Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Mer 62,097]

50 minutes ago, dietpussycola said:

For some reason, I’m getting the vibe of a pale honey color! Or really any warmer pale color. 

“pale honey” girl just say you want a piss colored vinyl and move onnnn

[Candy Necklace 8,021]

3 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

baby who is we 

right like don’t include me in that tf 

[Cult Leader 5,462]

55 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

please lord no more red 

Sorry

[shadesofblue 16,030]

if this was a real insider why are they playing wheel of fortune with the song titles they ~supposedly heard~   they claim they know all the letters like just say the title atp if you really know instead of playing games of levitation

[ivory almond 16,125]

 

me listening to a dcooper exclusive LQ tagged snippet of This Cunt Is A Machine on febreeze.org in a year

[Lasso 13,216]

1 minute ago, ivory almond said:

 

me listening to a dcooper exclusive LQ tagged snippet of This Cunt Is A Machine on febreeze.org in a year

 

pls keep going I'm laughing my ass off to all ur posts 

[Mer 62,097]

5 minutes ago, shadesofblue said:

if this was a real insider why are they playing wheel of fortune with the song titles they ~supposedly heard~   they claim they know all the letters like just say the title atp if you really know instead of playing games of levitation

the level of engagement farming by (some) insiders that goes on here sometimes would make you think LB pays you for interactions. 

[ultrabanisters 45,608]

2 minutes ago, Mer said:

the level of engagement farming by (some) insiders that goes on here sometimes would make you think LB pays you for interactions. 

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[williamprb 1,993]

lasso wont be happening in september and i doubt her next album will be lasso. a la rock candy sweet and white hot forever

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Just now, ultrabanisters said:

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[Mer 62,097]

3 minutes ago, williamprb said:

lasso wont be happening in september and i doubt her next album will be lasso. a la rock candy sweet and white hot forever

Rock Candy Sweet is the only lost album out of those two, imo. “White Hot Forever” probably wouldn’t have been all too different in style/music/theme/tracklisting than COTCC. 
 

I’m leaning towards the latter for Lasso - I don’t think she’ll scrap the project entirely, but I do think there’s a high likelihood of the album title changing between now and its release sometime in early Q2 2025 

[dietpussycola 871]

48 minutes ago, Mer said:

“pale honey” girl just say you want a piss colored vinyl and move onnnn

Yes, ma’am! I want it DEHYDRATED. CLOUDY. PISS. YELLOW.. Thank you.  
 

(For the record, I’m only playing along with the joke. Lmaoo)

[ivory almond 16,125]

 me dancing to 5 seconds each of Lobotomize and Nouveau Riche in a discord vc

[Lanaparadiserey 23,703]

Lasso lead single dropping September 27th I feel it…

 

Also no one has talked about how insane it is that the “iNsIdEr” claimed she talks about the Grammys in a song on Lasso…they almost seem under the impression that the record was made recently or something and not over the past four years like Lana said. 

[Sunset Opal 4,319]

October 1 single 

December 2 single 

February album

2 collabs 

Zodiac reworked 

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LeAkEd TrAcKliSt

Marigolds Spoil At Me

Houston You're Fucked (I love u bby feat Meg The Stallion and Nikki Lane)

God Bless and Fuck Off feat Reba Macentire

I hate the IRS ft Dolly Parton

Feet pics at the Kroger parking lot cruising spot ft Gay Clay

Lobotomy Sunrise

Wellbutrin and Ozempic

Lizzie Likes Stefani (NOT) ft Lady Gaga

Kangaroos on The Tractor

Lets All Suck Someone Old

But Mama He has a Great Personality

Joan and Bobby

I'm pretty much Elvis now

Katy Perry is The Devil

 

[heroindealer 11,146]

5 hours ago, ultrabanisters said:

please lord no more red 

or blue 

[heroindealer 11,146]

4 hours ago, Liz Taylor Blues said:

LeAkEd TrAcKliSt

Marigolds Spoil At Me

Houston You're Fucked (I love u bby feat Meg The Stallion and Nikki Lane)

God Bless and Fuck Off feat Reba Macentire

I hate the IRS ft Dolly Parton

Feet pics at the Kroger parking lot cruising spot ft Gay Clay

Lobotomy Sunrise

Wellbutrin and Ozempic

Lizzie Likes Stefani (NOT) ft Lady Gaga

Kangaroos on The Tractor

Lets All Suck Someone Old

But Mama He has a Great Personality

Joan and Bobby

I'm pretty much Elvis now

Katy Perry is The Devil

 

gay clay 

also i need Katy Perry is the devil and Kangaroos on a tractor 

 

and PLS imagine Lana writing sumn like

 

you’re the side offect

of these ozempic hoes

pink on my toes

amfebutamones

 

[Rock Candy 1,800]

This thread 

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5 hours ago, Lanaparadiserey said:

Lasso lead single dropping September 27th I feel it…

 

Also no one has talked about how insane it is that the “iNsIdEr” claimed she talks about the Grammys in a song on Lasso…they almost seem under the impression that the record was made recently or something and not over the past four years like Lana said. 

 

I mean, she could have written a song mentioning any of the PAST Grammys she's attended. Maybe the one where she lost to Billie's album?

 

I'm not saying the Insider is for real, but I wouldn't dismiss him based on this. Many artists mention Grammys all the time - regardless of whether they've actually been nominated, attended and especially when they attended.