Misheard Lana Lyrics

[13beachess 7,619]

On 3/5/2022 at 4:13 AM, PatentLeatherDoOver said:

I posted this as a status earlier, but I always thought Lana was saying, “Get your crystal meth-head on,” in American

 

oh... so that's NOT the lyrics? oh 

[the ocean 67,601]

in kill kill i always hear “and i love playing in the sand”

[ijustwantedtorevivetheforum 1,730]

f*ck it i LIKE you

i'm sorry but i can't not hear "like" instead of "love"

[Dark Angel 202,787]

for some reason i thought she was saying “got that sailor dress” in tv in black & white instead of “got that same address” & even though the former makes no sense it’s honestly really cute

[Rorman Nockwell 56,862]

On 3/10/2022 at 4:56 AM, imenos said:

f*ck it i LIKE you

i'm sorry but i can't not hear "like" instead of "love"

I think she actually is singing that at the start and it morphs into "love" by the end

[Serene Queen 4,786]

“Washing my hair, doing the laundry/Late night TV, I want you on me” 

[Ultra Violet 18,996]

Discovering after 8 years that shades of cool says "you are unfixable" not "you are unvincible".

I knew "invincible" would be the right word but i thought it was just cute how she got it wrong  

[Formation 4,193]

“And I like my candy and your Whitman” which honestly I kinda prefer (though I like that the actual lyric alludes to Shades of Cool)

[Ultra Violet 18,996]

"They say im too young to love you  they say im too dumb to see"

 

Just listened to the brooklyn baby acapella and its sing??? 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,396]

29 minutes ago, Ultra Violet said:

"They say im too young to love you  they say im too dumb to see"

 

Just listened to the brooklyn baby acapella and its sing??? 

 

wtf is it??? 

[honeymoon is alive 21,405]

41 minutes ago, Ultra Violet said:

"They say im too young to love you  they say im too dumb to see"

 

Just listened to the brooklyn baby acapella and its sing??? 

just checked genius and im still on shock. my life has been a lie

[Ultra Violet 18,996]

Back again 

 

BBS - i thought it was Kinda wish I was with my father

[blackpalmtrees 2,458]

I still hear “the only thing that’s filthy’s this black bathing suit” 

 

[lanaismamom 11,549]

On 9/14/2016 at 12:08 AM, reputation said:

when in Fine China, I heard "I'm so me, Corinthians" when it said "Strong like a tree, but the unlucky one"

 

On 10/24/2016 at 11:53 PM, reputation said:

I thought she said "I'm in love with a frying pan" in kill kill

 

On 1/25/2017 at 12:08 AM, reputation said:

In Blue Jeans I always thought it was 'Baby I'm a rat or die'

 

On 1/25/2017 at 12:29 AM, reputation said:

On 1/25/2017 at 12:26 AM, Melania Trump said:

this one still hurts me,

about 2 months ago i realized that the lyrics in the blackest day are:

'i have heavy heartstrings' instead of 'a half life in lost dreams'

and tbh it kinda ruined the song for me, those lyrics would be so much better

Didn't she say hamstrings?

.......... I CANT

[Party Favor 10,317]

On 3/4/2022 at 8:13 PM, PatentLeatherDoOver said:

I posted this as a status earlier, but I always thought Lana was saying, “Get your crystal meth-head on,” in American

What’s the actual lyric then 

[Dark Angel 202,787]

Just now, Party Favor said:

What’s the actual lyric then 

 

crystal method, which i believe is a band? 

 

edit: it is

[Dreamboy 1,606]

On 7/28/2021 at 10:13 PM, PatentLeatherDoOver said:

In Fuck it I love you, I always thought she was saying, “Chances in my veins,” instead of “jazz.”

WAIT WHAT??? It isn't ''drugs in my veins''? In apple music it shows ''jazz'' but I thought they just censored it.

WTF I always heard ''drugs'' and it makes sense because of shooting her veins (even tho it was in neon and not heroin)

[Dreamboy 1,606]

On 11/10/2020 at 2:18 AM, past the bushes said:

On Bel Air:

I don't love roses 

I used to heard ''walk in the way of my soft dress erection'' and was like WTF WHAT IS A SOFT DRESS ERECTION?? LOL

[Ultra Violet 18,996]

IYLDWM:

So is it 

"Baby wants a dance, baby gets her way" 

or

"Baby wants a dance, baby gets away"?

 

At first i heard the top line, but now i only hear the bottom line.

[Jaeden xx 7,138]

Ace Ventura instead of Past Ventura in 13 Beaches only realised this today