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If this alb*m leaks I hope she doesn't act all surprised. That's what she will get for keeping her mouth shut.

If this alb*m leaks I hope she doesn't act all surprised. That's what she will get for keeping her mouth shut.

Yep - I’d be like ‘’ha ha bitch’’

If this alb*m leaks I hope she doesn't act all surprised. That's what she will get for keeping her mouth shut.

If this alb*m leaks I hope she doesn't act all surprised. That's what she will get for keeping her mouth shut.

If this alb*m leaks I hope she doesn't act all surprised. That's what she will get for keeping her mouth shut.

If this alb*m leaks I hope she doesn't act all surprised. That's what she will get for keeping her mouth shut.

Alright, I have COMPLETELY LEGIT info. A friend of my school friend's cousin's friend washes floors in Interscope office and spilled some tea. I will share it with you,guys, though I promised not to tell. Apparently he heard that the album lead single is a collab with Lana's insta-baddies friends called "Matcha Club" which just consists of the sounds of them cruelly laughing and sipping matcha tea. There's also a song "Cleansing" (feat Hillsong Choir) which is about the extermination of the gays from the face of the planet. The silent treatment she gave us during this era was actually a promo and she will later reveal that it was a way to show the world a means of how to make gays suffer. The album will be released on December 25 and will feature a Christmas painting by Norman Rockwell with the inscription "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to Everyone Except Faggots!"
I'm not lying, guys, this is 100% true. You may pay me via PayPal for that info, if you want    

damn ma are we really that desperate? 

damn ma are we really that desperate? 

damn ma are we really that desperate? 

damn ma are we really that desperate? 

youve gotta be kidding me... i was so set on august

I'm not surprised if this turns out to be true, I was thinking of September as earliest. If the album isn't here by then... well, I'm pretty sure I'll be disappointed again but I feel like nothing bothers me anymore to be honest.

Are u happy Lana that your fans pay white gays for basic info you should have shared 2 months ago

I’ve gotten my hopes up for aug/sept so I don’t mind one month or the other. It’s be neat if it dropped around when Venice Bitch did tbh because that song fit the weather where I live perfectly when it dropped

im getting tired of esta puta i want her to release a song asap

if being an insta baddie a personality trait for Lana then she needs to go live 

imagine lana having a real personality

if being an insta baddie a personality trait for Lana then she needs to go live 

imagine lana’s real personality is talking spanglish and acting just like cardi b’s...

omg perras were yall talking in spanish? omg let me join:
 
1. Lana definitivamente has lost it perras, y she showed it with this era. It's kinda sad bc I feel like I'm staneando a 38yo homophobic mama than the iconica girl I knew before 2017
 
2. Cinnamon y NFR are gonna be one of the best songs on the album. Mark my words zorras
 
3. Happiness is a mariposa is gonna be one of the worst, definitely
 
4. Compren y stream III by BANKS este friday putas

"te voy a partir la madre maldita comepollas" means "He took a picture of us under the tree to keep our soul together" and that's so beautiful. I wish Lana could sing in Spanish again and say that

remember when Lana said "yo soy la princesa, comprende mis tetas"     

im getting tired of esta puta i want her to release a song asap