Pluto

Its 12:01 where’s the song
 

they are gonna photoshop her in like they did nicki in the bitch im madonna mv omfgggg

Imagine if there’s a video and Lana shows up wearing her trademark all-black Adidas gear

imagine if there is a mv and lana isnt even in it omg

All part of the fun. What's a concert without thinking you just might die.

yawn

wasn’t expecting to read something like this today

Good morning, ladies. What are we complaining about today?

I wish she had turned into a different kind of lazy, and decided to pick a dozen old unleaked songs we've never heard of, put them in an album, used some Neil Krug pic from 2017 as the cover and called it a day. It would have required even less effort on her part, and we would have probably been happier for it.

Damn every minute of this new
Norman Fucking Rockwell pre release thread
documentary is so good

me logging in day after day

ok well on the topic of fake/non-fake storytelling, here are some stories and personas i would like lana to address on the upcoming album:
 
- being a contestant on the bachelor
- seducing the guy at the cvs counter as a minor in order to get him to sell her bronkaid without an id to supply her meth den
- the woes of being a starbucks barista and how a mocha caramel frappucino is a metaphor for god and love and metaphysics
- being hopelessly in love with a tik tok star
- getting wine drunk at a pta meeting

If there’s no album then what’s the worst that could happen to a gay who is already hurt?

can someone send me a link plz 
 
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We all realise that she's teasing a song for a documentary from a film festival that finished on May 5. Don't we?
 
I just ... I don't know. I feel like releasing it during the film festival would've been better for promoting both the doco and song? Crazy idea, I know.
 

lanaboards: i hope lana releases doin time this friday! 
 
lana this friday: