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Her hair looks lighter. She looks so gorgeous. 

Her hair looks lighter. She looks so gorgeous. 

Her hair looks lighter. She looks so gorgeous. 

Her hair looks lighter. She looks so gorgeous. 

Her hair looks lighter. She looks so gorgeous. 

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

Her hair looks lighter. She looks so gorgeous. 

WHAT?!

Her hair looks lighter. She looks so gorgeous. 

Her hair looks lighter. She looks so gorgeous. 

Her hair looks lighter. She looks so gorgeous. 

Okay honeymouns leaking Cherry Blossom and Wild One today is honestly iconic
 

The Gucci collab really confuses me. Why now? Why would she be interested in anything besides an Adidas collab at this point? 2019 Lana & Gucci is a bad joke and nothing more than that. 2011-2017 Lana & Gucci would have been epic. I really liked the H&M campaign but the BTD era deserved Gucci, Versace, YSL, LV, Chanel, etc. Why do it now she's worn out and tired of that shit? It probably shouldn't, but it really makes me laugh, because it reminds me of how I lived a few years ago...As often as I could, I'd hole myself up in my apartment for days or weeks on end, do nothing but drink and write songs, I'd let myself go completely, not even brush my hair, basically walk around like a hobo...but at some point, inevitably, I'd have to get off my ass and go back to school or work, or go to a doctor's appointment or some meeting/event I couldn't get out of. And I'd show up to like, my uncle's barbecue, looking like this

 
I'd go from swamp monster to full glam (and then right back to swamp monster as soon as I found the chance to) in a couple hours, every time I was forced to come in contact with other human beings. And that way no one knew what was going with me. Now this is obviously not the same situation, Lana seems to have a pretty active social life, she's often seen out and about with her friends or on her own. But the way they paint her up, polish her and throw some designer shit on her whenever she's forced to attend a more formal event seems so comical to me. It feels like a joke, knowing how she chooses to look 99% of the time. Like, Gucci people, who do you think you're fooling here?    
 
It was the worst possible timing for that campaign. I'm guessing it was probably something she agreed to 2+ years ago, and has to suffer through now. Her friendship with Alessandro seems to be making it bearable enough but it's clear she's not into it at all. Poor girl. #FreeLana @Gucci

https://mobile.twitter.com/LanaDelLovers/status/1123673763550257154
 
The caption. I'm dead. 
 
Really, though. My 14-year-old cousin makes videos like these. These are two 30-something-year-old grown ass women. What the fuck? Such regression. 
 
Maybe it's over my head but is this meant to be funny, or .... ?
 
Insta baddies or insta twelvies?

Her hair looks lighter. She looks so gorgeous. 

Her hair looks lighter. She looks so gorgeous. 

Her hair looks lighter. She looks so gorgeous. 

Her hair looks lighter. She looks so gorgeous. 

Hopefully you all see through this - it’s typical predator behavior. Deflect and play the victim. He’s no victim.
 
He might think using leverage to coerce teens was harmless, but things like that stick with people. I see it firsthand every day.

Y’all are a cute little squad.
 
I work in a clinical setting with kids and teens, many of whom have been harassed or abused and deal with long term mental health effects as a result. So, I have a low tolerance for documented predators.
 
And lol at him insinuating I don’t have a life because I’m calling him out. The gaslighting. Sorry, but I’m in my mid-20s, am a clinician, live in a high-rise, drive a new Benz, and still find time to have a regular social life. Deflecting isn’t going to take away from what you’ve done. You were an adult that used leaks as leverage for scoring underage nudes. Coercion of minors...which they realized afterwards and posted about feeling used.
 
I’d suggest we get back to NFR talk or poor Elle will have lots of cleaning up to do

Ya'll really saying masters degress don't mean shit? Would you let a doctor perform surgery on you without one??
 

I wasn’t the one who referenced intelligence.
 
“natural talent for programming” aka learning a YouTube code to get unlisted videos. You can stop sucking his dick - he doesn’t have anything anymore. Hence his constant histrionics now.

“Low IQ” yet I have a Master’s degree while you’re stuck on Twitter bragging about leaks after being investigated by the FBI. Stop playing the victim and just keep your mouth shut for once.
 
And lol at “wrongful accusations.” You did what you did to those teenage boys and were exposed multiple times.

I don't get why evoking something that is a fact - ie you and the underage nudes thing - gives one a low IQ but whatever