Paris Hilton

@bunoner WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU!

top 3... just wow, i could not believe. i would like to thank my fans, my supporters & my fellow girls for helping me through. good luck  to the other girls tomorrow 

@bunoner I TOLD YOU 

so strange of her to literally make two versions of that song and just randomly drop it from her setlist  I hope this phase passes somehow and it gets added back 

Lana is deeply committed to not giving the crowd what they want. 

Annyeong models.
Apologies for my lateness, I was caught up in deep conversation with the Jong Un sisters who wanted fashion advice.
 
Welcome to the final results of the season.
 
All of you should be extremely proud at how far you made it. Out of 16 models, you are the final four.
 
I went through all the submissions and i'm ready to reveal my final critiques.
 
I have 4 beautiful women standing before me, but only 3 photos in my hand. 
One of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 3 photos will represent the 3 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model and will make it to the finale.
Let's begin with the critiques.
 
 
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Anya Taylor-Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
- - - - -
 
One of you will be leaving the North Korean hotel today and sent back to Lanaboards.com
All of you look incredible and I would cut off all my limbs and eat them for a chance to be in your shoes for just one second.
 
And the model going home today is...
 
 
Tomorrow is the FINALE where a choice will be made on who is Lanaboards Next Top Model.
 
Goodnight models. A big night is ahead of you.
 

 

Couture Culture

Hi judges. I present to you, a bedazzled look for this final challenge. From the intricate beading, to the glorious cape and vale, my look solidifies my status as Queen Of Couture.
- Anya xx

Let them eat Charli
 
When I'm called to present a Haute Couture look, it's not enough for me to just phone in it and wear a big dress. No, I need to embody the women that came before me. At a time like this, I wonder; "What would Marie Antoinette think?"
 
That's right! Perhaps the one person that's closest to what Haute Couture really is. A trailblazer. A terrible person. This week I didn't come to play and my choice in fashion directly complements my dear friend RuPaul's submission. The only person who truly had my back throughout my entire time here and a queen I will never forget once LNTM is finished.
 

 

OPPALANCE! YOU... OWN... EVERYTHING!
 
As I step into the photoshoot set to give you all a HERstory lesson, I embody the essence of 18th-century French haute couture. This stunning gown pays homage to Rose Bertin, the trailblazer who dressed Donatella VERSACE 💜 Queen Marie Antoinette and introduced haute couture to France. The gold-embroidered bodice hugs my gorgina figure, while the dramatic puffed sleeves and flowing dress evoke the opulence of Versailles.
 
 
Adorned with pearls and sparkling jewels, I channel the regal elegance of the era. This look is a tribute to the origins of haute couture, from Bertin to Charles Frederick Worth, who revolutionized fashion and inspired legendary houses like Chanel and Dior. In this outfit, I am wearing a piece of history, exuding timeless luxury and sophistication.
 

OPPALANCE! YOU... OWN... EVERYTHING!
 
As I step into the photoshoot set to give you all a HERstory lesson, I embody the essence of 18th-century French haute couture. This stunning gown pays homage to Rose Bertin, the trailblazer who dressed Donatella VERSACE 💜 Queen Marie Antoinette and introduced haute couture to France. The gold-embroidered bodice hugs my gorgina figure, while the dramatic puffed sleeves and flowing dress evoke the opulence of Versailles.
 
 
Adorned with pearls and sparkling jewels, I channel the regal elegance of the era. This look is a tribute to the origins of haute couture, from Bertin to Charles Frederick Worth, who revolutionized fashion and inspired legendary houses like Chanel and Dior. In this outfit, I am wearing a piece of history, exuding timeless luxury and sophistication.
 

OPPALANCE! YOU... OWN... EVERYTHING!
 
As I step into the photoshoot set to give you all a HERstory lesson, I embody the essence of 18th-century French haute couture. This stunning gown pays homage to Rose Bertin, the trailblazer who dressed Donatella VERSACE 💜 Queen Marie Antoinette and introduced haute couture to France. The gold-embroidered bodice hugs my gorgina figure, while the dramatic puffed sleeves and flowing dress evoke the opulence of Versailles.
 
 
Adorned with pearls and sparkling jewels, I channel the regal elegance of the era. This look is a tribute to the origins of haute couture, from Bertin to Charles Frederick Worth, who revolutionized fashion and inspired legendary houses like Chanel and Dior. In this outfit, I am wearing a piece of history, exuding timeless luxury and sophistication.
 

OPPALANCE! YOU... OWN... EVERYTHING!
 
As I step into the photoshoot set to give you all a HERstory lesson, I embody the essence of 18th-century French haute couture. This stunning gown pays homage to Rose Bertin, the trailblazer who dressed Donatella VERSACE 💜 Queen Marie Antoinette and introduced haute couture to France. The gold-embroidered bodice hugs my gorgina figure, while the dramatic puffed sleeves and flowing dress evoke the opulence of Versailles.
 
 
Adorned with pearls and sparkling jewels, I channel the regal elegance of the era. This look is a tribute to the origins of haute couture, from Bertin to Charles Frederick Worth, who revolutionized fashion and inspired legendary houses like Chanel and Dior. In this outfit, I am wearing a piece of history, exuding timeless luxury and sophistication.
 

OPPALANCE! YOU... OWN... EVERYTHING!
 
As I step into the photoshoot set to give you all a HERstory lesson, I embody the essence of 18th-century French haute couture. This stunning gown pays homage to Rose Bertin, the trailblazer who dressed Donatella VERSACE 💜 Queen Marie Antoinette and introduced haute couture to France. The gold-embroidered bodice hugs my gorgina figure, while the dramatic puffed sleeves and flowing dress evoke the opulence of Versailles.
 
 
Adorned with pearls and sparkling jewels, I channel the regal elegance of the era. This look is a tribute to the origins of haute couture, from Bertin to Charles Frederick Worth, who revolutionized fashion and inspired legendary houses like Chanel and Dior. In this outfit, I am wearing a piece of history, exuding timeless luxury and sophistication.
 

that oddly looks like your own handwriting roop- are you trying to send us all to a foreign country so you end up winning by default? very sneaky... 

OPPALANCE! YOU... OWN... EVERYTHING!
 
As I step into the photoshoot set to give you all a HERstory lesson, I embody the essence of 18th-century French haute couture. This stunning gown pays homage to Rose Bertin, the trailblazer who dressed Donatella VERSACE 💜 Queen Marie Antoinette and introduced haute couture to France. The gold-embroidered bodice hugs my gorgina figure, while the dramatic puffed sleeves and flowing dress evoke the opulence of Versailles.
 
 
Adorned with pearls and sparkling jewels, I channel the regal elegance of the era. This look is a tribute to the origins of haute couture, from Bertin to Charles Frederick Worth, who revolutionized fashion and inspired legendary houses like Chanel and Dior. In this outfit, I am wearing a piece of history, exuding timeless luxury and sophistication.
 

The girls start freaking out and start dispersing, heading to their rooms to gather their belongings. An air of excitement and nervous anticipation fills the house as they zip up suitcases.
— What do you think we'll be doing there? asks Mitski as she folds her crusty panties into her suitcase.
 
— I don't know... Cleaning maybe? DUH, Modeling! Maybe a photoshoot at some historic sites? or Maybe pose with Kim Jong-un? Or maybe SERVE in the military in a Top Model way?? I guess Charli XCX will finally get drafted, RuPaul suggests in excitement, tossing her lice-filled synthetic wig into her luggage.
 

 
As the girls finish packing, a van arrives to take them to the airport. They pile in, buzzing with a mix of nerves and excitement. The journey to the airport is filled with chatter and laughter, but also moments of quiet reflection as they ponder the unique and possibly challenging experience ahead. At the airport, they board their flight, each girl lost in her thoughts as the plane takes off. Charli is the the toilet vaping, Anya is being mindful of why she was being invited to the section, RuPaul is knocked out after chugging a bottle of edibles, and Mitski is doing a protection spell for all the girls. They know that this adventure will be unlike any other, pushing them out of their comfort zones and into a world completely different from their own.
 
As they soar through the skies, the models look around at each other, feeling a sense of camaraderie. Whatever awaits them in North Korea, they are in it together, ready to face whatever challenges and surprises Lindsay has in store.
 
Touching down in Pyongyang, they step off the plane and are greeted by all the eliminated girls, who are waiting with a warm smile and an air of mystery.
Welcome to North Korea, ladies, said all the eliminated girls...
 

anya speaking facts during her LBNTM race, iktr!!
 
(submission coming soon xx)

the theme is serving cuntinism slaybour party 
 

on the streets of pyongyang
where the future is now...
 
...we serve RED-HAUTE FANTASY!
 
for this weeks challenge, i wanted to take it back to what it truly means to be lanaboards' next top model. it is about creating looks and a fantasy with my stylist and my modelling talent
 
in the spirit of the ever extraordinary pyongyang fashion week, i wanted to create a look inspired by the infamous north korean flag, and drench myself in those reds and blues...
 

 
surrounded by propaganda in a concrete jungle, there is only one solution... serve your way to the top henny! i have doubled down on the colours, exclusively using red and blue fabric to create a 3d textured and shaped gown that echoes the peaks and valleys of the korean landscape. we worked directly with the designer, gaurav gupta, to get this gown done in time. paired with authentic NK-handmade blue dyed lace wrapped around my dainty legs, i am truly a sight to behold for the leader of this land
 
situated in the infamous capital, my stylist and i wanted me to be front and centre, so i put my strut on and made love to the camera
 
i wanted my trip to NK to be about helping those in need, so under my gown are several children who i will be taking out of the country for a better life. now that is the philanthropy lanaboards next top model needs to give!
 
 
 
contextual shots:
 
my gorgeous look:
 
my wonderful inspiration:
 
serving location henny:
 

The girls start freaking out and start dispersing, heading to their rooms to gather their belongings. An air of excitement and nervous anticipation fills the house as they zip up suitcases.
— What do you think we'll be doing there? asks Mitski as she folds her crusty panties into her suitcase.
 
— I don't know... Cleaning maybe? DUH, Modeling! Maybe a photoshoot at some historic sites? or Maybe pose with Kim Jong-un? Or maybe SERVE in the military in a Top Model way?? I guess Charli XCX will finally get drafted, RuPaul suggests in excitement, tossing her lice-filled synthetic wig into her luggage.
 

 
As the girls finish packing, a van arrives to take them to the airport. They pile in, buzzing with a mix of nerves and excitement. The journey to the airport is filled with chatter and laughter, but also moments of quiet reflection as they ponder the unique and possibly challenging experience ahead. At the airport, they board their flight, each girl lost in her thoughts as the plane takes off. Charli is the the toilet vaping, Anya is being mindful of why she was being invited to the section, RuPaul is knocked out after chugging a bottle of edibles, and Mitski is doing a protection spell for all the girls. They know that this adventure will be unlike any other, pushing them out of their comfort zones and into a world completely different from their own.
 
As they soar through the skies, the models look around at each other, feeling a sense of camaraderie. Whatever awaits them in North Korea, they are in it together, ready to face whatever challenges and surprises Lindsay has in store.
 
Touching down in Pyongyang, they step off the plane and are greeted by all the eliminated girls, who are waiting with a warm smile and an air of mystery.
Welcome to North Korea, ladies, said all the eliminated girls...
 

MORE UN-RU-LY BEHAVIOUR FROM RUPAUL!
 
during a bus tour of some of the cultural sites during their excursion, rupaul flashed his bare ass to the window, shocking passers by and killing a nun in the process. 'please, stop' the nun pleaded before dropping to the floor
 
footage of the incident:
 

 
ru did not seem bothered. mitski and anya seemed to find it amusing, whilst charli remained concerned for the nun on the roadside

As the girls wake up to slay another day in the Top Model house, Anya is still in the kitchen waxing it. After putting all the residue into Mitski's Activia, Anya finds a beautiful lilac envelope in the living room. She calls the other girls in the house to gather around...
@ultrabanisters @bunoner @jimmyjimmycocoapuff
 

YOU SMOKE METH?

YOU SMOKE METH?

Joking about someone's experience on abuse and depression like that ≠ Joking about having cigars/vapes for breakfast...
 
Maybe it might not seem to be a big deal for us but it is for Lana. Who are we to judge that.