Rorman Nockwell

https://twitter.com/lanaschurch/status/1169051877889196032

Here it is for anyone who missed it:
 

Queen of open cupboards and chaos
 

Yes, but she's not gonna say "he's still in Glasgow" ... I mean, if she said that she might as well come right out and say "it's about Barrie".
 
I think he spends a lot of time in London.

I just can't get excited about these Chuck directed home videos. ..

Lana has confirmed on her live that a three-part video for the above tracks will be coming soon! x
 
 
Update: December 20th - 

I'm taking lunch at 10:30am for this shit.
 
Everyone ask her where the poetry book is; I wanna laugh at the lies

Pasta divides his time between LA and NYC, so it doesn't make sense based on that alone.
 
Plus, he's married ... I don't know if she'd be quite that forward ...
 
They are not friends on IG or anything ... Barrie and sis are, though.

Idk why people here put so much weight in reviews, Metacritic, etc ... I mean, it's subjective as fuck. As is her winning or not winning a Grammy.
 
Lust for Life did pretty well critically and the consensus is that it's her weakest album.
 
I doubt sis gives much of a fuck about any of it ... she's been burnt by interviewers and critics in the past. I'm sure she cares if she wins a Grammy or not, but she would also be aware of how political that is.

California is definitely about Barrie. You could tell by her face she was deciding what to say ... and in the end went with an answer vague enough to answer the question whilst still leaving some uncertainty.
 
Facts:
 
  She ghosted the subject ("I wanted to reach out but I never said a thing"). She ghosted Barrie. He was (brutally) dumped via an interview.
  "You said to a friend that you wish you were doing better" - they have lots of mutual friends (Jaime King, for example)
  She described Barrie as "dark". In California, the subject "has the blues".
  Barrie is from Scotland. Most people from the UK aren't acclimatised to warm weather, so him "hating the heat" makes sense.
  The song contains UV references ("Flipside" for example) - she wrote UV while she was with Barrie
  "If you come back to California" - so the person has at least BEEN to California, but more likely, they lived there at some point. Barrie.
 
And today she said "he's still in London". Barrie is from Glasgow, Scotland, but he definitely has lived in London and he goes there a lot; I've seen stuff on his insta stories. He may even be recording his album there.
 
And then there's all the stuff he's done lately:
 
He has SOTW on his story.
He put up that pic of himself playing the piano, taken by her.
Yesterday he had this clip from Vanilla Sky on his story. Make of it what you will:
 

 
The prosecution rests, Your Honour.
 
Stan Larrie 2.0
 
Plus Chase got that awful haircut, grew an awful moustache and smokes cigars. Ew. No.
 
Anyone who disagrees may have an argument with me and lose miserably.

And Happiness is a Firefly Butterfly is likely about an assortment of dudes; she said today that it's about not chasing people. We know she and Chase have broke up a few times because she's been spotted with other dudes in between, and one of her charming friends leaked that story about the relationship being stormy to Radar Online.

California is definitely about Barrie. You could tell by her face she was deciding what to say ... and in the end went with an answer vague enough to answer the question whilst still leaving some uncertainty.
 
Facts:
 
  She ghosted the subject ("I wanted to reach out but I never said a thing"). She ghosted Barrie. He was (brutally) dumped via an interview.
  "You said to a friend that you wish you were doing better" - they have lots of mutual friends (Jaime King, for example)
  She described Barrie as "dark". In California, the subject "has the blues".
  Barrie is from Scotland. Most people from the UK aren't acclimatised to warm weather, so him "hating the heat" makes sense.
  The song contains UV references ("Flipside" for example) - she wrote UV while she was with Barrie
  "If you come back to California" - so the person has at least BEEN to California, but more likely, they lived there at some point. Barrie.
 
And today she said "he's still in London". Barrie is from Glasgow, Scotland, but he definitely has lived in London and he goes there a lot; I've seen stuff on his insta stories. He may even be recording his album there.
 
And then there's all the stuff he's done lately:
 
He has SOTW on his story.
He put up that pic of himself playing the piano, taken by her.
Yesterday he had this clip from Vanilla Sky on his story. Make of it what you will:
 

 
The prosecution rests, Your Honour.
 
Stan Larrie 2.0
 
Plus Chase got that awful haircut, grew an awful moustache and smokes cigars. Ew. No.
 
Anyone who disagrees may have an argument with me and lose miserably.

California is definitely about Barrie. You could tell by her face she was deciding what to say ... and in the end went with an answer vague enough to answer the question whilst still leaving some uncertainty.
 
Facts:
 
  She ghosted the subject ("I wanted to reach out but I never said a thing"). She ghosted Barrie. He was (brutally) dumped via an interview.
  "You said to a friend that you wish you were doing better" - they have lots of mutual friends (Jaime King, for example)
  She described Barrie as "dark". In California, the subject "has the blues".
  Barrie is from Scotland. Most people from the UK aren't acclimatised to warm weather, so him "hating the heat" makes sense.
  The song contains UV references ("Flipside" for example) - she wrote UV while she was with Barrie
  "If you come back to California" - so the person has at least BEEN to California, but more likely, they lived there at some point. Barrie.
 
And today she said "he's still in London". Barrie is from Glasgow, Scotland, but he definitely has lived in London and he goes there a lot; I've seen stuff on his insta stories. He may even be recording his album there.
 
And then there's all the stuff he's done lately:
 
He has SOTW on his story.
He put up that pic of himself playing the piano, taken by her.
Yesterday he had this clip from Vanilla Sky on his story. Make of it what you will:
 

 
The prosecution rests, Your Honour.
 
Stan Larrie 2.0
 
Plus Chase got that awful haircut, grew an awful moustache and smokes cigars. Ew. No.
 
Anyone who disagrees may have an argument with me and lose miserably.

California is definitely about Barrie. You could tell by her face she was deciding what to say ... and in the end went with an answer vague enough to answer the question whilst still leaving some uncertainty.
 
Facts:
 
  She ghosted the subject ("I wanted to reach out but I never said a thing"). She ghosted Barrie. He was (brutally) dumped via an interview.
  "You said to a friend that you wish you were doing better" - they have lots of mutual friends (Jaime King, for example)
  She described Barrie as "dark". In California, the subject "has the blues".
  Barrie is from Scotland. Most people from the UK aren't acclimatised to warm weather, so him "hating the heat" makes sense.
  The song contains UV references ("Flipside" for example) - she wrote UV while she was with Barrie
  "If you come back to California" - so the person has at least BEEN to California, but more likely, they lived there at some point. Barrie.
 
And today she said "he's still in London". Barrie is from Glasgow, Scotland, but he definitely has lived in London and he goes there a lot; I've seen stuff on his insta stories. He may even be recording his album there.
 
And then there's all the stuff he's done lately:
 
He has SOTW on his story.
He put up that pic of himself playing the piano, taken by her.
Yesterday he had this clip from Vanilla Sky on his story. Make of it what you will:
 

 
The prosecution rests, Your Honour.
 
Stan Larrie 2.0
 
Plus Chase got that awful haircut, grew an awful moustache and smokes cigars. Ew. No.
 
Anyone who disagrees may have an argument with me and lose miserably.

Idk why people here put so much weight in reviews, Metacritic, etc ... I mean, it's subjective as fuck. As is her winning or not winning a Grammy.
 
Lust for Life did pretty well critically and the consensus is that it's her weakest album.
 
I doubt sis gives much of a fuck about any of it ... she's been burnt by interviewers and critics in the past. I'm sure she cares if she wins a Grammy or not, but she would also be aware of how political that is.

Idk why people here put so much weight in reviews, Metacritic, etc ... I mean, it's subjective as fuck. As is her winning or not winning a Grammy.
 
Lust for Life did pretty well critically and the consensus is that it's her weakest album.
 
I doubt sis gives much of a fuck about any of it ... she's been burnt by interviewers and critics in the past. I'm sure she cares if she wins a Grammy or not, but she would also be aware of how political that is.

Can we all just take a moment to ... absorb the fact that her favourite lyric is "Hello it's the most famous woman you know on the iPad"?
 
I fucking died.
 

Can we all just take a moment to ... absorb the fact that her favourite lyric is "Hello it's the most famous woman you know on the iPad"?
 
I fucking died.
 

It's definitely Barrie.
 
Idk if he lives in London but he goes there a lot ... and I mean, she's not gonna say "Glasgow" or anything 'cos that's wayyyy too obvious

That's one of the lines that only her can understand and it's probably deeper than you think

Can we all just take a moment to ... absorb the fact that her favourite lyric is "Hello it's the most famous woman you know on the iPad"?
 
I fucking died.
 

Queen of open cupboards and chaos
 

IKR I fkn knew it
 
Near the end a bunch of us told her to do an audio book and I think she said she "probably" would

Here it is for anyone who missed it:
 

Of course not. People in this fanbase love telling everyone they've got shit and not actually sharing.
 
In other words, they enjoy being prick teases.
 
Yawn.