LANALYSIS: Relating Songs To Known/Assumed Relationships

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6 minutes ago, Let the Light In said:

 

 "Do you think if I go blonde we could get our old love back?" 

 

https://imgur.com/a/FFQOeTi

June 4th.

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September 2019: Lana and Sean Larkin seen together and started dating

March 2020: Sean Larkin confirmed break up

August 2020: Lana and Clayton followed each other on Instagram, allegedly met on Bumble

December 2020: Lana and Clayton allegedly got engaged 

July 2021: Lana and Clayton broke up, Clayton hinted on Lana cheating

Sometime in 2021: Lana started dating with Mike Hermosa

January 2022: Sean got married

Early 2022: Lana and Donoghue dating rumours 

May 2022: Lana and Nonoghue seen together

September 2022: Lana and Evan Winiker seen together

March 2023: Lana and Evan Winiker allegedly got engaged

May 2023: Lana and Donoghue were back together again

 

 

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I really did not expect Lana to drop that bomb about being on couple's therapy with Sean... it shines a new light on an already very sad situation.

I wonder if the whole back and forth with Donoghue (with her relationship with Evan inbetween) and subsequent breakup has made her revisit it again, she brought him with her to Brazil around her family only for him to start messing around with Stella Barey. Also, him being mentioned by name on Kintsugi still puzzles me a bit ngl.

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19 minutes ago, Let the Light In said:

September 2019: Lana and Sean Larkin seen together and started dating

March 2020: Sean Larkin confirmed break up

August 2020: Lana and Clayton followed each other on Instagram, allegedly met on Bumble

December 2020: Lana and Clayton allegedly got engaged 

October 2021: Lana and Clayton broke up, Clayton hinted on Lana cheating

Sometime in 2021: Lana started dating with Mike Hermosa

January 2022: Sean got married

Early 2022: Lana and Donoghue dating rumours 

May 2022: Lana and Nonoghue seen together

September 2022: Lana and Evan Winiker seen together

March 2023: Lana and Evan Winiker allegedly got engaged

May 2023: Lana and Donoghue were back together again

 

 

 

Actually from what I’ve sleuthed this was the last time they were public together, not October.

Then in August 1st she was first seen with Mike and dated till December or January 2022.

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5 minutes ago, rocknrollgroupie said:

 

Actually from what I’ve sleuthed this was the last time they were public together, not October.

Then in August 1st she was seen with Mike.

Oops sorry, I think there were rumors in July 2021 that they broke up. 

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Was she cheating on clay with sean then?

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I'm so confused - is she still with Evan or Jack nowadays? Were she and Evan ever engaged? 

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7 minutes ago, Poor Stacy said:

I'm so confused - is she still with Evan or Jack nowadays? Were she and Evan ever engaged? 

 

I really don't think they ever got engaged tbh

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9 minutes ago, Poor Stacy said:

I'm so confused - is she still with Evan or Jack nowadays? Were she and Evan ever engaged? 

She was traveling with Evan during April. Then she went back to travelling with Jack in May. But then in her recent shows she was without Jack and she shaded him so I guess she’s single now?

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2 hours ago, Let the Light In said:

September 2019: Lana and Sean Larkin seen together and started dating

March 2020: Sean Larkin confirmed break up

August 2020: Lana and Clayton followed each other on Instagram, allegedly met on Bumble

December 2020: Lana and Clayton allegedly got engaged 

July 2021: Lana and Clayton broke up, Clayton hinted on Lana cheating

Sometime in 2021: Lana started dating with Mike Hermosa

January 2022: Sean got married

Early 2022: Lana and Donoghue dating rumours 

May 2022: Lana and Nonoghue seen together

September 2022: Lana and Evan Winiker seen together

March 2023: Lana and Evan Winiker allegedly got engaged

May 2023: Lana and Donoghue were back together again

 

 

 

She wastes no time griving and moves to the next thing, bitch me too the fuck. Moon in Leo and Cancer sun tingz I guess! (Scorpio rising doesn't help the tiniest bit too lol)

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5 hours ago, Let the Light In said:

 

I tihnk it is about Sean because of "You've got a Thunderbird","I was looking for the father I wanted back" and "Do you think if I go blonde we could get our old love back?" lines. 

 

They allegedly met with Clayton through a dating app.

 

Sean confirmed they broke up and they are hanging out as friends on March 2020, maybe BLM protests could be where they were still thinking if it's gonna work out or not or them friendly hanging out. "There we were, screamin', "Black Lives Matter" in a crowd, by the Old Man River and I saw you saw who I am" line would make sense. There were also specualtions they got back together in July 2020.

 

 

 

5 hours ago, rocknrollgroupie said:

First time Clay entered the scene ( I think) was when he commented something thirsty on her ig lmao and we noticed she followed him back. That was end of August, she was with Sean in July and BLM was June.

Both of you are smart. Totally convincing and makes total sense to me. Kudos!

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7 hours ago, Let the Light In said:

September 2019: Lana and Sean Larkin seen together and started dating

March 2020: Sean Larkin confirmed break up

August 2020: Lana and Clayton followed each other on Instagram, allegedly met on Bumble

December 2020: Lana and Clayton allegedly got engaged 

July 2021: Lana and Clayton broke up, Clayton hinted on Lana cheating

Sometime in 2021: Lana started dating with Mike Hermosa

January 2022: Sean got married

Early 2022: Lana and Donoghue dating rumours 

May 2022: Lana and Nonoghue seen together

September 2022: Lana and Evan Winiker seen together

March 2023: Lana and Evan Winiker allegedly got engaged

May 2023: Lana and Donoghue were back together again

 

 

Then there's this mysterious July 2020 when everybody were debating was she sitting in Sean's car or Jack Antonoff's car. The one where she was listening to Tove Lo's Habits. And she was also in Oklahoma, where she went to a hair salon (and when the photos were released, everybody started bodyshaming her there )

 

My question is: when Lana met Sean in 2019, was he already cheating on Lana and his fiancèe?

7 hours ago, rocknrollgroupie said:

First time Clay entered the scene ( I think) was when he commented something thirsty on her ig lmao and we noticed she followed him back. That was end of August, she was with Sean in July and BLM was June.

Yeah, Lana shared that magician's card trick she did in Paris 2011 (she put the card in her mouth) and Clay commented how he wished that he was that card in Lana's mouth 

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gosh she is changing men nonstop queen behavior actually

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I really wish someone could do her justice. She’s clearly looking her something that will last, and yet all these men have the audacity to fumble her. Most of them are nobody’s anyways.

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I was über confused - I for some surreal reason thought for the longest time that Donoghue was the guy on NFR cover  Imagine my state when I realised how dumb I am

[Embach 42,329]

My unpopular opinion is that NFR title track is about Chase Stogel not Jonathan Wilson. Idk why people would think that it's about Jonathan Wilson, they dated only few months. She dated Chase for like 2 years? And I remember reading how many "sources" said that Chase was a childish man. I think that most songs on NFR are about Chase, except California and TNBAR.

 

I also read a theory that NFR title track is about G-Eazy because they went to many clubs and parties together: "self-loathing poet, resident Laurel Canyon know-it-all, you talk to the walls when the party gets bored of you". Although they dated only few months too idk, if the whole album is about him or only this song idk.

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6 minutes ago, Embach said:

My unpopular opinion is that NFR title track is about Chase Stogel not Jonathan Wilson. Idk why people would think that it's about Jonathan Wilson, they dated only few months. She dated Chase for like 2 years? And I remember reading how many "sources" said that Chase was a childish man. I think that most songs on NFR are about Chase, except California and TNBAR.

 

I also read a theory that NFR title track is about G-Eazy because they went to many clubs and parties together: "self-loathing poet, resident Laurel Canyon know-it-all, you talk to the walls when the party gets bored of you". Although they dated only few months too idk, if the whole album is about him or only this song idk.

 

g-eazy got like 2 songs on lfl (the worst songs, surprised?) and that was that. he had nowhere near the impact of being on her mind after early 2017... "self loathing poet" being g-eazy? please... more like self-important "rapper". 

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4 minutes ago, 111 said:

 

g-eazy got like 2 songs on lfl (the worst songs, surprised?) and that was that. he had nowhere near the impact of being on her mind after early 2017... "self loathing poet" being g-eazy? please... more like self-important "rapper". 

Who knows, he was a shit bf anyways  I still think it's about Chase Stogel.

 

And why everybody hates White Mustang and In My Feelings, I love these songs so much 

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33 minutes ago, Embach said:

My unpopular opinion is that NFR title track is about Chase Stogel not Jonathan Wilson. Idk why people would think that it's about Jonathan Wilson, they dated only few months. She dated Chase for like 2 years? And I remember reading how many "sources" said that Chase was a childish man. I think that most songs on NFR are about Chase, except California and TNBAR.

Wait why would people think it’s about Jonathan? I always assumed everyone thought it was about Chase lol

They were on n off from 2017 to 2019 and there were some other guys in between. But things apparently got more serious in 2019 when they were together all the time 

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7 minutes ago, rocknrollgroupie said:

Wait why would people think it’s about Jonathan? I always assumed everyone thought it was about Chase lol

They were on n off from 2017 to 2019 and there were some other guys in between. But things apparently got more serious in 2019 when they were together all the time 

Ive read here that ppl think that NFR is about Jonathan