Lad

Cola, Sad Girl, Ultraviolence, Norman fucking Rockwell... imagine how tired we are.

Cola, Sad Girl, Ultraviolence, Norman fucking Rockwell... imagine how tired we are.

Cola, Sad Girl, Ultraviolence, Norman fucking Rockwell... imagine how tired we are.

Not HBTB, Doin’ Time and Summertime Sadness all going in the same batch..

Not HBTB, Doin’ Time and Summertime Sadness all going in the same batch..

You are all insane Life is Beautiful sucks
 
 
 
Omg and Religion can’t be out already a nightmare literally a nightmare

This Groupie Love slander

This Groupie Love slander

Oh my god the ROBBERY that Brite Lites, White Mustang and Diet Mountain Dew just suffered there’s shit like American and Lucky Ones that deserved to place lower

I’m sorry but at least Lana has a verse in DCMA. GSOYB deserves last!

That sounds like an effective campaign. Drop that onlyfans link sis!

I want to campaign as well even though I got zero chances to win (Idk why I'm even in this category I'm no daddy lmao), but I'll do just for the fun of it.

 

Thanks to every single user that voted for me, I'm really flattered. I wanted to post some hoe pics but the only things I found were

normal selfies or straight out nudes, so here are two selfies #VoteTheBoss4BeMyDaddyAward2019 

 

 



 



 

 

As for the NFR! Resident Artist Award I want to thank all the users that nominated me and I'll leave here

my favorite work I've done this year for you to take into consideration

#VoteTheBoss4NFR!Award2019

 



 



  



 

    

 

Here is more information on the Ceremony scheduling. I would also like to thank my amazing and beautiful friend @@honeymouns for always providing the best unseen outtakes ❤️❤️❤️ other fakes wish!!!
 
 
 
 
 

That sounds like an effective campaign. Drop that onlyfans link sis!

I’m sorry for @@TheBoss (dm me dad) but @@flipside99 got Hottest Member in the bag! Someone tell her other threads besides Pictures of You exists so she sees her nomination!!

That sounds like an effective campaign. Drop that onlyfans link sis!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaaS2nYCFxw




OFFICIAL NOMINEES ANNOUNCEMENT


Greetings from Laurel Canyon! The day has finally come. We are here to unveil the official nominations list for the fifth anual Lipsters Awards. I'm sure at this point you all know what's this about, so I'm gonna be concise. I know this is a long post, but I please ask you to read it all, because there's lots of important information in here! Don't be lazy. With that said I present to you, the nominees:


























































@Clampigirl


@RormanNockwell


@SparkleJumpropeNoose









@RormanNockwell


@SparkleJumpropeNoose


@Nobody


@@Terrence Loves Me













@RormanNockwell


@SparkleJumpropeNoose


@expandableclitoris


@@Harvie Weinstinez













@Elle


@electra


@Jared











@Clampigirl


@Elle


@@Sugar Venom


@Neptune


@UltraHeroin 











@Valerie


@California


@SparkleJumpropeNoose


@Jared





@MXDH


@movebaby


@UltraHeroin







 @@Terrence Loves Me (are we surprised)


@Jared


@baddisease


@@Ivory Cricket


@Barry













@PARADIXO


@daisy fresh dropout


@Clampigirl


@movebaby











@SparkleJumpropeNoose


@Neptune


@daisy fresh dropout











@evilentity


@Elle


@trayertrash


@Amadeus













@alejxndro


@LanaFlowers


@bunoner


@CmonDownToFL









@Bekim


@Periwinkle Dreams (Peroxide)


@MoreCruelThanYou


@Valerie


@Masochism


@movebaby









@RormanNockwell


@MXDH


@Valerie


@Foxglove







@Clampigirl


@SlowGinFizzz


@@Terrence Loves Me


@baddisease









@Jared


@Valerie


@bunoner


@daisy fresh dropout


@@Ivory Cricket









@honeymouns (Instagram)


Cassette Girl and her grandparents


@Eclipse







Lana Del Rey


@Elle


@Moy


@Eclipse


@Say Yes to Heaven


@Jared









@annedauphine


@LanaFlowers


@salvatore


@Stargirl


@CmonDownToFL


@nataliakills









@Jared


@MXDH


@Valerie


@RormanNockwell





@movebaby


@ArtDecoDelRey


@SweetHenny


@recklessdaughter


@RormanNockwell







@Elle


@Clampigirl


@PARADIXO


@YUNGATA


@GeminiLanaFan









@SparkleJumpropeNoose


@Valerie


@@Ivory Cricket


@Jared









@flipside99


@TheBoss


@PARADIXO


@Elle


@Beautiful People











@Jared


@Valerie


@RormanNockwell


@MXDH











@honeymouns (Honeymoun)


@sayyestoheavens (Say Yes to Heaven)


@cultsingerxo (The Good Life snippet girl)


@xmissdaytona (Elle)


@lanastickfigures (movebaby & RormanNockwell)







@TheBoss


@kallumlavigne


@HoneymoonDaddy


@movebaby


@RormanNockwell












@Jared


@MXDH







@flipside99


@PARADIXO


@daisy fresh dropout


@Bob Renoir de Monet







Lana Del Rey


@SparkleJumpropeNoose


@Valerie


@Jared


@@Ivory Cricket


@SweetHenny

Cherry Blossom


Color Blue (Wild One)


Roll With Me (On The Radio)


Ben





NFR Pre-Release Thread


White Hot Forever Pre-Release Thread


Lana attends Churchome with friends


Lana spotted with new cop boyfriend



NFR Pre-Release Thread


MoreCruelThanYou vs Eclipse / MoreCruelThanYou sends unsolicited nudes / MoreCruelThanYou vs Say Yes to Heaven / just MoreCruelThanYou in general


Lana Del Rey exposed as homophobe, attends gay-hating church for brainwashed celebrities.


Lana Del Rey is "not a liberal", dates republican-leaning reality TV possible racist fame hungry cop.


Vertimus states Lana Del Rey's earlobes are way too low on her face, thus making her ugly as they come.







This will not be an open category. This award and its nominees will be decided and hand-picked by our very exclusive and elite committee. We want to award those members who are known by everyone, who are on everyone's mouth and whose relevancy makes lots jealous. Not to be confused with Lipster of the Year, this award is for all those relevant users whose popularity doesn't mean they ARE the user of the year, but still pretty successful on their own. Committee members have chosen to remain anonymous.




@evilentity


@electra


@annedauphine


@alejxndro


@Say Yes to Heaven













@Elle


@RormanNockwell


@salvatore


@UltraHeroin


@Clampigirl















The Voting stage is starting January 3rd, 2020 and ends January 17th. The Ceremony will be held January 18th 2020 at 2PM EST. More information coming very soon.




Instructions:


1. Please fill in the first answer with your LanaBoards username.


2. It is obligatory to vote in every category. It won't let you finish unless you voted in everything. Don't be lazy!


3. Shortly after you submit your votes through the survey, please, post on here confirming you've voted. This is in case someone tries to pass as you, which we hope won't happen.


4. Everyone can vote, even if you didn't vote at the Preselection stage.


5. If any other help is needed, do not hesitate to contact me.


Survey ends January 17th, 2020 at 11:59PM EST.


Survey Link:


CLICK F*****G HERE TO VOTE.




There's also a cute surprise there provided by @garlandrose_ on Instagram. Check Miranda's Instagram for the full!

Oof let me put my head between those thighs

I’m sorry for @@TheBoss (dm me dad) but @@flipside99 got Hottest Member in the bag! Someone tell her other threads besides Pictures of You exists so she sees her nomination!!

Oof let me put my head between those thighs

PARADIXO's Official Lipsters Awards 2019 Campaign

 

First of all, I want to thank you guys for submitting me. If I'm not mistaken, this is the year I got the most nominations.

 

Self-Loathing Poet: I'm glad and happy you liked my poems, my list of favorite albums of the decade and my blogs about my own musiqué.

My latest poem, "A Day in the Entelechy", is out now.

 

Regarding the Daddy of the Year Award, it is already a pleasure to be nominated for the second time (considering I've been bullied my whole life for being fat and ugly)... and it would settle the fact that 2020 will be MY year! In 2019, sadly, life hit me specially hard and I had to quit the gym for a few months, but this year I'll work harder than ever and even start CrossFit (this month!) and I'll return to swimming classes, so your favorite guy Aaron will be Daddy for life.

 

Anyway, these were some of my most-liked, noise-maker photos of the year:

 









 

For more information, consult my Instagram account: aaronjokullsson 

 

My very last selfie of 2019

 



 

As for the Peace Keeper Award, I'd like to remind everyone that I always try not to warn anyone   

 

And I'm very surprised for the Sluttiest Member nomination. I've only sent nudes to 2 (two) members from this forum!

 

My music, sadly, never gets recognition on this forum so I'll share one of my latest songs for your 2021 consideration!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYLHRxQKYmc

 

That's it -- here for a huge 2020!

@@SparkleJumpropeNoose and @@RormanNockwell snatching the first three nominations in a row is such a moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaaS2nYCFxw




OFFICIAL NOMINEES ANNOUNCEMENT


Greetings from Laurel Canyon! The day has finally come. We are here to unveil the official nominations list for the fifth anual Lipsters Awards. I'm sure at this point you all know what's this about, so I'm gonna be concise. I know this is a long post, but I please ask you to read it all, because there's lots of important information in here! Don't be lazy. With that said I present to you, the nominees:


























































@Clampigirl


@RormanNockwell


@SparkleJumpropeNoose









@RormanNockwell


@SparkleJumpropeNoose


@Nobody


@@Terrence Loves Me













@RormanNockwell


@SparkleJumpropeNoose


@expandableclitoris


@@Harvie Weinstinez













@Elle


@electra


@Jared











@Clampigirl


@Elle


@@Sugar Venom


@Neptune


@UltraHeroin 











@Valerie


@California


@SparkleJumpropeNoose


@Jared





@MXDH


@movebaby


@UltraHeroin







 @@Terrence Loves Me (are we surprised)


@Jared


@baddisease


@@Ivory Cricket


@Barry













@PARADIXO


@daisy fresh dropout


@Clampigirl


@movebaby











@SparkleJumpropeNoose


@Neptune


@daisy fresh dropout











@evilentity


@Elle


@trayertrash


@Amadeus













@alejxndro


@LanaFlowers


@bunoner


@CmonDownToFL









@Bekim


@Periwinkle Dreams (Peroxide)


@MoreCruelThanYou


@Valerie


@Masochism


@movebaby









@RormanNockwell


@MXDH


@Valerie


@Foxglove







@Clampigirl


@SlowGinFizzz


@@Terrence Loves Me


@baddisease









@Jared


@Valerie


@bunoner


@daisy fresh dropout


@@Ivory Cricket









@honeymouns (Instagram)


Cassette Girl and her grandparents


@Eclipse







Lana Del Rey


@Elle


@Moy


@Eclipse


@Say Yes to Heaven


@Jared









@annedauphine


@LanaFlowers


@salvatore


@Stargirl


@CmonDownToFL


@nataliakills









@Jared


@MXDH


@Valerie


@RormanNockwell





@movebaby


@ArtDecoDelRey


@SweetHenny


@recklessdaughter


@RormanNockwell







@Elle


@Clampigirl


@PARADIXO


@YUNGATA


@GeminiLanaFan









@SparkleJumpropeNoose


@Valerie


@@Ivory Cricket


@Jared









@flipside99


@TheBoss


@PARADIXO


@Elle


@Beautiful People











@Jared


@Valerie


@RormanNockwell


@MXDH











@honeymouns (Honeymoun)


@sayyestoheavens (Say Yes to Heaven)


@cultsingerxo (The Good Life snippet girl)


@xmissdaytona (Elle)


@lanastickfigures (movebaby & RormanNockwell)







@TheBoss


@kallumlavigne


@HoneymoonDaddy


@movebaby


@RormanNockwell












@Jared


@MXDH







@flipside99


@PARADIXO


@daisy fresh dropout


@Bob Renoir de Monet







Lana Del Rey


@SparkleJumpropeNoose


@Valerie


@Jared


@@Ivory Cricket


@SweetHenny

Cherry Blossom


Color Blue (Wild One)


Roll With Me (On The Radio)


Ben





NFR Pre-Release Thread


White Hot Forever Pre-Release Thread


Lana attends Churchome with friends


Lana spotted with new cop boyfriend



NFR Pre-Release Thread


MoreCruelThanYou vs Eclipse / MoreCruelThanYou sends unsolicited nudes / MoreCruelThanYou vs Say Yes to Heaven / just MoreCruelThanYou in general


Lana Del Rey exposed as homophobe, attends gay-hating church for brainwashed celebrities.


Lana Del Rey is "not a liberal", dates republican-leaning reality TV possible racist fame hungry cop.


Vertimus states Lana Del Rey's earlobes are way too low on her face, thus making her ugly as they come.







This will not be an open category. This award and its nominees will be decided and hand-picked by our very exclusive and elite committee. We want to award those members who are known by everyone, who are on everyone's mouth and whose relevancy makes lots jealous. Not to be confused with Lipster of the Year, this award is for all those relevant users whose popularity doesn't mean they ARE the user of the year, but still pretty successful on their own. Committee members have chosen to remain anonymous.




@evilentity


@electra


@annedauphine


@alejxndro


@Say Yes to Heaven













@Elle


@RormanNockwell


@salvatore


@UltraHeroin


@Clampigirl















The Voting stage is starting January 3rd, 2020 and ends January 17th. The Ceremony will be held January 18th 2020 at 2PM EST. More information coming very soon.




Instructions:


1. Please fill in the first answer with your LanaBoards username.


2. It is obligatory to vote in every category. It won't let you finish unless you voted in everything. Don't be lazy!


3. Shortly after you submit your votes through the survey, please, post on here confirming you've voted. This is in case someone tries to pass as you, which we hope won't happen.


4. Everyone can vote, even if you didn't vote at the Preselection stage.


5. If any other help is needed, do not hesitate to contact me.


Survey ends January 17th, 2020 at 11:59PM EST.


Survey Link:


CLICK F*****G HERE TO VOTE.




There's also a cute surprise there provided by @garlandrose_ on Instagram. Check Miranda's Instagram for the full!

World War 3 ain’t STOPPING the Lipsters! I am almost done with the nominations... they’re coming tomorrow on page 15 I’m not telling you to post 17 times on this thread but

Here is more information on the Ceremony scheduling. I would also like to thank my amazing and beautiful friend @@honeymouns for always providing the best unseen outtakes ❤️❤️❤️ other fakes wish!!!