Ivory Cricket

Everyone who is saying that last night's dress is the worst thing she has ever worn on stage.... have y'all forgotten about this atrocity
 

Nope. Because she makes no effort with her onstage performances. She barely sings. She mumbles to backtrack recordings. It's like she's literally being pushed onto the stage. 
 

Honestly though, the dress is the least of my issues. She can wear whatever she likes, throw as many peaches as she likes, and hang from a trapeze for the duration of the show if she wishes, as long as she actually SINGS her songs.
 
She's always saying that it's all about the music, so make it about the music, Lanz. Do better.

I seen that dress be referred to tonight as:
 
Marmon chic
Pilgrim
Amish
Victorian 
Handmaid's Tale 
 
 

 
 
I really wanted to hear California live but even if she did do that song in concert, would it really be live? Wouldn't it be just more backtrack vocals and mumbling along with the track? 
 
I mean really. What's the point? 

This bitch decided to escape her strict Amish family tonight at Jones Beach? 
 

 
Because that dress she wore tonight was a choice and not a good one.
 
Anyway, going by the fan reviews who went tonight: boring set list, same BTD songs, backtrack recordings, bad lip syncing, not enough NFR songs, same choreography for Cherry and Pretty When You Cry, the goddamn swing during VG, the tacky dancers showing more skin then the star of the show and Lana wearing that Amish child bride couture sand bag dress on stage tonight. Ok. 
 

Where the f is Cinnamon Girl and what in the world is that hideous dress? Literally the worst thing she's ever worn

I see no lies... Through the years I've honestly just come to the conclusion that Ms Del Rey simply hates performing. She really loves being in the studio, but she hates being on stage and it shows. She doesn't even look like she enjoys being up there and perform to her tour babiez like there's literally no reason to perform a set as short as an hour and fifteen minutes when you're literally there to promote your latest effort AND when you have five albums, an EP and 47298357510398 unreleased songs under you belt, unless you hate performing.
 
We truly are stanning a self-sabotaging kween 

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This bitch ... lmao
 
https://twitter.com/yayosbaby/status/1175590524507557888

BTD will never die huh
 

California deserves to be the only song played in loop during the whole show 

Spare deep cuts ma’am? Spare newly-released-album songs ma’am?

Wow.
 
This Victorian-dress-wearing, peach-throwing, Bartender-lip-syncing, Shades-of-Cool-singing-whilst-vaping bitch.

As much as I love Lana, I think I actually hate her

OMGOMGOMG
 
I can totally envision this.... "Don't be a jerk don't call me a taxi crying in the backseat"   Totally the words to either a bad hookup/one night stand OR her getting drunk and wild and the guy having enough of the nonsense and calling a taxi to take her back home.
 
 
Or maybe I am just placing myself into the song to much

Are you actually implying
 
West Coast was a bad idea
 
In a thead about a shit collab she did
 
with two soulless mainstream disney channel barbies?
 

 
 
 

I mean, it's pretty obvious, right?
 
#BirdWorld

OMGOMGOMG
 
I can totally envision this.... "Don't be a jerk don't call me a taxi crying in the backseat"   Totally the words to either a bad hookup/one night stand OR her getting drunk and wild and the guy having enough of the nonsense and calling a taxi to take her back home.
 
 
Or maybe I am just placing myself into the song to much

OMGOMGOMG
 
I can totally envision this.... "Don't be a jerk don't call me a taxi crying in the backseat"   Totally the words to either a bad hookup/one night stand OR her getting drunk and wild and the guy having enough of the nonsense and calling a taxi to take her back home.
 
 
Or maybe I am just placing myself into the song to much

OMGOMGOMG
 
I can totally envision this.... "Don't be a jerk don't call me a taxi crying in the backseat"   Totally the words to either a bad hookup/one night stand OR her getting drunk and wild and the guy having enough of the nonsense and calling a taxi to take her back home.
 
 
Or maybe I am just placing myself into the song to much

IM SCREAMING you just ruined the song for me

is HIAB about a grindr hookup?
 
"dropped a pin to my parking spot" ????
 
"if he's a serial killer then whats the worst" ???

i’m down with most of the songs on the album not having a bridge but do you guys know which song is begging for a bridge to elevate it to a god-like status?
 
california

End of an era