Lana to be featured on Maxim's December 2014 issue

[tropicunt 638]

Hey no hate on boobless girls

 

We don't have boobs and we still have men falling all over us, so... Who are the real winners here? 

 

I'm kidding, but really.

[Philomene 927]

 i probably have also. no fucks given. 

 

Then why do you react so agressively to my post? It's fine being boobless OR having small boobs OR having huge boobs OR having fake boobs if you're happy with how you are.

[kik 1,563]

Americans have such a weird relationshio/perception of boobs. That's why I prefer French nude beaches a go-go

[COLACNT 5,171]

the colors and the grain x the maxim basicity ~  glamour / sleaze done right 

 

 

this picture makes me want to cry its so good. like those other neil krug shots were almost too ~artsy whereas all the elements in this one are just... perfect?  

[Constantine 4,072]

small tits>>>>>>>>>>

[MermaidTrailerHeaven 454]

OH. MY. GOSH.

 

 

 

seriously, if Interscope drops her one day, she should become an underwear model or something like that   

Just a side note, my body is ready for Dean Winchester

 

 

Also, the itty bitty club is having a moment as the world comes to a crescendo on the b-o-o-t-a-y. I think it's charming. And also inconvenient cuz you can pad your boobs, but idc what anyone says butt pads look terrible.

[Wilde_child 490]

The cover is fine. Classic LDR, Paradise era-like.

[GangstaBoy 3,930]

what the fuck is even going through your mind?

 

+ literally she's so pretty on the cover? y'all got issues, especially with your 'boobless' debate, get a fucking life you disgusting degenerates

 

The cover looks awful, so over edited and glossy it's disgusting. Nothing special about this photoshoot. I appreciate the lack of clothes but not the lack of a theme or decent make up.

 

[Greenwich 1,050]

The cover looks awful, so over edited and glossy it's disgusting. Nothing special on this photoshoot. I appreciate the lack of clothes but not the lack of a theme or decent make up.

 

she really doesn't even look different from other photoshoots, but ok sis 

[Philomene 927]

Americans have such a weird relationshio/perception of boobs. That's why I prefer French nude beaches a go-go

I'm French fyi xoxo

I said boobless because most porn actresses get huge fake boobs and Lana obviously is flat-chested. Why did I say this? Because her make-up is quite trashy and she has the look of a porn actress doing a photoshoot. Am I judging anyone? Nope.

[kik 1,563]

I'm French fyi xoxo

I said boobless because most porn actresses get huge fake boobs and Lana obviously is flat-chested. Why did I say this? Because her make-up is quite trashy and she has the look of a porn actress doing a photoshoot. Am I judging anyone? Nope.

 

I know you're French, I learned it at the same time as Limelight did My comment was just random and not directed to anyone Boobless or not, you just used it as an expression, I didn't pay attention to that. I'm kinda curious how she likes her own boobs. She had surgery in her face, but her breast is natural, although she's quite modest about it. She's an artist, she's small chested, she could go braless in many photoshoot (I'm not talking about showing everything, just glimpse). She did many editorial style photoshoot and usually in fashion photography, stylists/photographers hate underwear, unless it's a lingerie shoot.

 

The fact that Lana is quite open to her sexuality makes me think she might not feel comfortable showing them free of armor because of the shape. I saw a picture where she was wearing a bralette under a t-shirt and they didn't seem round and perhaps that's why she's insecure about them. But who cares, I mean it's her decision, I respect that, but I'm curious anyway.

 

I look like a total perv, but my perception of boobs is different from the majority, specially Americans and Anglo-saxon. I have the impression that Latin people are more liberal and they don't automatically associate boobs with sex. If I look at the Venus de Milo, I'm not sexually aroused. I'm emotionally aroused by the beauty of the feminine body. Same with artistic photography.

[Greenwich 1,050]

I'm French fyi xoxo

I said boobless because most porn actresses get huge fake boobs and Lana obviously is flat-chested. Why did I say this? Because her make-up is quite trashy and she has the look of a porn actress doing a photoshoot. Am I judging anyone? Nope.

Wh... What the.. fuck

[lmdr 9,921]

Wh... What the.. fuck

It's true tho. I don't like this shoot at all

[kik 1,563]

All Maxim covers are quite boring imho.

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=maxim+magazine&client=firefox-a&hs=ph3&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=fflb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=MEBxVMVS84KxBJK7gYAL&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=663

 

They target the average heterosexual Joe. It's made to arouse them, within the limit of their understanding of art and beauty. The angle: lips on the foreground, opened, wet tongue, 12 coats of gloss and the liner is outside her natural lip line, shaped porn style. Or Marilyn style if you prefer

 

I so wish she would do the Pirelli Calendar

[longtimeman 8,081]

All Maxim covers are quite boring imho.

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=maxim+magazine&client=firefox-a&hs=ph3&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=fflb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=MEBxVMVS84KxBJK7gYAL&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=663

 

They target the average heterosexual Joe. It's made to arouse them, within the limit of their understanding of art and beauty. The angle: lips on the foreground, opened, wet tongue, 12 coats of gloss and the liner is outside her natural lip line, shaped porn style. Or Marilyn style if you prefer

For what it's worth, I don't know any straight men who like this style. It's an easy fix for when you have someone who doesn't look good naturally, but when you have someone who always looks great like Lana, it's completely unnecessary. (FTR, I don't mind the photo itself - it's that robotic evening out of skin tone that I can't deal with).

[kik 1,563]

Perhaps because you don't hang out with average Joes?

[Sitar 22,173]

Wow at that Google search, Lana's cover is so modest

 

She's an artist, she's small chested, she could go braless in many photoshoot (I'm not talking about showing everything, just glimpse). She did many editorial style photoshoot and usually in fashion photography, stylists/photographers hate underwear, unless it's a lingerie shoot.

 

The fact that Lana is quite open to her sexuality makes me think she might not feel comfortable showing them free of armor because of the shape. I saw a picture where she was wearing a bralette under a t-shirt and they didn't seem round and perhaps that's why she's insecure about them. But who cares, I mean it's her decision, I respect that, but I'm curious anyway.

 

 

Only example I can think of where there's like...nip action

[Lad 8,795]

Wow at that Google search, Lana's cover is so modest

 

 

 

Only example I can think of where there's like...nip action

I always thought that was a bra too lmao

[longtimeman 8,081]

Wow at that Google search, Lana's cover is so modest

 

 

 

 

 

Only example I can think of where there's like...nip action

All I can see there is her amazing wig.

[strange weather 1,950]

she's so hot  wish the shoot had been more artsy/creative but what can you expect from maxim?? 

 

i also wish she was promoting something. ANYTHING at this point. a re-release, tour, single...lana pls