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the way she caused all this chaos for a 5 minute event

the way she caused all this chaos for a 5 minute event

saw that mask and closed the window, gnight for now xx

the way she caused all this chaos for a 5 minute event

i know right, it’s just pure stupidity at this point, there was absolutely no point in making this announcement a controversial CORONA talking point but yet here we are.

the way she’s even posting about it as if she were proud of hosting a superspreader event 

her getting that typewriter and then writing this poetry book which caused her to have this event and the post she wrote on a typewriter app...
the way i never want to see a typewriter again society progressed past the need for lana del rey typewriters (a long time ago actually)

this sounds great but all of this requires effort and no not just from the people around her but also lana herself and that is something she very rarely served these past few eras (except for her art itself), some people have pointed that out quite a few times already that lana keeps behaving unprofessionally but a lot of her fans (and there’s plenty of those pseudo alternative-whatever u want to call them we-hate-taylor-swift-and-gaga-because-these-pop-stars-are-fake stans on here too) who kept praising lana for being lazy and half assed about almost every release in a good while because apparently that’s authenticity and “music not the bling”.
 
this goes hand in hand with people saying she needs a social media team and not manage it herself and that she needs to hire people around her comfort zone for things like touring and promo and yes we can see that lana does promote despite people saying she doesn’t, that pop-up shop she had was promo too or that little tour she did for lfl.. but the majority of it is always so badly planned and like effort that’s being directed into a dead-end alley that i don’t understand why she won’t put effort into things which .. would give her better promo than gifting her old clothes to the same group of people she sees at almost ever other LA-based event.
 
and well i won’t even go in depth about why the covid-party i mean the book signing wasn’t just a bad idea but catastrophic.
other than the writer you posted about taylor swift literally released an album and the entire campaign was run without her having to appear with fans anywhere and there were plenty of signed items that were shipped to indie stores without someone actively trying to group all of those people together in a small room at once. 
 
 
the fact that instead of a small quiet book roll out we got this mess after mess with the perfect timing of some major misstep happening right when people start(ed) to forget about the other shit she’s done this year is just the tip of the iceberg and ironically probably the best comedy for people like that one journalist she dm’d to fuck herself or other haters who have been coming for her for years, and all of this following the critically acclaimed and completely boring and uneventful NFR era.... a kii 

her getting that typewriter and then writing this poetry book which caused her to have this event and the post she wrote on a typewriter app...
the way i never want to see a typewriter again society progressed past the need for lana del rey typewriters (a long time ago actually)

saw that mask and closed the window, gnight for now xx

the way she caused all this chaos for a 5 minute event

saw that mask and closed the window, gnight for now xx

this sounds great but all of this requires effort and no not just from the people around her but also lana herself and that is something she very rarely served these past few eras (except for her art itself), some people have pointed that out quite a few times already that lana keeps behaving unprofessionally but a lot of her fans (and there’s plenty of those pseudo alternative-whatever u want to call them we-hate-taylor-swift-and-gaga-because-these-pop-stars-are-fake stans on here too) who kept praising lana for being lazy and half assed about almost every release in a good while because apparently that’s authenticity and “music not the bling”.
 
this goes hand in hand with people saying she needs a social media team and not manage it herself and that she needs to hire people around her comfort zone for things like touring and promo and yes we can see that lana does promote despite people saying she doesn’t, that pop-up shop she had was promo too or that little tour she did for lfl.. but the majority of it is always so badly planned and like effort that’s being directed into a dead-end alley that i don’t understand why she won’t put effort into things which .. would give her better promo than gifting her old clothes to the same group of people she sees at almost ever other LA-based event.
 
and well i won’t even go in depth about why the covid-party i mean the book signing wasn’t just a bad idea but catastrophic.
other than the writer you posted about taylor swift literally released an album and the entire campaign was run without her having to appear with fans anywhere and there were plenty of signed items that were shipped to indie stores without someone actively trying to group all of those people together in a small room at once. 
 
 
the fact that instead of a small quiet book roll out we got this mess after mess with the perfect timing of some major misstep happening right when people start(ed) to forget about the other shit she’s done this year is just the tip of the iceberg and ironically probably the best comedy for people like that one journalist she dm’d to fuck herself or other haters who have been coming for her for years, and all of this following the critically acclaimed and completely boring and uneventful NFR era.... a kii 

how does she keep making things worse for herself
why did she wear this mask for NO reason she could have literally just sat at home or in her garden and sign these then get them ready to be send to B&N
 
not her not just wearing this thing (for no reason) again but then post about it and then save the livestream.
 
i’m just so confused at how nobody around her tells her to cut this bs? chuck, any of these 175 people she was having dinners with these past few weeks?

the store better throw her ass out when she pulls up with that mask 
i have zero patience with this self proclaimed delicate woman

saw that mask and closed the window, gnight for now xx

i know TM is trolling but like her ability to try to get dragged is just... why doesn’t she just wear this mask in her music video at this point and make it her trademark... 
 
nobody cared about gaga wearing weird mesh masks and a fish tank at the vmas but that was like a film or music video recording anyway but our girl will literally just wear it for her instagram live video (we’re going to ignore the selfie moment) where she’s at some remote place where she didn’t have to wear the mask most likely anyway?? to announce a ?social distanced book signing? or just signed book drop off when that entire thing was already trial and errored to success by taylor who mastered this entire signed stuff drop at indie stores without the usual mess lana involves herself in whenever she tries to do anything these past few months.
 
2020 is literally lana’s artpop era.

i know TM is trolling but like her ability to try to get dragged is just... why doesn’t she just wear this mask in her music video at this point and make it her trademark... 
 
nobody cared about gaga wearing weird mesh masks and a fish tank at the vmas but that was like a film or music video recording anyway but our girl will literally just wear it for her instagram live video (we’re going to ignore the selfie moment) where she’s at some remote place where she didn’t have to wear the mask most likely anyway?? to announce a ?social distanced book signing? or just signed book drop off when that entire thing was already trial and errored to success by taylor who mastered this entire signed stuff drop at indie stores without the usual mess lana involves herself in whenever she tries to do anything these past few months.
 
2020 is literally lana’s artpop era.

i know TM is trolling but like her ability to try to get dragged is just... why doesn’t she just wear this mask in her music video at this point and make it her trademark... 
 
nobody cared about gaga wearing weird mesh masks and a fish tank at the vmas but that was like a film or music video recording anyway but our girl will literally just wear it for her instagram live video (we’re going to ignore the selfie moment) where she’s at some remote place where she didn’t have to wear the mask most likely anyway?? to announce a ?social distanced book signing? or just signed book drop off when that entire thing was already trial and errored to success by taylor who mastered this entire signed stuff drop at indie stores without the usual mess lana involves herself in whenever she tries to do anything these past few months.
 
2020 is literally lana’s artpop era.

the way she caused all this chaos for a 5 minute event

saw that mask and closed the window, gnight for now xx

did she miss the attention that she always complains about? 

the way she caused all this chaos for a 5 minute event

dumb cunt 
 
anyway anyone have the livestream video from chuck? where she was talking and answering questions 

honestly yeah this is basically what it boils down to  i'm not even sure why I'm surprised that she's behaving this way after question for the culture (especially after calling out FKA's pole dancing for literally no reason other than to be annoying) or her driving with her foot on the dash on a windy ass road. i can appreciate that she's *not conforming to industry standards* but it's a bit much honey, and at the end of the day it just looks like ignorant white teenage girl shit. this isn't really an artsy, empowering thing, she's putting people's lives in danger to promote a poetry book lol