EXODUS

just leak pretty dull, all my lovers die, innocent kind, and lock this portal to hell up 

Okay I'll bite,
QFTC: Will Halseys baby grow up and release an album before Sky Ferreira does? 

This thread is so cursed and yet I keep reading it in pure morbid fascination. It's like watching a car crash in which a circus is involved and clowns have died. 

Essay season but this time there’s pretty dull.mp3 to quell the storm

She co-wrote Everything is Embarrassing and gave Dev half credit too. Was she pulling a Halsey ~I wrote this song by myself~ ? Sure. But it doesn't matter. Dev got his credit and he gets royalties from the song at the end of the day. 

y'all really want me to start again huh 

I'm waiting for the late night TV ad where they've pooled their weekly allowances and hired Sally Struthers to come out and hit us with a "For just 2$ a week, you can help feed this elusive underfunded artist, who is being held captive by an awfully oppressive record label. Every night, they bring her to an underground room, where she's forced to witness the masters she recorded that day thrown into a wrestling cage with 18 screaming macaques. When they're done ripping the tapes and shattering the hard drives, she's made to sweep up the pieces. If she does it quickly, her manager lets her have 18 minutes of screen time on her phone. She uses it to cryptically tweet old photos, hoping it will drum up enough noise to appease label execs. When she's done, she sleeps on a concrete slab. A small bottle of Jimmy Choo "Illicit" sits next to the air vent, reminding her of a branding partnership from a different time. While she sleeps, a goblin bleaches her roots."

....I don't know where this creative writing exercise came from but I hope I took you all to a place.

Well, someone has to SO
 
But Sky basically pretended to have written Everything is Embarrasing. Dev Hynes (who really wrote it) shaded her by playing the demo at a show, basically exposing her lie.
 
In her old videos she definitely played up her song writing until that happened. I guess she learned to not say too much.
 
I only kind of forgive her because she was super young and naive, and it seems she and Dev made up anyway. I dont doubt that songwriters and producers do most of the work for like 90% of our popstars, either.

Come on do it. 
You know it's the perfect time to raise hell here. 
 
No one will attack you and defend Sky anymore. All her stans are somewhere hiding trying to convence the general public that Capitol is having her hostage. 

Come on do it. 
You know it's the perfect time to raise hell here. 
 
No one will attack you and defend Sky anymore. All her stans are somewhere hiding trying to convence the general public that Capitol is having her hostage. 

Plot twist:
Capitol didn't renew Halsey contract because they want to focus on Sky Ferreira and do her right. 

Come on do it. 
You know it's the perfect time to raise hell here. 
 
No one will attack you and defend Sky anymore. All her stans are somewhere hiding trying to convence the general public that Capitol is having her hostage. 

Yup, awful movie. 
 
But don't worry, the reboot will be less tasteless. 

Come on do it. 
You know it's the perfect time to raise hell here. 
 
No one will attack you and defend Sky anymore. All her stans are somewhere hiding trying to convence the general public that Capitol is having her hostage. 

Come on do it. 
You know it's the perfect time to raise hell here. 
 
No one will attack you and defend Sky anymore. All her stans are somewhere hiding trying to convence the general public that Capitol is having her hostage. 

Yup, awful movie. 
 
But don't worry, the reboot will be less tasteless. 

@1000Times please come to this thread and do your magic.
 
Us Little Ferraris are starving and she has plenty of unreleased stuff. We deserve some happiness after knowing how bad she has treat us for 10 years. 

don't get me started on the writing... 

i love how this is becoming a halsey thread now  anyways someone make a sky ferreira ai and make her sing people disappear here by halsey its so sky ferreira coded 

The irony of being uncomfortable at "Themi" yet still typing "her", lol, lmao even

Sorry but I just got a flashback to your Demi posts on the Charli thread last year 
[from when she was using they/them pronouns]

I have to scroll past tiktoks of the new tour so quickly bc it's literally next level cringe 

I saw Sam sporting an unflattering thong, many such cases

Nah, Halsey def wrote a lot of IICHLIWP bc there's some painful cringe lyrics there, that's definitely Halsey's touch all over
 
I'm Not a Woman I'm a God? Lilith? Like, okay girl let's go back to 2016