American Whore

i'm curious if she'd want to do a double drop again. maybe delay it, drop lasso in march and then a few months later drop something else totally different to take attention from lasso. it sounds like she's not entirely sure about the country sound but she's still proud of the album. i wonder if she's scared of bad press about it, even if she says she doesn't care anymore. especially being compared to beyoncé's country album which we all know it inevitably would be. she even said she'd continue doing her little nancy sinatra thing every now and then so it makes me think we'll still hear those vocals and sounds we want eventually

I just got off a call from May Jailer and she said she's returning this year after she steals Lana's laptop to put the album out under her name. "Nothing's registered, so it could be mine. We sound similar so" and she laughed. She said she's married now and is excited to see how her album rollout goes when it happens. She might even send it to some Execs this year before putting it on bandcamp
 

Psychedelic Anus just doesn’t have the same ring to it…. 

on a realer note, imagine if lana did release lasso under may jailer and nobody knew like it just sat quietly on some website like bandcamp and we didn't check
if that ever happens where lana drops an album under another name, can we keep the posts/threads about it to a minimum so articles don't write about it and it doesn't spread all over socials? because as soon as it hits twitter, some twat will make 48 articles about it like they did mariah carey

I just got off a call from May Jailer and she said she's returning this year after she steals Lana's laptop to put the album out under her name. "Nothing's registered, so it could be mine. We sound similar so" and she laughed. She said she's married now and is excited to see how her album rollout goes when it happens. She might even send it to some Execs this year before putting it on bandcamp
 

i'm curious if she'd want to do a double drop again. maybe delay it, drop lasso in march and then a few months later drop something else totally different to take attention from lasso. it sounds like she's not entirely sure about the country sound but she's still proud of the album. i wonder if she's scared of bad press about it, even if she says she doesn't care anymore. especially being compared to beyoncé's country album which we all know it inevitably would be. she even said she'd continue doing her little nancy sinatra thing every now and then so it makes me think we'll still hear those vocals and sounds we want eventually

she said she doesn't know her oop

I just got off a call from May Jailer and she said she's returning this year after she steals Lana's laptop to put the album out under her name. "Nothing's registered, so it could be mine. We sound similar so" and she laughed. She said she's married now and is excited to see how her album rollout goes when it happens. She might even send it to some Execs this year before putting it on bandcamp
 

i'm curious if she'd want to do a double drop again. maybe delay it, drop lasso in march and then a few months later drop something else totally different to take attention from lasso. it sounds like she's not entirely sure about the country sound but she's still proud of the album. i wonder if she's scared of bad press about it, even if she says she doesn't care anymore. especially being compared to beyoncé's country album which we all know it inevitably would be. she even said she'd continue doing her little nancy sinatra thing every now and then so it makes me think we'll still hear those vocals and sounds we want eventually

I just got off a call from May Jailer and she said she's returning this year after she steals Lana's laptop to put the album out under her name. "Nothing's registered, so it could be mine. We sound similar so" and she laughed. She said she's married now and is excited to see how her album rollout goes when it happens. She might even send it to some Execs this year before putting it on bandcamp
 

I just got off a call from May Jailer and she said she's returning this year after she steals Lana's laptop to put the album out under her name. "Nothing's registered, so it could be mine. We sound similar so" and she laughed. She said she's married now and is excited to see how her album rollout goes when it happens. She might even send it to some Execs this year before putting it on bandcamp
 

on a realer note, imagine if lana did release lasso under may jailer and nobody knew like it just sat quietly on some website like bandcamp and we didn't check
if that ever happens where lana drops an album under another name, can we keep the posts/threads about it to a minimum so articles don't write about it and it doesn't spread all over socials? because as soon as it hits twitter, some twat will make 48 articles about it like they did mariah carey

I just got off a call from May Jailer and she said she's returning this year after she steals Lana's laptop to put the album out under her name. "Nothing's registered, so it could be mine. We sound similar so" and she laughed. She said she's married now and is excited to see how her album rollout goes when it happens. She might even send it to some Execs this year before putting it on bandcamp
 

I just got off a call from May Jailer and she said she's returning this year after she steals Lana's laptop to put the album out under her name. "Nothing's registered, so it could be mine. We sound similar so" and she laughed. She said she's married now and is excited to see how her album rollout goes when it happens. She might even send it to some Execs this year before putting it on bandcamp
 

she said she doesn't know her oop

on a realer note, imagine if lana did release lasso under may jailer and nobody knew like it just sat quietly on some website like bandcamp and we didn't check
if that ever happens where lana drops an album under another name, can we keep the posts/threads about it to a minimum so articles don't write about it and it doesn't spread all over socials? because as soon as it hits twitter, some twat will make 48 articles about it like they did mariah carey

i'm curious if she'd want to do a double drop again. maybe delay it, drop lasso in march and then a few months later drop something else totally different to take attention from lasso. it sounds like she's not entirely sure about the country sound but she's still proud of the album. i wonder if she's scared of bad press about it, even if she says she doesn't care anymore. especially being compared to beyoncé's country album which we all know it inevitably would be. she even said she'd continue doing her little nancy sinatra thing every now and then so it makes me think we'll still hear those vocals and sounds we want eventually

I just got off a call from May Jailer and she said she's returning this year after she steals Lana's laptop to put the album out under her name. "Nothing's registered, so it could be mine. We sound similar so" and she laughed. She said she's married now and is excited to see how her album rollout goes when it happens. She might even send it to some Execs this year before putting it on bandcamp
 

im pretty sure @Elle asked her like 2 weeks ago if it's still coming and she said it was

on a realer note, imagine if lana did release lasso under may jailer and nobody knew like it just sat quietly on some website like bandcamp and we didn't check
if that ever happens where lana drops an album under another name, can we keep the posts/threads about it to a minimum so articles don't write about it and it doesn't spread all over socials? because as soon as it hits twitter, some twat will make 48 articles about it like they did mariah carey

I just got off a call from May Jailer and she said she's returning this year after she steals Lana's laptop to put the album out under her name. "Nothing's registered, so it could be mine. We sound similar so" and she laughed. She said she's married now and is excited to see how her album rollout goes when it happens. She might even send it to some Execs this year before putting it on bandcamp
 

she said she doesn't know her oop

on a realer note, imagine if lana did release lasso under may jailer and nobody knew like it just sat quietly on some website like bandcamp and we didn't check
if that ever happens where lana drops an album under another name, can we keep the posts/threads about it to a minimum so articles don't write about it and it doesn't spread all over socials? because as soon as it hits twitter, some twat will make 48 articles about it like they did mariah carey

she releases it under uhaul joe with imovie music videos

i'm curious if she'd want to do a double drop again. maybe delay it, drop lasso in march and then a few months later drop something else totally different to take attention from lasso. it sounds like she's not entirely sure about the country sound but she's still proud of the album. i wonder if she's scared of bad press about it, even if she says she doesn't care anymore. especially being compared to beyoncé's country album which we all know it inevitably would be. she even said she'd continue doing her little nancy sinatra thing every now and then so it makes me think we'll still hear those vocals and sounds we want eventually