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or an acoustic one with only piano or guitar 

Me when im tasteless

let’s just hope we get some vibrant colours a la SOC and not the Black and white disappointment that was MTWBT (even tho it wasn’t that bad but....)
 

Came here to find 50+ new pages and the first thing I see is a monkey sitting on a tractor on the set of Lanas music video.. What the hell is happening? I'm more than scared for the aesthetics ...       

she said the album would be out 12-13 months after NFR
 
she said it would be a "surprise" aka no promo
 
source code still says 2020 
 
I'm being an optimist for once 
 
watch me come back to this on Fri/Sat and regret it  

y'all mfs getting my hopes up like this  if it doesn't get released this week i'm filing a complaint 

This might be my delusion talking but I'm 99% sure that COTCC is coming this week.
She's been working on this for OVER A YEAR. She first talked about it in August 2019. She sounded super confident about her new record being released on September 5th when she talked about it in May. She was in contact with Jack right after her "Question for the culture" Instagram post
(meaning the whole drama surrounding the post definitely did not delay her time focusing on the music) Her manager did post FOUR WEEKS ago that it's coming """"soon"""". Soon could be this week.
(IT'S COMING YOU LITTLE BITCHES) She's been shooting a music video and possibly an album trailer all weekend. She's being super secretive, has only posted one selective snippet so far. She wants this to be the surprise she promised it would be. COTCC IS COMING FRIDAY/SATURDAY WE WON
 
 

me waiting for another fight to break out in this thread in about 0.3 seconds:
 

Ok I just washed my hair out and I’ll be suing them anyways because they made me hideous... Can’t wait to stream Tulsa tonight tho xx

If Tulsa doesn’t come out tonight I’m suing the hair dye company I bought this box dye from

She's probably like "I wonder what are those 2 trying to make me do this time" 

when they force her to do promo 
 

wait a minute luv delete this I don’t like this at ALL

plot twist: the plant of this era is the lowly tomato 

I personally have never hated on the poor soul, I feel like since the beginning he was probably just really excited about the prospect of working with Lana again (let alone going back to work in the midst of a pandemic). He lowkey provided tea, perhaps not the tea we wanted, but tea nonetheless. 

not at us trying to decipher what's probably a restaurant menu

We love Wingdings 

Lanaboards when nothing happens: 107 users online
 
Lanaboards when we have clear confirmation of a music video/album trailer in the works: 60 users online

Just go check the post with the picture of Lana, it’s insane.. and he didn’t deserve it, he was just excited to do her hair for the set

if u think death threats are appropriate in this situation u are the problem 

I'm expecting Alabama Lizzy Grant lyricism and the sound of COCC will be the love child between Paradise and NFR
 
COCC feels ritzy to me (given the country club title), so I'm expecting something more polished in terms of production
 
Tracks? Realistically it'll be between 11 and 14, but I'd love if she had 16 songs
 
Cover? Who knows. Bang Bang by Nancy Sinatra is long overdue, and it has the southern vibe Lana has been sporting lately
 
Bridges? Let's hope for the best on that front

i wonder if lana and sheridan talked about the fans being crazy while she was in his chair today 

No disrespect to our Lana (the one posting here) but if this were true that would take the cake for creepy. That would mean her posts are truly coming from Room 2. AHHHHHH

Yeah no you need to go sort yourself out