Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Sis 2,099]

Her cowboy era, slay 

[Elle 122,853]

I swear my personal life has been slowly hinting at this.. in 2022, I filmed nearly every episode of a Country music TV show called Monarch where I worked alongside some popular country artists such as Trace Adkins, Martina McBride, and Little Big Town. Then a couple of months ago, someone I live with bought a speaker and has been blasting country music in the kitchen all day every day (despite my complaints)  & then during my New Year's Eve party I hosted last month, one of my best friends who isn't generally interested in country music (he stans Ariana Grande, Mariah Carey, and Bruno Mars) revealed that he's become obsessed with Rascal Flatts and kept putting their songs on the party playlist lol. & then of course back in September, I visited Alabama for the first time to see Lana, which in my opinion is the most yeehaw state. My life tried to prepare me for this, so.. I'm ready xx

[Make me your Dream Life 88,870]

her tulsa jesus freak brokeback mountain country era 

[honey dew 11,799]

I wonder if Rock Candy Sweet has anything to do with Lasso if this album is 4 years in the making   

[Rocket0212 2,076]

I hope it's as country as Honeymoon was "jazzy". GP will eat it up though.

[syrup amour 2,954]

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[evalionisameme 13,900]

Heard jack, im out…. Y’all enjoy 

[ultrabanisters 46,090]

wtf did i just wake up to

[Actor 1,972]

JACK??? AGAIN??? REALLY - I - - - IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS. . . . . 

[fl0r1dakil0s 21,529]

[Crazy Husband Thief 3,907]

Jack

Country

 

…I‘m out. I thought we were over this crap after Chemtrails and Blue Banisters. Enough with the vanity projects, Lana! Feed your fans some bops!

[Americen Whore 10,372]

saw this at class and I almost screamed   I remember begging Jack to release hey blue baby, I guess this’s ur chance to do it 

Embarrassing 

[Elle 122,853]

8 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

wtf did i just wake up to

 

Put ur mod boots on, baby, giddyup.... x

[Crazy Husband Thief 3,907]

56 minutes ago, Thats why they call me Dita said:

Just want to mention I said all my manifestations were coming true lately and I then manifested LDR 10 announcement in February.. so you’re all welcome 

Well stop manifesting crap!

[Pink Flamingo 17,168]

3 minutes ago, Crazy Husband Thief said:

Well stop manifesting crap!

[Make me your Dream Life 88,870]

she really said, this is what you get for not appreciating blue banisters now you gon' learn 

[pin up galore 19,064]

oh my fucking god…

[daphnedinkley 13,773]

COUNTRY WESTERN COWBOY ALBUM SHE DID THIS FOR MEEEEEEEE SHE DID THIS FOR ME!!!!!! YES YES YES FUCKING YES IM SO HAPPY

 

MY OFFICIAL LIST OF (some delusional) MANIFESTATIONS:

• hot n steamy music video starring pedro pascal as lana's sexy cowboy love interest
• lee hazlewood influences PLEASE
• dolly parton feature (don't say i didn't warn you about the delusion)
• a few acoustic tracks for the may jailer vibes
• album art in the style of the vintage malboro man adverts but with lana instead of a dude
• actual live tv performances or recorded festival sets
• lana saying "giddy up" a minimum of three times throughout the album
• one - just one - obnoxiously upbeat country song, like jackson by nancy sinatra and lee halzewood
• it must be rootin, it must be tootin, by god it must be shootin, but most of all.... it must slay

[Thats why they call me Dita 10,281]

5 minutes ago, Crazy Husband Thief said:

Well stop manifesting crap!

I never manifested country  butttt it’s Lana, I’m here for whatever she’s giving me 

[The Missing Shade of Blue 2,411]

1 minute ago, daphnedinkley said:

hot n steamy music video starring pedro pascal as lana's sexy cowboy love interest