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Imagine the vinyl with Sean Larkin's face plastered on it    WHITE COP FOREVER indeed

Who else while reading her announcing the realease date on Sept 5 was like "k" cause you know for sure it's not gonna be realeased on this day?

I'm so so glad that this is basically a hit at the critics who started adoring her once she stopped singing about specific things and changed the narrative from "Lana gives another sad, pathetic album" to "Lana gives another masterpiece ". Come for their throats honestly

On 2010 they destroyed me, but by May 21st, I'm revived teas 

I actually laughed out loud when I read that part 

This is not how you do a surprise release Lanz 

This is not how you do a surprise release Lanz 

This is not how you do a surprise release Lanz 

Oop didn't see the second pic. Thanks!

you guys want this added to the lies thread now or later?

Okay but she will delay this on like September 2nd due to COVID, which is funny because she announced it during COVID, which is why she'll delay it, because everything she does is confusing and nothing makes sense.
 
I hope we get the lead single before she decides to delay it for 7 months, though.
 
Some of us are still very trumatised by the NFR pre-release fuckery.

In her ig post of the rant, the second picture

Do not for a second believe that it's actually coming out Sep 5th lol. Add 5-6 months and then maybe... Also aren't albums supposed to come out on Fridays? Sep 5th is a Saturday.

Lana has had it... Officially!
I want her to punch me on my throat!

But she's glamorous, famous, notorious, dangerous (but she's crazy)

She said fuck Interscope.

Queen saw Lorde's email and said not on my watch. Let me remind them who paved the way 

okay but Lana dropped this announcement within minutes of me finishing a video covering the September 5th, 2020 doomsday cult conspiracy and now I'm fully on board. Lana is going to end the world guys.
 
this is my punishment for spreading LFL leak links back in 2017 i-

Yay, free promo. 

The way she is talking about a second poetry book as if the first one was already out. SERVE QUEEN September 2021 LDR7 we love to see it (cause she‘s gonna make us wait a year like with NFR)

You all know FULL WELL this album ain’t coming out in September LOL.
 
Lana will make CLOWNS of you all in 2020.

Damn Lana snapped me out of my internet isolation real quick.
Album announced for September 5th per the second slide of this instagram post. Title has been updated.

 
Anyway gonna go puke & go back into hiding, but thank you Lana for the excitement x

Praying for violet rn. I heard bees like the color yellow like from her lemon trees 

nothing will ever surpass that thread

Why would they? Lana simply said that if other female artists can get hit songs talking about whatever they want, she should be allowed to talk about whatever she wants too in her music without being criticised all the time.