plastiscguy

aw i’m sad i missed the vinyl color thing i would’ve wanted to include my sunset swirl anyways i’m not surprised she only said next month again and didn’t give a real date but it makes me wonder why?? she has to have a date picked out by now obviously, maybe she wants to be super low key or she wants to do something special bc this record does seem really special.. which also makes sense if she’s want to keep it low key and not draw a lot of attention like how honeymoon was really special and its release was really low key too. i’m so excited tho omg honestly i’m gonna love it no matter what it looks like idk why it already holds such a special place in my heart and i only listened to the snippets 5x max with very long time periods in between and i’ve held off on listening to mac/vb/hope a whole lot bc i wanna hear them in context of the album. even if she puts another selfie or grainy overexposed iphone pic of trees as the cover and makes the vinyl some color that totally doesn’t go i can tell i’m just gonna love it so much that i’ll wanna hug it/her and cry lmfao
 
also just had another idea omg bc of violet bent backwards over my ass what if the vinyl will be a pretty just before sunset at the beach blue (i’m visualizing that one pic from pams ig story where she said on set(?) and there was a grassy field and a pretty blue sky(? don’t even know if i’m remembering this right lol) and violet splashed and maybe a few hints of green or another floral/nature-y color ?? i can’t think of what it’s called but the pattern i’m thinking of is when it’s like throwing paint on something that’s spinning so it comes out from the center but is still obviously thrown on and kind of fuzzy/undefined but kinda stripy/dotted? in my head i’m imagining it mimicking a lavender field and having a much lighter purple like that too but idk

The vinyl is going to be made out of crushed LSD pills so everyone sees a different colour when they hold it close to their face 

I guarantee that even after all this time the vinyls won’t be ready and will be released 3 months after the release like LFLs

Album wont be out Aug.
 
Vinyl will be plain black.
 
Album cover will have a border with no pic.
 
No videos will be made.
 
No tour.

petition for lana to change the album title to Amoeba Fucking Frisbee

Lol, not Coachella being under fk no

allow me to introduce u to the rumored no surprises cover

Imagine a world where NFR was released January 2019 and we were instead speculating on LDR7 right now and hoping the Charlie's Angels track would lead into the sound of that era

girl u really think he's got any sort of insider info? hes too busy smoking shitty weed in europe or some shit

Lana really has had a tracklist finalized since February huh............. anyway if Mariner's isn't the album opener I'm pirating the album in retaliation 

Somebody feed french alexa some cheat codes and command prompts for the record. this is OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE

is that auto fluid or like 

just thinking about in your car 

just that its comin in aug

I'd LOVE a Cool.mp3 by Gwen Stefani sorta track where it sounds all happy, but listen to the lyrics a lot more closely and its dipped in sad nostalgia which contributes to the themes of feigning happiness for someone else. it'll b set in the moonlight rollerway,  give ya MTWBT vibes , rollerskate attire , but make it fashion, lots of colors, spinning to reflect the psychedelia of the hopefully psychedelic, go go dancer typa production vibe. lots of laughter, her having slow sad glances tryna crack a smile 
 
the contrast, the spiralling violent wildness of it  the aphrodisiac confusion quality of it Which track'll serve best for that purpose Lans, we know at least UO'll buy the themes and visual motif

I doubt it tbh. And Lana’s kinda shit with describing music so I’d take it with a grain of salt until we hear it for ourselves. This is the same woman who described Ultraviolence as ~*~“jazzy”~*~

hell

I'll bookmark if you dress up as a clown and take a pic for everyone 

I'm- I literally fell asleep this whole time because I was so bored waiting for news </3 I literally had a dream during it about the SAME CONCERT except Azealia tagged along with her and for some reason Lana was in a wheelchair and we got some pap pictures of Azealia wheeling her around and we thought everything was all good between them but while Lana was performing Azealia posted a story of her watching BTS in a church basement and still got no news from Lana   

At least she hasn't changed her mind about the album coming next month and she's been consistent about the info she's been giving for over a month

We have just unlocked a new outfit

cinnamon music video exccept it's lana doing the cinnamon challenge

Imagine the reason the album took so long is because Azalea Banks killed another chicken