Kim Petras

[Loon1e 923]

Just now, Anonymcomenter said:

I hate how she keeps gems like Time For a Crime from seeing the light of day

'Cause it's on TOTL lmao plus TOTL is coming out this year so chill

[Anonymcomenter 4,675]

9 minutes ago, Loon1e said:

'Cause it's on TOTL lmao plus TOTL is coming out this year so chill

Are we though? It’s been 4 years already with no quality music and seems like she prefers to release the same fan made beats with orangutan level lyrics like “fuck, fuck, suck, cum, cum” or “put my coconuts in ur mouth” 

 

I consider myself quite open minded when it comes to sex and artist being open about those topics… but she really made me uncomfortable, it’s just nasty in the worst sense. The gag noises for real make me want to vomit! What next?
 

Slut Pop LA to talk about pee and poop and golden showers and rosebuds 

[SalvaWHORE 34,063]

lol, i'm all open for sex positivity, but i'd take "Erotica" by Madonna any day instead of whatever this r*pist apologist girl been doing lmao

Clarity is her only good quality body of work, this is down bad embarrassing... This can't even be called "music"

[SalvaWHORE 34,063]

On 2/14/2024 at 10:08 PM, Coloringbooks said:

I think she's still trying to emulate OG Ayesha, but the contrast is stark. Ayesha thrived and pulled off that style back in the day, she was authentic and had personality and the lyrics were sexual but clever.

 

The instrumentals on some of these songs are actually pretty good , but Kim seems very uninspired (sort of like Ayesha is nowadays - which is a bit ironic given their apparent feud but alas) and lazy. Most of the lyrics are corny and repetitive and the songs are so short/unfinished too, like WTF. 

 

It feels like Kim is resorting to this hypersexual porno aesthetic for an attempt at shock factor and to gain traction on TikTok or whatever. However, it doesn't feel genuine to her, nor does it seem like she's even very invested in producing quality music with it...

lol istg she wants to be cupcakKe so bad

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,805]

Yall are literally so dramatic

 

Head Head Honcho is all I really need from this ep anyways.. Can we f*ck gets an honorable mention though. Definitely some major duds that are giving bad drag queen music here (Cockblocker, Rim Job) but like i said i don’t know what yall were expecting, slut pop 1 only had 1-2 decent songs too  

 

Some songs just needed a cupcakke feature tbh! 

 

i’m still glad to get it! Music can be dumb & fun at the same time. Life doesn’t have to be that serious.  and like, really. the only difference between slut pop miami & TOTL part 2 is the theme of the project. Both of those eps are dark techno beats with repetitive lyrics. Death by sex literally could have been on slut pop but it gets a pass bc it’s got a Halloween sticker on it. Just saying!
 

The final commercial with the flips & banana blowing up the mansion had me cackling. It’s all so obviously camp & I don’t get why people are hating so much, unless you’re just team ayesha I don’t get it. It’s been a nice quick rollout for a fun era!!! Some of these songs will fit nicely on my gym playlist too.

[Glitter Boy 16,558]

32 minutes ago, Hundred Dollar Bill said:

Yall are literally so dramatic

 

Head Head Honcho is all I really need from this ep anyways.. Can we f*ck gets an honorable mention though. Definitely some major duds that are giving bad drag queen music here (Cockblocker, Rim Job) but like i said i don’t know what yall were expecting, slut pop 1 only had 1-2 decent songs too  

 

Some songs just needed a cupcakke feature tbh! 

 

i’m still glad to get it! Music can be dumb & fun at the same time. Life doesn’t have to be that serious.  and like, really. the only difference between slut pop miami & TOTL part 2 is the theme of the project. Both of those eps are dark techno beats with repetitive lyrics. Death by sex literally could have been on slut pop but it gets a pass bc it’s got a Halloween sticker on it. Just saying!
 

The final commercial with the flips & banana blowing up the mansion had me cackling. It’s all so obviously camp & I don’t get why people are hating so much, unless you’re just team ayesha I don’t get it. It’s been a nice quick rollout for a fun era!!! Some of these songs will fit nicely on my gym playlist too.

I totally get you on the it's not that serious topic - except that it wasn't a fun era for me lol, it was just too on the nose that it ended up feeling annoying, more than the first part.

But past the initial disappointment I'll just go back to listen to what I like from Kim's catalog lol. HHH has a very nice instrumental, I would've loved it if it was a completely different track tbh. Same for a couple more songs.

[stupidbitch555999 28]

the more i've listened to the ep, the more it's grown on me tbh. the music is still pretty boring in my opinion, but i can definitely see myself enjoying it when driving. I feel like you have to go in with "braindead slut music" mindset to enjoy it, and if that's not your cup of tea, that's fine, it's truly not that deep to me. I have to say, the visuals have been GREAT. I especially love the visualizers. I really love the ps1 graphic/gta look. The gagging blowjob sounds on Gag On It are so fucking funny, and it really made Gag On It one of my favorites. The worst song is Can We Fuck, and thats only because it was so disappointing, great instrumental, great chorus, terrible everything else, which dampens the song by alot. Slut Pop Miami isn't good, but honestly, it kinda makes it more enjoyable to me, like "it's so stupid, i'm into it". but miss Petras, its time to leave Slut Pop behind us, run over dr. luke with that slut pop miami car, burn it and get back to making music that isn't just for the shits and giggles.

[itscharlibabyy 2,791]

💃🐶 doggy doggy ruff ruff 🐶💃

[Chorli Xbox 8,845]

… glad some of you are enjoying it!

i still think it’s one of the worst albums released in like ever 

[Veinsineon 76,980]

Head Head Honcho is cute. Can We Fuck too. The rest are just ….. 

[X8deletedUserX 4,723]

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[lakeemmahottie 1,618]

On 2/13/2024 at 9:19 PM, Creyk said:

Remember when she made sexual songs with class and they sounded good and were even a proper length? Where did this girl go

 

Oh exactly 

[blameitonme 15,676]

she put crack in cubana i can’t stop streaming 

[Creyk 11,699]

7 hours ago, Girl With No Face said:

Oh exactly 

At least everyone is rightfully dragging her, except for 100 dollar Bill. And the ones who dare to praise it have to pre-face it with apologies like "oh you have to be in the mindset to enjoy it" or "you are not supposed to take it seriously". If the music sucks at least there can be some satisfaction in the universally negative response to it.

Now....bring TOTL VOL 3 quick so we can forget this ever happened. Oh wait, no one will be talking about this "project" in 2 weeks anyway.

[Coney Island King 26,082]

Just to clarify it’s not about the sex for me. Sing about sucking dick as much as you want, it’s the terrible production that kills these Slut Pop releases.

 

*Generic electro dance beat* FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME

 

*Generic electro dance beat* IM A SLUT IM A SLUT IM A SLUT

 

*Generic Y2K album cover* 

 

The gays: “Yaaasssss”

 

Like……can we actually try…

[comeintomybedroom 8,657]

Kim Petras in the new J Lo movie???

[archie baby 3,945]

scrolling thru a bit and im glad many of us agree that head head honcho is the clear winner off this ep..im partial to get fucked as well, everything else is like..its bAD

...also i started a music blog and i wrote a piece about miami so enjoy https://thearchway.neocities.org/posts/2024-2-16-Slut-Pop-Miami

[lakeemmahottie 1,618]

5 hours ago, XCX Archivist said:

scrolling thru a bit and im glad many of us agree that head head honcho is the clear winner off this ep..im partial to get fucked as well, everything else is like..its bAD

...also i started a music blog and i wrote a piece about miami so enjoy https://thearchway.neocities.org/posts/2024-2-16-Slut-Pop-Miami

This hits every nail on the head

[BeautifulAnywhere 5,417]

On 2/15/2024 at 9:02 PM, Hundred Dollar Bill said:

Yall are literally so dramatic

 

Head Head Honcho is all I really need from this ep anyways.. Can we f*ck gets an honorable mention though. Definitely some major duds that are giving bad drag queen music here (Cockblocker, Rim Job) but like i said i don’t know what yall were expecting, slut pop 1 only had 1-2 decent songs too  

 

Some songs just needed a cupcakke feature tbh! 

 

i’m still glad to get it! Music can be dumb & fun at the same time. Life doesn’t have to be that serious.  and like, really. the only difference between slut pop miami & TOTL part 2 is the theme of the project. Both of those eps are dark techno beats with repetitive lyrics. Death by sex literally could have been on slut pop but it gets a pass bc it’s got a Halloween sticker on it. Just saying!
 

The final commercial with the flips & banana blowing up the mansion had me cackling. It’s all so obviously camp & I don’t get why people are hating so much, unless you’re just team ayesha I don’t get it. It’s been a nice quick rollout for a fun era!!! Some of these songs will fit nicely on my gym playlist too.

The best sex music definitely comes from Cupcakke idk why she hasn’t had an idea to feature her yet…such a missed opportunity 

[Anonymcomenter 4,675]

The thing goes like this;

 

 y’all love to complain about how bad and uninspired the EP is, yet you stream it either way cause it has this punchy production Stan twitter gays love (a song being catchy doesn’t mean is good). Then her most streamed songs are 1 minute sex songs with moans and handjob sounds… the label sees those are the ones working and pushes her to release more of this crap. She teases it and y’all act surprised she’s still pushing this image. 
 

make it make sense 

 

like how the fuck is Treat Me Like a Hoe the most streamed song in Problematique? Everyone here agrees is the worst song from the album yet it’s the most popular one.