Lust For Life - Pre-Release Thread

[reputation 6,315]

omg you guys are in DENIAL. Stella didn't take her phone, Lana isn't hacked, the album is coming July 21st. 

the stages of grief teas

[LDR5 2,738]

and also, Lana eats ass every single day. Stop being in denial!

lmao thats why she's always with stella

[DylanMcKay 59]

I'm dead. Deceased from laughter.

 

Just came back from a "date" with my ex and readings Lana's tweet and these meltdowns is literally making me giddy.

 

Y'all I thought we'd be listening to the new album this Friday. RIP fam.

[derangedmanic 150]

we're all currently in denial like it was election night 2016 

[PaintTheSkyBlack 678]

I will perish if this album does not come out on Friday I promise forever 

[baddisease 15,957]

Ik it's not. but its not something a girl should do to a guy.. if youre gay or lez doing that, it fine. or even a guy to a girl. but NOT a girl to a guy. no one does that anyway idky im legit ranting anout eating ass ANYWAYSSS july 21 is bs i cant fathom

 

lmao. am girl, have eaten guys asses before. it's fun! 

[LDR5 2,738]

well if this is true, 2 days went to 8 weeks real quick and im feelin suicidal

[faatiecaatie 664]

Ik it's not. but its not something a girl should do to a guy.. if youre gay or lez doing that, it fine. or even a guy to a girl. but NOT a girl to a guy. no one does that anyway idky im legit ranting anout eating ass ANYWAYSSS july 21 is bs i cant fathom

Wtf jorge

[baddisease 15,957]

I'm still team August lmao. That MUST be the cherry on top for this mess of an era.

[creampiedelrey 716]

she must be flying to the UK today since her show is Saturday. 

[missdelreyxo 3,783]

lmao. am girl, have eaten guys asses before. it's fun! 

same its one of the few joys that life brings me

[latothemoon 11,828]

Keeping it hot, like July forever

[Stargirl 13,348]

Wtf jorge

They don't eat ass in Portugal

[LDR5 2,738]

lmao. am girl, have eaten guys asses before. it's fun!

bish ily, but you fucked up chick LMao. if this is true, you'd eat a girls ass too

[SuperMegaStan 9,692]

I cant access that website rn, but what'd she say?

 

a fan tweeted her "thanks mom" and she replied "no prob baby" 

[creampiedelrey 716]

same its one of the few joys that life brings me

 

 

but can you do the alphabet with your tongue. That's how you really eat ass 

 

welcome to foreplay tips.

[LDR5 2,738]

Wtf jorge

not this shit again

[ChameleonsouI 178]

I'm just getting on here to see all this mess so idk if anyone else has brought this up already, but if it's set for July 21st, then why did so many record stores and places tell people over the phone that they're getting them may 26? Just wondering why they would have them that far in advance for July

[LDR5 2,738]

same its one of the few joys that life brings me

youre a girl?

[baddisease 15,957]

bish ily, but you fucked up chick LMao. if this is true, you'd eat a girls ass too

 

i would eat a girl's ass. i'm bi so i'd eat pussy too.

not this shit again

 

post a pic so they know you're not jorge.