Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

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Aight, I'm logging out for a good hour and gonna touch grass. If it's true, I'm so sad about Henry. Manifesting it still to be on Lasso

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Call me a clown because I want They Call It A Miracle to be real 

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when jinn is an insider.. but only because they work in the perfume business and absolutely everything else was made up

 

im choosing to believe the perfume is real because i want one 

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This song reminds me of this thread

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12 minutes ago, JinnWithin said:

Enjoy! 
 

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Lana will drop a fragrance collab with an A-list celebrity and their new fragrance brand at the end of October!  

, Jinn

LANA X BALKAN OPIUM WE WON 

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14 minutes ago, JinnWithin said:

Enjoy! 
 

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Lana will drop a fragrance collab with an A-list celebrity and their new fragrance brand at the end of October!  

, Jinn

 

hope it smells like vape juice 

 

ok but also, why is all the "album info" out in plain sight but some perfume line is under the spoiler tag 

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the feature is obviously going to be sexyy red 

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When They call it a miracle randomly drops next month and it turns out jinn just sucked at English 

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Im getting major second hand embarrassment from the people believing and entertaining this person  

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I mean Henry come on, do you really have some perfume?

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They really dipped huh they said not by the hairs of my Jinny Jin Jin! 

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Just now, The Stargirl Pinky said:

They really dipped huh they said not by the hairs of my Jinny Jin Jin! 

They left before they contradicted themselves even more. Like if you’re gonna play insider at least get your story straight first 

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it's actually so funny to watch y'all believe this shit 

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 The way this didn’t make sense. time to wait for after the debates in September when trump wins the election in November and we don’t get a single

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okay but i'd die if lana released a perfume 

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I just don’t get how they’d have all this info like? They know about her perfume, they’ve heard half the unfinished album, they know about her personal desires regarding releases around the election, they know she had a disagreement with a producer earlier in the year? If they ACTUALLY knew all this stuff they’d have to be super close with her or super high up at her label or something. Some random mook wouldn’t know all of this. 
 

oh and they had time to pencil into their schedule two little Q and As with Lanaboards of all places?? 
 

unless…. our insider is a fanboat tour guide from the swamp… 

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now which one of you is giggling behind your screen rn after logging out of the Jinn account 

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31 minutes ago, Candy Necklace said:

Im getting major second hand embarrassment from the people believing and entertaining this person  

 

It’s never that serious.

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just thinking about how big of a loser you have to be to wake up one day and decide you’re going to pretend to be an insider… and keep the act for days AT THAT 

 

like in between yesterday and today jin was probably thinking of all the ways he can fool lanaboards… and yet he accomplished nothing