Misheard Lana Lyrics

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

put your white town issues on and follow me

i'm turning out novels like beat poetry on infinity

[maxthehitman 1,729]

Lana Del Rey "COLA"

 

My p*****y tastes like Pepsi Cola
My eyes are wide like cherry pies
I got sweet taste for men who are older
It's always been , so it's no surprise

Honey´s in the sky with diamonds
And it's making me crazy

 

Isn´t it supposed to be like a Beatles song , "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" ??

I always thought she was singing "Honey´s in the sky"

 

Then I read the lyrics and it says, " Harvey's in the sky with diamonds"  

Who is this "Harvey" guy ? 

Then I read Wikipedia about the song and Lana´s thoughts while writing it and she was refering to

that idiot Harvey Weinstein     

 

but WHY include him into such a lovely song?  And specially with the words " ... in the sky with diamonds"  ??

Its just freaked me out.   I will never listen to this song the same way again. 

 

I just might do a re-re-mix with my FL-Studio and remove his name from the song and

add someone else´s name into it  

[WillUServeMeLemonade 64]

Fuck yeah, give it to me

This is Kevin, what I truly want

-Gods and Monsters (I don't really know how I heard that one)

 

Gin taught me that

-Ultraviolence

 

Baby stoppin at 7-eleven

There in his white Pontiac, Kevin

-Diet Mountain Dew (apparently I have some sorta strange affinity for Kevin)

 

Put your white towel sheets on and follow me

-Swan Song

 

There is violence in your eyes

-Honeymoon 

 

And to finish off, something close to what somebody else stated previously

Pornless confusion

-Hope Is A Dangerous Thing

 

Hope you enjoyed reading my (very) unfortunate mishearings of Lana's gorgeous lyrics

[Dark Angel 202,304]

in "dangerous girl" i truly thought she was saying "baby i'm a forlorn on fire" and i honestly i still wish it was that.

[Barttender 1,118]

In Born To Die, my brain turns "All the answers, honey" into "Pole dancers, honey"... Don't ask me why!

[Violets in Your Eyes 313]

In OTTR I thought she said "you never looked so beautiful as you do in that moment" and was disappointed when I realized it was "as you do now, my man" bc I like the misheard one better

 

Also I still can only hear "makes me a sad sad girl" so that's what I sing instead of "makes me so sad, girl"

[Slumdog 817]

It's not funny but I'm not a native English speaker and always thought in Venice Bitch she said "beautiful beautiful", not beautiful losers.

[Serene Queen 4,786]

It's not funny but I'm not a native English speaker and always thought in Venice Bitch she said "beautiful beautiful", not beautiful losers.

I’m a native speaker and that’s what I hear

[Doll Harlow 12,367]

Motel squeeze squeeze

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

no idea what she's saying in this part of heavy hitter "i got that magic ( ) potion, ( ) can't wait til i'm older, ( ) use that ( )

[BeckoningCat 7]

Probably my favorite is from Ultraviolence (which I listened to from beginning to end several times a week for several years). 

 

Money, Power, Glory where she says "Alleluia, I wanna take you for all that you got." I thought she was saying "Oh LA....something something" ("through the yard"? And I would laugh about it, because I knew she wasn't actually saying "through the yard" I just was sure she was saying "Oh LA").

 

Then she made the NFR album which is like Los Angeles in musical form, and I learned to stop hanging on to those crumbs. 

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,092]

The Blackest Day:

 

I heard "a half-life in lost dreams" instead of "I have heavy heartstrings" for very long time and I'm kinda disappointed now

 

Blue Jeans:

"Sally come on Monday" instead of "Said he'd come home Monday"

[Elle 121,283]

Probably my favorite is from Ultraviolence (which I listened to from beginning to end several times a week for several years). 

 

Money, Power, Glory where she says "Alleluia, I wanna take you for all that you got." I thought she was saying "Oh LA....something something" ("through the yard"? And I would laugh about it, because I knew she wasn't actually saying "through the yard" I just was sure she was saying "Oh LA").

 

Then she made the NFR album which is like Los Angeles in musical form, and I learned to stop hanging on to those crumbs. 

 

 

This is funny because my best friend for years thought it was "holler through the yard" and I heard her sing that along to the song and I was like ??? what are you saying lol. She had no idea the lyric was "hallelujah" until I told her. I thought it was hilarious that that's what she thought it was for so long x

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

The Blackest Day:

 

I heard "a half-life in lost dreams" instead of "I have heavy heartstrings" for very long time and I'm kinda disappointed now

 

Blue Jeans:

"Sally come on Monday" instead of "Said he'd come home Monday"

i'm pretty sure it's this. i hear it too

[godsmonster 14,221]

Just realized recently the lyrics of How To Disappear are not

"cuts on his face cause he fucked too hard"

[xxmissdaytonaxx 30,078]

Swan Song

 

What I Thought: “Dive in, dive deep and I blew/blue my suede.”

 

What It Actually Is: “ Dive in, dive deep and dive blue, my sweet.”

 

TELL ME WHY I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE LYRIC SINCE HONEYMOON WAS RELEASED? i only legit found out now after looking up the lyrics for an insta caption. what was i thinking? it doesn’t even make sense.

[urgirl 5,747]

"Blessed is this human" instead of "Blessed is this union" in UV, I like human better and Im still surprised everytime when she says union not human lol

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

In Breaking My Heart she says "Hey fly boy you cruising faster than the light"

 

but one day I was listening and I heard "hey fat boi"

[Rorman Nockwell 56,714]

It's not funny but I'm not a native English speaker and always thought in Venice Bitch she said "beautiful beautiful", not beautiful losers.

 

No, it goes "lalalalalala unicorns ... BEAUtiful uuuuunicorns"

 

Don't @ me

[Sugar Venom 9,658]

I always thought she was saying “my cigarettes *are* diamond rings” in the last girl on earth. I thought it was supposed to be an innuendo like how people get addicted to cigarettes and have to buy lots of them, and it can be expensive and definitely a waste of money and a bad habit, but for her she’s buying diamond rings at the rate people buy cigarettes. Her spending is just that frivolous. I thot it was really clever and effective given the context and the rest of the song . I guess not lmfao