Random Lana Discussion Thread

[Wait For Life 16,837]

3 hours ago, Venice Peach said:

I still haven't classified them in my tierlist but they know stuff... 

When a Jenna exclusive pops up on that website 12/25 with a 15 second dramatic ass intro and the opening line "Getting high on my own in my Los Angeles" please rank me high

[Make me your Dream Life 88,991]

11 minutes ago, Wait For Life said:

I imagine that’s how Lana enters this thread 

[the ocean 67,601]

1 minute ago, Venice Peach said:

Highest tier of hoarder or second hand insider then 

that's like elle being a hoarder or 2nd hand insider

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,513]

Just now, VioletBunny said:

they’re truly a mystery but i hold them in higher regard than dragon and floridakilos 

I think DragonWhore is over. They said yesterday LDR9 sounds like UV & HM . Little did they know an reliable insider (BOZ) said it's not going to sound like UV & HM one day later 

[Evergreen 8,686]

The slut necklace is from a selfie with her dad, we've seen it before. Or they are implying she's wearing it on the cover?

 

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,612]

2 hours ago, xxmissdaytonaxx said:

um who's josh? 

Jenna’s brother

[Terrence Loves Me 72,892]

me when my uber eats driver says he's outside 

[Dark Angel 203,680]

1 minute ago, Wait For Life said:

When a Jenna exclusive pops up on that website 12/25 with a 15 second dramatic ass intro and the opening line "Getting high on my own in my Los Angeles" please rank me high

 

how about we get that jenna exclusive on 12/5 instead? 

[Get Drunk 17,998]

1 minute ago, the ocean said:

that's like elle being a hoarder or 2nd hand insider

CATCH IT @Elle

[Make me your Dream Life 88,991]

Just now, Terrence Loves Me said:

me when my uber eats driver says he's outside 

This forum when Ben says soon

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,612]

2 hours ago, Ocean Boulevard said:

A porn star from Texas. He often stripped in Nikkis old barn where Nikki Lane & her friends were partying all weekend long. They invited Lana last week. The amount of cherry coke & diet mountain dew Lana drank, gave her such a sugar rush and seeing Josh the stripper dancing and grinding in the hay gave her so much euphoria she told him some tea about LDR9 and is going to write a song about him which will she release only digitally as a LDR9 bonus track 

Is this the plot for the Rockefeller MV

[Wait For Life 16,837]

3 hours ago, the ocean said:

that's like elle being a hoarder or 2nd hand insider

 

JOKE

[Dark Angel 203,680]

Just now, Wait For Life said:

 

 

wasn't this drama like very sensitive/something that perhaps shouldn't be brought up again? or maybe i'm just overthinking it, i mean, it was a long time ago  

[Venice Peach 54,382]

Just now, Surf Noir said:

 

you have an insiders tier-list? i would like to see it 

More like a mental one 

- True Insiders: Boz and Eclipse 

- Semi insiders: basically besties of the previous ones (like that twitter person)

- Hoarders: Honeymouns, floridakilos 

- Second hand hoarders: Friends/contacts of hoarders. Lfl was here during one day. Also all of honeymouns friends that scrobble her unleaked tracks every now and then. That guy that has a tiktok about Lana unreleased and secrets too.

[honeymoon is alive 22,211]

3 minutes ago, The Siren said:

i need a serve like this as the artwork too

 

you guys don't imagine the impact this selfie had on me when she posted 

[The Siren 30,528]

5 minutes ago, Nova Times said:

I imagine that’s how Lana enters this thread 

imagine if lana happens decides to enter LBs the same day we get a s*at attack

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5 minutes ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

me when my uber eats driver says he's outside 

Me after my dominoes delivery driver knocks on my door and calls me to come out when I tell them to leave my pizza and cheesy bread on the front porch

[Make me your Dream Life 88,991]

1 minute ago, The Siren said:

imagine if lana happens decides to enter LBs the same day we get a s*at attack

She’d probably be laughing like some of us about it 

[Venice Peach 54,382]

6 minutes ago, the ocean said:

that's like elle being a hoarder or 2nd hand insider

I mean... her hairdresser used to play her unleaked tracks while doing her hair 10 years ago 

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Also, where is @IanadeIrey