Beautiful Loser

WTF is this.
No seriously.
Ok, I understand that this merch is unusual and a bit over the top because merch are usually just band t-shirts, a cap and maybe a tote bag.
But. No. I don't understand. This is not ok.
What do L.A. and California fans get? Lemme tell you, they get:
tons of shows with Lana - festivals, album promo shows, a Spotify session, pop up stores with merch not available anywhere else and without the digital album that you HAVE to buy on the webshop a chance to buy her vintage dresses from previous tours a chance to see and meet her for one hour at each pop up store the same air to breathe a chance to see her walk into their coffee shop to buy her daily go-to coffee etc etc But this is not ok. Lana is a star known in a lot of places and there are fans outside of LA/California that would die to get the same chances. Knowing that some merch that we've been lusting for for months might get sold out at these shops... nope. At least save some for selling online or just make more of them?? Geez, and I bet the merch would be cheaper too if they made more samples of them??
Especially for the male fans that might only be interested in the hoodie - what if they get sold out?? It's not like they have a lot of option to choose from like we girls do? Although I buy men's clothes sometimes so I don't think it's really limited to what sex you are but What. The. F.
Just like so many of you, I'd die to get my hands on a discography jacket, if it even still is a discography jacket and not some patches or pins you buy and put on whatever you'd like. I thought the windbreaker was cool. I sooooo wish I could get some, but heck, at this point the merch might even be sold out by the time the tour actually starts?? What are they gonna sell on the tour, her old merch? Heck no. I want the new shirts and jackets.
I'm just a student with limited money and I've spent quite a lot on my last-minute trip to London to see her and my coke bottle vinyl. I'm trying to save some money in case she would add a few more European dates for the tour. And I was really hoping to buy some cool merch at the tour, if I can go.
Bah. This is ridiculous.
 
I just had to vent my disappointment. I'm done now.

I think I'll miss you forever
Like the stars miss the sun in the morning skies
 
These few words are describing a picture so beautifully and I never really thought that the stars always chase the sun and will miss seeing it forever... until Lana said so.

just seen these collection of videos
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bb4AxOCFOi8/?taken-by=ldr.russia

she facetimed 2 people 
https://twitter.com/honeymoonweed/status/933990326301110273
 
https://twitter.com/HannahHyIton/status/933969407725903872

Idk if it's thread worthy, but LFL is #8 on NME's Albums Of the Year List

I'm so mad on this whole merch issue. It's so unfair.     
maybe it's just some PMS hormones that are making me upset but dskhbvfryedvb I'm so mad and can't let this go

OMG NOOOOOO NOT MY FLOWER POWER DRESS :rollin:

WTF is this.
No seriously.
Ok, I understand that this merch is unusual and a bit over the top because merch are usually just band t-shirts, a cap and maybe a tote bag.
But. No. I don't understand. This is not ok.
What do L.A. and California fans get? Lemme tell you, they get:
tons of shows with Lana - festivals, album promo shows, a Spotify session, pop up stores with merch not available anywhere else and without the digital album that you HAVE to buy on the webshop a chance to buy her vintage dresses from previous tours a chance to see and meet her for one hour at each pop up store the same air to breathe a chance to see her walk into their coffee shop to buy her daily go-to coffee etc etc But this is not ok. Lana is a star known in a lot of places and there are fans outside of LA/California that would die to get the same chances. Knowing that some merch that we've been lusting for for months might get sold out at these shops... nope. At least save some for selling online or just make more of them?? Geez, and I bet the merch would be cheaper too if they made more samples of them??
Especially for the male fans that might only be interested in the hoodie - what if they get sold out?? It's not like they have a lot of option to choose from like we girls do? Although I buy men's clothes sometimes so I don't think it's really limited to what sex you are but What. The. F.
Just like so many of you, I'd die to get my hands on a discography jacket, if it even still is a discography jacket and not some patches or pins you buy and put on whatever you'd like. I thought the windbreaker was cool. I sooooo wish I could get some, but heck, at this point the merch might even be sold out by the time the tour actually starts?? What are they gonna sell on the tour, her old merch? Heck no. I want the new shirts and jackets.
I'm just a student with limited money and I've spent quite a lot on my last-minute trip to London to see her and my coke bottle vinyl. I'm trying to save some money in case she would add a few more European dates for the tour. And I was really hoping to buy some cool merch at the tour, if I can go.
Bah. This is ridiculous.
 
I just had to vent my disappointment. I'm done now.

WTF is this.
No seriously.
Ok, I understand that this merch is unusual and a bit over the top because merch are usually just band t-shirts, a cap and maybe a tote bag.
But. No. I don't understand. This is not ok.
What do L.A. and California fans get? Lemme tell you, they get:
tons of shows with Lana - festivals, album promo shows, a Spotify session, pop up stores with merch not available anywhere else and without the digital album that you HAVE to buy on the webshop a chance to buy her vintage dresses from previous tours a chance to see and meet her for one hour at each pop up store the same air to breathe a chance to see her walk into their coffee shop to buy her daily go-to coffee etc etc But this is not ok. Lana is a star known in a lot of places and there are fans outside of LA/California that would die to get the same chances. Knowing that some merch that we've been lusting for for months might get sold out at these shops... nope. At least save some for selling online or just make more of them?? Geez, and I bet the merch would be cheaper too if they made more samples of them??
Especially for the male fans that might only be interested in the hoodie - what if they get sold out?? It's not like they have a lot of option to choose from like we girls do? Although I buy men's clothes sometimes so I don't think it's really limited to what sex you are but What. The. F.
Just like so many of you, I'd die to get my hands on a discography jacket, if it even still is a discography jacket and not some patches or pins you buy and put on whatever you'd like. I thought the windbreaker was cool. I sooooo wish I could get some, but heck, at this point the merch might even be sold out by the time the tour actually starts?? What are they gonna sell on the tour, her old merch? Heck no. I want the new shirts and jackets.
I'm just a student with limited money and I've spent quite a lot on my last-minute trip to London to see her and my coke bottle vinyl. I'm trying to save some money in case she would add a few more European dates for the tour. And I was really hoping to buy some cool merch at the tour, if I can go.
Bah. This is ridiculous.
 
I just had to vent my disappointment. I'm done now.

WTF is this.
No seriously.
Ok, I understand that this merch is unusual and a bit over the top because merch are usually just band t-shirts, a cap and maybe a tote bag.
But. No. I don't understand. This is not ok.
What do L.A. and California fans get? Lemme tell you, they get:
tons of shows with Lana - festivals, album promo shows, a Spotify session, pop up stores with merch not available anywhere else and without the digital album that you HAVE to buy on the webshop a chance to buy her vintage dresses from previous tours a chance to see and meet her for one hour at each pop up store the same air to breathe a chance to see her walk into their coffee shop to buy her daily go-to coffee etc etc But this is not ok. Lana is a star known in a lot of places and there are fans outside of LA/California that would die to get the same chances. Knowing that some merch that we've been lusting for for months might get sold out at these shops... nope. At least save some for selling online or just make more of them?? Geez, and I bet the merch would be cheaper too if they made more samples of them??
Especially for the male fans that might only be interested in the hoodie - what if they get sold out?? It's not like they have a lot of option to choose from like we girls do? Although I buy men's clothes sometimes so I don't think it's really limited to what sex you are but What. The. F.
Just like so many of you, I'd die to get my hands on a discography jacket, if it even still is a discography jacket and not some patches or pins you buy and put on whatever you'd like. I thought the windbreaker was cool. I sooooo wish I could get some, but heck, at this point the merch might even be sold out by the time the tour actually starts?? What are they gonna sell on the tour, her old merch? Heck no. I want the new shirts and jackets.
I'm just a student with limited money and I've spent quite a lot on my last-minute trip to London to see her and my coke bottle vinyl. I'm trying to save some money in case she would add a few more European dates for the tour. And I was really hoping to buy some cool merch at the tour, if I can go.
Bah. This is ridiculous.
 
I just had to vent my disappointment. I'm done now.

WTF is this.
No seriously.
Ok, I understand that this merch is unusual and a bit over the top because merch are usually just band t-shirts, a cap and maybe a tote bag.
But. No. I don't understand. This is not ok.
What do L.A. and California fans get? Lemme tell you, they get:
tons of shows with Lana - festivals, album promo shows, a Spotify session, pop up stores with merch not available anywhere else and without the digital album that you HAVE to buy on the webshop a chance to buy her vintage dresses from previous tours a chance to see and meet her for one hour at each pop up store the same air to breathe a chance to see her walk into their coffee shop to buy her daily go-to coffee etc etc But this is not ok. Lana is a star known in a lot of places and there are fans outside of LA/California that would die to get the same chances. Knowing that some merch that we've been lusting for for months might get sold out at these shops... nope. At least save some for selling online or just make more of them?? Geez, and I bet the merch would be cheaper too if they made more samples of them??
Especially for the male fans that might only be interested in the hoodie - what if they get sold out?? It's not like they have a lot of option to choose from like we girls do? Although I buy men's clothes sometimes so I don't think it's really limited to what sex you are but What. The. F.
Just like so many of you, I'd die to get my hands on a discography jacket, if it even still is a discography jacket and not some patches or pins you buy and put on whatever you'd like. I thought the windbreaker was cool. I sooooo wish I could get some, but heck, at this point the merch might even be sold out by the time the tour actually starts?? What are they gonna sell on the tour, her old merch? Heck no. I want the new shirts and jackets.
I'm just a student with limited money and I've spent quite a lot on my last-minute trip to London to see her and my coke bottle vinyl. I'm trying to save some money in case she would add a few more European dates for the tour. And I was really hoping to buy some cool merch at the tour, if I can go.
Bah. This is ridiculous.
 
I just had to vent my disappointment. I'm done now.

Hmm okay normally I can let things go over my head when everything happens in LA but
 
just to not put anything online until February if they are not already sold out???
 
Like come on Lanaaaaaa 

Pawn Shop Blues     https://storage04.dropshots.com/photos7000/photos/1418747/20171124/031520.mp4

WTF is this.
No seriously.
Ok, I understand that this merch is unusual and a bit over the top because merch are usually just band t-shirts, a cap and maybe a tote bag.
But. No. I don't understand. This is not ok.
What do L.A. and California fans get? Lemme tell you, they get:
tons of shows with Lana - festivals, album promo shows, a Spotify session, pop up stores with merch not available anywhere else and without the digital album that you HAVE to buy on the webshop a chance to buy her vintage dresses from previous tours a chance to see and meet her for one hour at each pop up store the same air to breathe a chance to see her walk into their coffee shop to buy her daily go-to coffee etc etc But this is not ok. Lana is a star known in a lot of places and there are fans outside of LA/California that would die to get the same chances. Knowing that some merch that we've been lusting for for months might get sold out at these shops... nope. At least save some for selling online or just make more of them?? Geez, and I bet the merch would be cheaper too if they made more samples of them??
Especially for the male fans that might only be interested in the hoodie - what if they get sold out?? It's not like they have a lot of option to choose from like we girls do? Although I buy men's clothes sometimes so I don't think it's really limited to what sex you are but What. The. F.
Just like so many of you, I'd die to get my hands on a discography jacket, if it even still is a discography jacket and not some patches or pins you buy and put on whatever you'd like. I thought the windbreaker was cool. I sooooo wish I could get some, but heck, at this point the merch might even be sold out by the time the tour actually starts?? What are they gonna sell on the tour, her old merch? Heck no. I want the new shirts and jackets.
I'm just a student with limited money and I've spent quite a lot on my last-minute trip to London to see her and my coke bottle vinyl. I'm trying to save some money in case she would add a few more European dates for the tour. And I was really hoping to buy some cool merch at the tour, if I can go.
Bah. This is ridiculous.
 
I just had to vent my disappointment. I'm done now.

I hope they limit it so people can only buy one of her dresses, I’d hate it if someone buys 5 of them and then sell them for a ridiculous price on the internet.
And I can’t help but feel that LA/California fans have been very lucky this year, I’m jealous. I wanna buy merch and see her dresses too.

OMG NOOOOOO NOT MY FLOWER POWER DRESS :rollin:

I'm so mad on this whole merch issue. It's so unfair.     
maybe it's just some PMS hormones that are making me upset but dskhbvfryedvb I'm so mad and can't let this go

ALRIGHT SHES FUCKING SINGING??? YALL BETTER TELL HER TO DO YOSEMITE OR ASK HER WHERE IT IS.
 
AND GODDAMNIT THEY MADE THE CALI SWEATSHIRT INTO A HOODIE I WANT IT
 
SHE HAS LIKE 0 OPTIONS FOR MEN
 
AND WHO THE F U C K IS THAT MANS SHES SWINGIN ON THE WEST COAST??? BITCH MAKE HER HAPPY BUT ALSO MAKE HER WRITE SOME MAGNUM OPUS'

she said she will stock them online if they did not sell out but im pretty sure they will be sold
and we will have nothing left, wow.. fantastic 

So there's merch that will only be available at Pop-Up stores??????   likee um??? California isn't the world hunny

YES speak the facts Queen!

and I think we all know there will be that one person who buys a bunch of the merch just to resell it.

idgi 'if they dont sell out theyll go online' like girl..do you not know of the stupid stan that bought like forty signed things just to resell..all of her shit is GOING to sell out, unless they have strict restrictions to prohibit the possibility you will have groups of people together grabbing every single item possible...it's not a what if w her, she has one of the most devoted fanbases ever