Lana's Most Ridiculous Lyric(s)...

[PARADIXO 31,606]

why do people keep on making these treads when it's always the same answers / discussions lol

[hongkongdisco mysterygirl15 777]

1. I fall asleep in an American flag / I wear my diamonds on Skid Row 
2. Drugs, suck it up, like vanilla iceys / Don't treat me rough, treat me really niceys
3. He used to call me DN (that stood for Deadly Nightshade)
4. Down on the West Coast, they've got their icons / Their silver starlets, their queens of Saigons 
5. All the Colombians like, "Yayo"
6. Baby, you're so ghetto 

 

These always make me laugh but I adore them

[eternixy 292]

Throw me holy in the sky like a pizza pie!

[caitlyn valliulina 4,399]

5 hours ago, Beautiful Loser said:

Throw me 'round like a hot potato, if he want the butter, then say so

 

 

what does "if he want the butter then say so" even mean..

[MrFameKills 10,439]

11 hours ago, taco truck said:

Earthquakes happen naturally down in California
Walls shake, but I don't give a shit, 'cuz dying's better for ya
Fuck life, evеrything here sucks, therе's no music anymore, yeah
I pray that he takes me in
The next big 9.4, yeah

 

this song and espically this verse is so fucking dramatic but i love it because sometimes it really be like that. it very holden caulfield lol.

Greatest verse of all time actually

[Olympia 4,315]

13 hours ago, babetteateoatmeal said:

honestly the entirety of peppers has me laughing sometimes because of how gaudy the lyrics are  still iconic tho

 

I agree. Especially the Angelina Jolie verse. 

 

And, I'm sorry, but the first verse coming to my mind as answer to this question is about pepsi cola, lol. 

[Beautiful Loser 46,008]

8 hours ago, 420cait said:

 

what does "if he want the butter then say so" even mean..

I think it’s innuendo because, you know, butter is made by churning it. 

[rightofjupiter 15,888]

“Regrettably also a white woman” 

 

[Beautiful Loser 46,008]

Grandfather, please stand on the shoulders of my father

While he’s deep-sea fishing for sharks in the Pacific

 

I don’t think I’ll ever forget how ridiculous I thought this line was the first time I read it. 

[Thunder Revenant 20,686]

All of Venice Bitch

[details 15,691]

11 hours ago, orpheline said:

I fall asleep in an American flag / I wear my diamonds on Skid Row 

noooo this is iconic 😭

[hongkongdisco mysterygirl15 777]

43 minutes ago, kuntsugi said:

noooo this is iconic 😭

Ridiculous is NOT a bad thing to me Cola in its entirety is genius

[honey dew 10,327]

15 hours ago, americangothic said:

"The early month of mid-July" is unbelievable to me 

Why is this taking me out right now 

[Blue Ink 5,897]

"If he's a serial killer then what's the worst that could happen to a girl who's already hurt"

[Rocket0212 1,909]

'Cause breakin' up slowly is a hard thing to do
I love you only, but it's makin' me blue
So don't send me flowers like you always do
It's hard to bе lonely, but it's the right thing to do

 

There's nothing ridiculous about these lyrics but rhyming the same word 3 times is something straight out of Nicki Minaj school of songwriting.

[Strangelove 1,546]

14 hours ago, PARADIXO said:

why do people keep on making these treads when it's always the same answers / discussions lol

I couldn't find a thread like this and said in my post if it's a double please merge it. There is no need to be negative. 

[PARADIXO 31,606]

3 minutes ago, Strangelove said:

I couldn't find a thread like this and said in my post if it's a double please merge it. There is no need to be negative. 

 

I wasn't being negative, I just laughed at the amount of "worst Lana lyrics" and similar threads 

[taco truck 28,704]

melancholia in it's entirety but especially 

 

Fight for the right to be different
In a world full of fake bitches

 

literally one of her funniest lines (though i don't think that was the intention lol)

[CandyRaye 308]

On 7/13/2023 at 12:58 PM, Strangelove said:

Hi, so I tried searching with the search bar for this topic and did not find anything but please feel free to delete it if the topic already exists.

 

What do you think is Lana's most bizarre/ridiculous lyric?

 

For me, it is the Behind Closed Doors bridge. 

 

Everybody's at the park tonight

Everybody's at the shore

Everybody's on the street tonight

What the hell would we do that for?

Everybody's at the park tonight

But we got fireworks galore, behind closed doors

Behind closed doors

 

It doesn't really make any sense to me! She's saying people are out having fun, meanwhile her and her boyfriend are "too cool" to be a part of that. And what is fireworks galore? They would have to be down the shore or something to see that. 

I don’t think they are talking about actual fireworks…I think it was a sexual reference 

[Pink Flamingo 16,097]

On 7/14/2023 at 5:43 AM, rightofjupiter said:

“Regrettably also a white woman” 

 

this one doesn't let me sleep at night