

she better fucking stop with mostly btd stuff 

[fl0r1dakil0s 21,427]

she doesn't have any arenas or large venues booked, if she's touring next year it hasn't been finalized yet or it's just a festival tour (which i doubt) (it could be smaller venues but i don't see it happening)

[the ocean 67,601]

wait the way we completely forgot @fl0r1dakil0s when we were talking about insiders earlier

especially after i was the one that guessed the WCE acronym

[domandapiano 12,099]

26 minutes ago, fl0r1dakil0s said:

she doesn't have any arenas or large venues booked, if she's touring next year it hasn't been finalized yet or it's just a festival tour (which i doubt) (it could be smaller venues but i don't see it happening)

anything else u would like to share with us? 

[Get Drunk 17,971]

2 hours ago, MrFameKills said:

I could literally submit scat to Deuxmoi and they would post it, like....

 

They're not gonna delay an album over stuff potentially leaking, more likely they'll rush the release if that were the case. Pls it's so coming out in Decemeber, her little Sagittarius baby

the way I had actual insider tea about the upcoming Barbie movie (all of which has since been revealed, some still to be revealed🤭) and they refused to post it..