Rarely Known Lana Facts (bottom of the LDR iceberg)

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when the hotel front desk called and reported a complaint because she was playing wicked games by The Weeknd too much 

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I'd probably just link them to Poolside or this interview that I love so much. Because honestly, with Lana there's almost no facts 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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lana had a minecraft birthday cake one year  

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Her name is actually Lenara Del Ramos Reyes

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She once called herself "Gangsta Nancy Sinatra"

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52 minutes ago, bluechemtrails said:

She once called herself "Gangsta Nancy Sinatra"

 

That's iconic !, really one of the highlights of the born to die era, as in an alternate reality where Lana is the daughter of Frank Sinatra (Nancy), but involved in her dad's business, or well maybe more openly

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Not a lana fact but the novices missed out on stellar shit. Tiny chats, leak blogs. Those were the days. 

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On 11/1/2021 at 2:47 PM, IanadeIrey said:

Not really a fact but I would like to air my grievances with newer fans who claim that AKA is completely unlistenable and that you’re “not a true fan” if you enjoy that record because it “glamorizes grooming and drug addiction” and Lana has allegedly come out of the woodwork and has said that it’s all about her “trauma” 

 

Sometimes I believe in the power of gatekeeping. 

Do they really say that? Braindead rats.

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I can’t tell if I dreamed this or if it was real but does anyone remember an interview where she talked about a movie(?) idea she had about an aspiring young starlet who goes crazy in her home or it’s haunted or something… that sounds like such a self insert for her lol basically the hope video she dropped on uhauljoe  anyways when I google it all that comes up is a James Franco interview from 2015 where he mentions the idea briefly, but for some reason I remember it in a video interview maybe around 2012 when asked if she wanted to try dabbling in acting or something..? I might’ve hallucinated this tho.. also sorry if this is too off track for the thread but I just thought of it lol

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On 11/1/2021 at 2:30 PM, That Venice Bitch said:

And that man was Bob Leone

FUCK I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND EVERYONES STARING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The ribbon ribs incident just reminds me of "the knee issue" post:

 

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i would ad definitely china.palace her relationship with her teacher (i need more info so bad), her stalker and kidnapper, the blackest day theory and her degree 

[meIanchoIia 1,355]

Sugarbaby EP

 

Also, could you tell me more about TBD theory?

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the broken ribs and clairvoyant in the unitarian church story

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12 minutes ago, Lake Placid said:

сломанные ребра и ясновидящая в истории унитарной церкви

OMG ABSOLUTELY YES 

18 minutes ago, meIanchoIia said:

Мини-альбом Sugarbaby

 

Также, не могли бы вы рассказать мне больше о теории TBD?

“Lana wrote this song not about Barry, but about how she had a miscarriage” i personally don’t think it’s true but who knows 

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what are these things omfg 

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july 30 2024

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Just now, venice biotch said:

july 30 2024

Too soon 

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September 2024

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I think the Shiny Toy Guns lore is worthy of bottom tier on a Lana iceberg  If not that then the next one up