BBM Baby

A friend of mine, who's a casual fan, asked me if the album was cancelled... back in May 

Like July, forever.

I am shocked! Her news section? Abandoned?! Do you think this could be cause Lana never gives us any news lol?

I don't relate to these meltdowns at all. Y'all remember Honeymoon? Miss Ultraviolence? Waiting all of 2013 for Tropico?

This era is so boring just because its completely unnecessarily drawn out. What is so hard about dropping a promo single? Communicating with fans beyond instagram live streams? Doing literally anything in public relating to her career?
 
There's no experience this era. Usually it is very dead, but this time around everything is moving in slow motion and its just grueling. No precise artistic direction, constant uncertainty. Just say/do something! It can't be that difficult. 

we dance on the grave, of lust for life 

a song from the album is coming every 2 months (Coachella excluded, cuz it's most likely not on the album), and the date increases by 1. 
a PATTERN!
 
Love - Feb 18
Lust for Life - April 19
Song #3 - June 20 
 
Bookmark me

She will post new selfie on ig 

me listening to love, lust for life, BAR & coachella, while patiently waiting out the next 34 days

i dont think its a surprise that the majority of the fanbase is women and LGBT men, due to the topics of lost love and struggle with herself and the people shes with; but theres definitely straight guys who like her and some are even on the site. 
 
the sassiness can be attributed to the exaggerated gay persona, but overall its more fun and humorous to have a light attitude mixed with shading others and just having a good time. Its online, you can be the most boring person irl but on a forum site you can be the biggest queen in the world. And the mom stuff is also humor, like queen & such. (ie when Lana posts the photos of the Flaunt mag "omg queen of spilling wine on loser husband", when she announced the release date "thanks mom". People just look up to her and its especially strong with her when she literally calls us her kids so)
 
i cant speak for everyone but this is the insight i personally know 
 

I want this font back tbh

day 20, give it up for day 20 with no new concrete information about the album
 

lana has taken her plastic surgery too far

LifeHack #666:
If you don't like a song from an album there are two options: go to the next song or just delete it from your library.
 

*white mustard* :eartha: :eartha: :eartha: :eartha:

did everyone try the LFL
i thought the LFL was lovely 

"I couldn't stop the way I was feeling the day your record dropped"

 

THE MELODY IS SO STRONG, OH MY GOOOD



 

When the album inevitably leaks, this will be the first song I rush to listen to

Gorl r u ok?

Because this fanbase over thinks everything like its a CIA investigation.

THIS. And its going to make me so sad and angry when it happens. When Bowie died I had people on my facebook (who had made fun of me to my face when we were in school for liking Bowie) sharing his songs and writing 'heartfelt' messages. I don't even get why people do stuff like that.

lana had an orgasm halfway through the video

where is the gay police officer who's going to raid her car and steal the album