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Are we considering the lady in the witch hat and the round soft Mantano the zenith of appraisal?
 
 
It has been out for less than 2 months. Tens of thousands of albums have dropped since 2010. You cannot possibly call this one of the most acclaimed albums of the decade when it has been out for 2 months. People reported on it because it was released. That is all. Let us not exaggerate.

you're just so *quirky* huh?

I kinda can't stand the piano songs, it's why I can only tolerate NFR in the smallest doses. My head-space wants something with Ultraviolence and AKA sounds. In my opinion NFR sounds helpless and I think it was meant to be the opposite. UV had this dark, throaty sound and NFR sounds expressionless, flat. NFR has barely any good slow crescendos, the intros are the absolute worst. Sorry, I know I'm shitting a lot on NFR. AKA had this thoughtful sound to it, not like the "introspective sad girl shit" sound, but AKA had this sound that I can't describe. AKA is pleasant and plays around with different sounds. I wish she would get rid of that trap beat added in HM era.

You mean corner Jack and make him listen to an album that is actually properly produced and mastered?! 
 

You mean corner Jack and make him listen to an album that is actually properly produced and mastered?! 
 

You mean corner Jack and make him listen to an album that is actually properly produced and mastered?! 
 

Honeymoon really does have the best instrumentals

You mean corner Jack and make him listen to an album that is actually properly produced and mastered?! 
 

Honestly I’ve kind of had enough of her songs being piano/guitar based. I want her to use more exotic instruments like some of the songs on Honeymoon.

She's forgetting them more frequently, though. I mean, forgetting MAC is just crazy to me; she sings it at every show. 
 
Not sure about other instances of spacing out but like ... it's the Grammys Museum ... her mind should've been on the job. This isn't a drag. I'm concerned. 
 
Maybe there is more to this and the apparent "lies" she tells than meets the eye. 

I'm gonna say it: I don't know that I find it amusing that she's forgetting lyrics constantly and spacing out. It's a bit concerning, honestly. 

You mean corner Jack and make him listen to an album that is actually properly produced and mastered?! 
 

For every album it seems like she does something different, so I would expect her to do something a little differently, I wouldn't imagine this is going to sound exactly like NFR, even if she's still working with Jack I would hope she would want to change it up. But I'd rather her have a different producer. 

this sounds heavenly but its just not realistic  

Can we corner Jack and give him a copy of Honeymoon and get him to do his own take on the honeymoon vibe/sound mixed with NFR for WHF???????? 

Justice for Keds

his parents' fat wallets and no job

How much cash / time does he have to be present at all of her shows?!?!  

Why does she keep saying "as some of you may know, I've changed my mind" in NFR every single time now?
 
It was (mildly) amusing the first time but given that she traded in (what she considers) a "Norman Rockwell" for that cop ... I mean ... it's not really a good change of mind.
 
She is just drawing attention to her lack of good judgment and taste.  

F U C K  O F F

the fucking fake keds again................

because he's a douche

I've said this before, I'll say it again: Lana lives in her own little bubble of contradictions and she's at peace with that apparently.

walk a mile in these white bootleg keds

But imagine Freak with Brooklyn Baby/Cruel World style of production and guitar work, I don't know if I could handle that kind of power.