Misheard Lana Lyrics

[Wild One 3,306]

OLD MONEY -

Real:

"My mother's glamor, lives on and on"

Misheard:

"My mother's gramma, lives on and on (?)"

[NewportShawty 18]

dare i say it...... "i love casinos, and neon reservations"

is this not the lyric..omg

[annedauphine 35,853]

I've always heard "you're smoking hot" instead of "let's go get high in BTD and "I can see my baby swagging" in WC. Smh. Also I've thought for months that it was "Barrios tonight" instead of "bats her cartoon eyes" in Carmen, I though it was a club or something! And the first time I've listened to Brooklyn Baby I was very tired and completely misunderstood and thought she was saying "he plays guitar in his submarine" 

[Velours 1,426]

My old man is a batman

Fist me hard before you go

Honey it is time to spill

Baby in atlanta (?)

 

[BLONDECORE 152]

is it "and neon reservations" or "indian reservations" i need to know it's been 3 yeARS

 

also i used to think that "come on kitty cat, fill her up" was "come on kick it, feel the rush"

[CriesMarmalade 178]

Pretty sure it's 'indian reservations'. If you listen carefully you can hear an emphasis on the 'd' that 'and neon' wouldn't have, plus we know that Lana spent some time working on an indian resevation.

[May 13,311]

Ride - I thought it was:

I look up to keep myself saying, "Maybe, too hard I strive, I just ride"

but it's actually:

All I've got to keep myself sane, baby, so I just ride, I just ride

[BlueJeans 2,606]

I thought it was something along the lines of "I look up to hear myself say baby", but that didn't make much sense..

[BLONDECORE 152]

i got the ass, you got the fire

 

i legit thought she was singing that for months until i realized it was ice

[SilverSprings 534]

I'm still convinced the line in Dangerous Girl is forlorn fire and not four alarm fire.

 

But instead of 'forlorn on fire', it's just a different, Lana pronunciation, kinda like 'for-a-lorn fire'. Well I like it anyway!

[iwasborntodie 306]

Off To The Races - I thought Lana's man loved her with every beat of his 'cooking' heart. Duh.

[Tommi 813]

I always thought in TIWMUG it was 'Perhaps Blue Ribbon on ice' until I realised Pabst Blue Ribbon was a the name of the beer.

And in Ride I swore she said 'I look up to keep myself sane baby'.

Derp.

[VelvetNight 181]

From Is this Happiness, "you think you're Monterey tom-foolery" is actually "you think you're Hunter S. Thompson" which gives the song such a better meaning.

[futuretro 197]

"Lead me to war with your brilliant erection"

[alltoowell 48]

Boarding School:

 

"Blowing a bass-singer" (I was all "what is a bass-singer?")

 

Instead of

 

"Blowing up as a singer"

[annedauphine 35,853]

Also thought it was "so fucking sick" instead "so fun I can't see" in Velvet Crowbar and got immensely disappointed when I saw I was wrong GOD I love this song too much you're like crack to me so fucking sick sounds so much better imo

[futuretro 197]

"We could SELL the kilos, On the keys, baby, oh yeah."

 

makes more sense my way, I think.

[LittleFool 1,912]

From Is this Happiness, "you think you're Monterey tom-foolery" is actually "you think you're Hunter S. Thompson" which gives the song such a better meaning.

 

That one tripped me up too. I heard: "so you wanna rage, don't now, I think you're fucking crazy as the day is long"

[Honeybear 2,047]

The Other Woman: "And she's never seen with thinkers in hair"

 

FMWUTTT - "Life is worrysome, I confess ... I got tested and I passed, yes" (It made a lot of sense tbh)

[ilovetati 15,297]

The Other Woman: "And she's never seen with thinkers in hair"

 

FMWUTTT - "Life is worrysome, I confess ... I got tested and I passed, yes" (It made a lot of sense tbh)

"Passed" is correct, though?