Rorman Nockwell

Why can't I stan someone normal?
 
Other artists: "I have an album coming out on [date]"
Lana: "My album will be out at the top of the year."
Lana: "My album will be out mid year."
Lana: "IDK"
Lana:
Lana's managers: "Fucked if we know what that bitch is doing."
 
Other artists: "I'll be at this festival on [date]. You can get tickets from [website]."
Lana:
 
Lana: "I'm going to cancel some shows. Sorry."
Everyone: "Okay, which ones?"
Lana:
 
Everyone: "Lana, where's your album?"
Lana: "I like Weyes Blood and Jesse Rutherford. Oh, and I like my sister. Also, here's a poem."

Why can't I stan someone normal?
 
Other artists: "I have an album coming out on [date]"
Lana: "My album will be out at the top of the year."
Lana: "My album will be out mid year."
Lana: "IDK"
Lana:
Lana's managers: "Fucked if we know what that bitch is doing."
 
Other artists: "I'll be at this festival on [date]. You can get tickets from [website]."
Lana:
 
Lana: "I'm going to cancel some shows. Sorry."
Everyone: "Okay, which ones?"
Lana:
 
Everyone: "Lana, where's your album?"
Lana: "I like Weyes Blood and Jesse Rutherford. Oh, and I like my sister. Also, here's a poem."

I just really like making stuff up. Sorry.
 
That poem is soooo about him ....

Right? I wish it was longer, though.
 
Sincerely,
 
Shortest track on the fucking album

Likely Easter weekend updates:  new pics of her at church with one or more of her ridiculously-dressed friends
Unlikely Easter weekend updates: new music or info

Likely Easter weekend updates:  new pics of her at church with one or more of her ridiculously-dressed friends
Unlikely Easter weekend updates: new music or info

Why can't I stan someone normal?
 
Other artists: "I have an album coming out on [date]"
Lana: "My album will be out at the top of the year."
Lana: "My album will be out mid year."
Lana: "IDK"
Lana:
Lana's managers: "Fucked if we know what that bitch is doing."
 
Other artists: "I'll be at this festival on [date]. You can get tickets from [website]."
Lana:
 
Lana: "I'm going to cancel some shows. Sorry."
Everyone: "Okay, which ones?"
Lana:
 
Everyone: "Lana, where's your album?"
Lana: "I like Weyes Blood and Jesse Rutherford. Oh, and I like my sister. Also, here's a poem."

Likely Easter weekend updates:  new pics of her at church with one or more of her ridiculously-dressed friends
Unlikely Easter weekend updates: new music or info

I honestly find it really strange that she's supposed to play the Open'er Festival on July 6th and there's nothing on her official site or anything. Most artists tweet or IG their festival appearances ... and if you look at her IG she used to do that not so long ago ... but she has said absolutely nothing about this, or about any of the other festivals she's playing, for that matter. Tbh I find that a bit disrespectful to the festival organisers, who are probably paying her a fuckload to be there, and they don't even get a retweet when they announce that she's going.
 
I know everyone's all, "oh this is just how she is" 'n' shit, but I don't know. It really does seem like self-sabotage at this point.

she's a mess, we some announcements last year and the only update she gave us on instagram was "oops also by the way don't be surprised we're cancelling shows but also happy new year xx" and we still have no idea wtf she was talking about but she eventually posted some festival posters and line ups like a month later after she posted that mess so.. yeah.
 
what was the single she didn't even bother posting about until like hours after it got released or something 

She didn’t say anything about the other festivals until much later. The lineups had been revealed months prior her posting their posters on her Instagram, if I’m not mistaken. It somewhat calmed fans who wondered what shows she would cancel. Don’t worry, I’m sure a staff will update her live list in the upcoming weeks, they’re always a bit slow (in my opinion).

this is all just sad now

I think just for fun. The caption said something to that effect.
 
It's common to dress up in your boyfriend's clothes, after all.

I just really like making stuff up. Sorry.
 
That poem is soooo about him ....

I honestly find it really strange that she's supposed to play the Open'er Festival on July 6th and there's nothing on her official site or anything. Most artists tweet or IG their festival appearances ... and if you look at her IG she used to do that not so long ago ... but she has said absolutely nothing about this, or about any of the other festivals she's playing, for that matter. Tbh I find that a bit disrespectful to the festival organisers, who are probably paying her a fuckload to be there, and they don't even get a retweet when they announce that she's going.
 
I know everyone's all, "oh this is just how she is" 'n' shit, but I don't know. It really does seem like self-sabotage at this point.

... OK this is pretty far-fetched but I've been dying to type it.
 
What if ... Lana and Jack had a thing ... and they broke up? It would explain the dead silence from both of them, her managers' contradicting each other/Lana, and the delay.
 
And when I say it would explain the delay, I mean - if they are no longer on good terms - they might want some time before it drops .. or they might even have been told to fix/add something, and they need time before they feel comfortable working together again, etc. 
 
I also immediately thought of him when she wrote that poem about "Joe" and his "brown eyes".
 
It'd explain why she seemed so enthused about this album and then just went silent. I mean she probably is with that other actor guy now but it doesn't mean she wasn't with Jack.
 
(Captain's Log, Page 1552: people start really making stuff up to justify)

I loved these pics and I'd love her to be in a suit on the cover. Depends on the scenery but she could finally drive the damn car in a suit leaving California behind. Would suit the cabin theme. Idk honestly but it would be a dream
 
The sad truth is that she's probably in a different place now since it's been so long since she started sessions for NFR and therefore she might end up adding and changing things LFL style so the whole deeply reflective foresty theme is no longer a given

Well that video could've been from earlier. And we don't know when they broke up. She seemed to lose interest in NFR right after HIADTFAWLMTH - BIHI, which was around then. Or maybe that was their attempt to be "friends" but it was too difficult or who the fuck knows, really.
 
And Lana Del Liar will totally date more musicians, without a doubt.

I'm so glad it isn't just me; at least we have something juicy to discuss for the next 10 pages.

The thing with her is, she never was transparent. We've never been updated about an album during its writing process, except for things like Honeymoon's title in January 2015, but she barely ever communicated about the actual album-making. Of course it also partakes of the mystery that surrounds her. Since 2012 she's never sung a new song live, though she had recorded a lot of unheard songs when she toured in 2013, 2015, 2016. However, now, it doesn't even feel mysterious, it's just disrespectful, annoying and next to unbearable. With LFL we never had a piece of explanation about the delay either, so no explanation should be expected from her. It could be for literally any reason, except the ones that we know aren't valid: Rockwell's family and the label.
 
LFL not being that old - though it must be remembered that it's the longest time lapse between two of her albums, ever - doesn't justify anything because the album is done

I think just for fun. The caption said something to that effect.
 
It's common to dress up in your boyfriend's clothes, after all.

Writin' in blood on my walls 'n' shit

Writin' in blood on my walls 'n' shit

One of my favs.

White Mustang gets treated so badly, I'm actually SICK.