poetic jess

and just when her hair is finally starting to get long again you decide to go drag her and make her bald?? rude

Don’t forget the trap beats and next Coachella

The longer we wait to hear from Lana about the official album date the more time she has to tinker with NFR. Ngl that makes me very nervous.

We need to tie her up so she can’t tinker with it. I don’t have a basement, so someone else will have to look after her. We can do this!

you didnt have to go this hard

March 28th she will announce the album for sometime in the summer. With a new single which will be How To disappear, accompanied by old footage chuck shot on her iPhone. Followed by two more 40 second song teases which we will over analyse and get bored to death of by the time they actually fully come out. An album cover which is underwhelming and irrelevant to Norman Rockwell, Her reasoning “their were a few things I wanted to finish and work out for the album” meaning she added two unnecessary songs and removed two songs we actually wanted, AKA Cinnamon and Happiness is a butterfly. We all rant over it for 8 months, before finally saying how much we love the album. But we still bully Lana daily about where the hell Cinnamon is.

i'd like Sylvia to just be a piano ballad, maybe have it swell up in the end with a string section
 
more acoustic & RHCP less spacey shit

Yup, with the same boring footage from the MAC/VB videos

I honestly have no expectations for this era 

I'm gonna be honest I don't like her stage name being just "Marina", it sounds so plain to me. I rather her change it to Marina Diamandis or something like that. 

1. Ride is Lana's best song, followed closely by Venice Bitch
2. Cola shouldn't be retired, she should just change "Harvey" to a different name that keeps the rhyme
3. AKA and Sirens should count as Lana albums, because they're just as good as her other records
4. Lust for Life isn't as bad as y'all say it is. I also think the concept of an album for the fans is a sweet one.

i know for a fact lana did some witch bitch witch buffoonery bitch shit to make venice bitch so good
 
who's firstborn did she steal
 
who's heart did she masticate
 
what cauldron did the whore pop lock and drop in a stew
 
i need to dknow

Well... a Christmas Norman Rockwell painting... cropped and LQ. Were the other eras this uneventful?

452 pages for something that doesn't even have a release date yet. Not bad. Merry holidays and Happy Christmas LB 

Girl I need the anti-aging cream that venice bitch uses for when I'm forty,  because this bitch never seems to age

But I do like most of her home made videos more then the big budget ones. The "professional" music videos she did for her last two albums were underwhelming. Shades of Cool was her last beautiful pro video for me although I did like a little the Music To Watch Boys To video especially the girls underwater. . 

why should we

she called VB the lead single though.

oh wow assuming lana and her team actually had a plan, a reasonable thought out strategic pr move? bold!

Maybe AKA?

You lose your way just take my hand
 

This is why I believe she dropped the two singles to sway people away from the whole performing in Israel mess. Why else would you release the singles so early on? Talk about bad promo.

Well... a Christmas Norman Rockwell painting... cropped and LQ. Were the other eras this uneventful?

Well... a Christmas Norman Rockwell painting... cropped and LQ. Were the other eras this uneventful?

Well... a Christmas Norman Rockwell painting... cropped and LQ. Were the other eras this uneventful?