Cashew

I can hear strings...so that's a good sign! But the piano is just making me fall asleep, and not in the good way. But this new snippet means something. Either the album is getting closer or Lana is just bored and wants to shut us up. Also she enabled the comments so yall gays gotta spam ha!

where tf are the electric guitars she talked about in the Beats 1 interview.... 

Lana can keep the snippets if she has no proper intent of actually releasing the song nor the album soon after 

Still in their cases.

Lana can keep the snippets if she has no proper intent of actually releasing the song nor the album soon after 

Lana can keep the snippets if she has no proper intent of actually releasing the song nor the album soon after 

Have u ever seen a 1430-page joke?  and counting?  We're fucking hilarious, hysterical.  Happy april 1st everyone, it won't ever feel as exactly the same as it does now  

Trumatic to say the least.

Please don’t speak such things into existence

Fans: So who the fuck is responsible for this shit. Tell us NOW. 
Lana, Ben & Ed, Interscope and Polydor:

 
But seriously... Something smells fishy. Someone is lying for someone and I'm honestly not impressed. Very unprofessional. Can't believe the dumb instagram bleach drinking fans think this is acceptable. They're probably the types of people to put up with an abusive relationship. Smh

Guys, don't beat me for this pleeeease... But here's my thinkpiece
I think that Lana might be really burned out...
It would explain most of the clownery she's doing recently. Weird new friends, hobbies, clothes etc...
Not serving a look or live vocals going along these lines too... Her lyrics are a tiny bit lacking as well, cause name checking an artist or poet just to make a point feels a little bit cheap, like an easy way out to make you realize what she wants to say. Sylvia Plath literally screams "I'm not as happy as I look" as well as Norman Rockwell, who painted happiness that he never lived in. These references are a little too on the nose.
Anyways... My point is, that her possible exhaustion might be the reason of this delay and lack of communication.
I think it's positive that she's taking it slowly with the album... But as of now, she really puts F in NFR

I'm actually fairly certain that its those girls she's hanging with thats making the album rollout so fucking dreadful. We know Lana is easily influenced and i bet those bitches are putting the whole "girl just fuck it, live your life" attitude into her head, which is fine but dont ignore the fans that gave you your career.

I love Marina and Lana to death, and even though Marina's new music isn't as good as I waited, Marina actually knows how to start and manage an era much better than Lana does.
 
Not mentioning that Marina is feeding up her fans and serving songs with nice production and not cheapy music videos.
 
Stream Handmade Heaven

so a woman from Interscope said she might be doing "minor changes" and a guy said release dates are up to the management
Ben/Ed said she is the boss lady in charge and she decides everything and we will know when they know
and Lana said it's finished but who knows when it will be out
 
CHILDREN blaming each other
no one claiming responsibility for this mess
i- 

the fact that she made an era for the fans with high budget visuals + huge world tour + actual singles + photoshoots + normal album rollout etc and now she's hidden in a cave with her friends and a fountain of endless matcha latte, probably ignoring e-mails from photographers and magazines  
 
we hate a gemini

her best song, her magnum opus, the pinnacle of her achievements...that's a hill i'll die on btw. i am HERE for this concept

It's fucking March 29 and all this troll does is a yoga with a motherfucking RABBIT on her head it's a nightmare literally a nightmare
 

you know what elizabeth
 
i don't give a fuck about promo at this point, or what you wear, or any sense of an "era" at all, or even the album artwork honestly
 
i just want the goddamn music
 
i don't even care if you give the whole ass album a hiadtsdhdhjjihfurch-duhk style cover, or if you play no live shows and just take a year off to drink matcha and read milk and honey
 
i just need the music ok
 
my psyche is starving

basically it was this guy who was really nice and he said that her personal management probably has more to do with deciding the release date. He also offered to give me the email of someone who would be able to tell me when there's a press release about the album. So Ben is really being a bitch huh

call me over dramatic but this release could heal my soul

Omg some of the insta fans absolutely going offff at people for being disappointed that march 29th didn't happen as if lana and her team aren't entirely responsible for allowing the date to be repeatedly printed without challenging it (outside of some pissy comment replies and an old twitter acc weeks and weeks after the date started appearing lmao..) then saying yes the album is defo coming this year like how tf do u say that with no proof lol so hypocritical I can't

At least we'll get How To Disappear tomorrow... Lana will show us first hand how to literally disappear for the whole day and not say a peep about the album.

May 1st, 2014
May 26th, 2017
March 29th, 2019
 

At least we know it’s not another “album for the fans” because this time she 100% doesn’t give a shit about us