plastiscguy

all it is is a shopify password page, happens all the time when websites go down for maintenance, usually to either update a store or to add new products
 
this website is 100% a pre-order website for nfr

tbf we’ve figured out and leaked the west coast premiere date from a test page of her website and found the chuck UV photo hidden in the source code at some point. those times were fun.

my town is currently dealing with one of the worst storms and rain we've had all year... the grass is going to be GREEN, the trees are going to be FLOURISHING. flowers will be BLOOMING. right in time for norman fucking rockwell. the earth is preparing for the return of lana, she is god. i have made my final conclusion thank you

My former crackhead uncle who is not former anymore, who also works at nasa & has a partirme at urban outfitters just told me that the NFR box set comes with the al boom, the poetry book, a t shirt that smells like mothballs in a shit stain brown color (to match the vinyl) & a breed your own worms started pack. Preorders will go up tomorrow

this cursed site had fans offering sexual favors to target workers to get their hands on UV early back in the day. it's the messy energy we need to preserve and cultivate 

My coins are ready for the poetry book vinyl bundle

the only easter egg we would get is "\giveitup.fag((faggot))"

NoMore Fucking Rockwell

Us in April: im never buying SHIT from this bitch again. She needs to learn her lesson that she can't just tease us endlessly and still get her coins and jsut get away with it. #BoycottLanaDelRey
 
Us now: OMG LANA PLEASE RELEASE AN NFR ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH .. " CINNAMOOOOON IN MY TEETH" WHERES THE HAPPINESS IS A. BUTTERFLY CATERPILLAR CAGE?!?!

Have u tried MatchaChaCha, BaddieBish1985, 1234, etc?

I already tried 12312020 so i don't think so /:

Yeah this to me seems pretty plausible actually. I mean we don't even know what font Lana wants for this era, and it could be completely different and they're just seeing what it would look like on the site.
 
I mean the changes to the site HAVE to happen at some point, right? So why not now? Album is coming next month, which isn't really that long. 

ok dont expect an announcement till after her last show thats how im keeping sane atm

Maybe she registered new songs? 

imagine if we actually cracked the password but in a shocking turn of events Lana and her team contacted authorities and we all went to prison! ugh see you guys in there can’t wait

allegedly

Don’t say shit like that and jinx it like we would have with Yosemite :/

April 2020 me is laughing at me because they know how this situation ends. the bitch has heard Cinnamon in full 

some of y’all really love to be bothered/pissed off all the time for the most minuscule reasons. trust me when i say you look like an ass.
 
anyway i learned a lot about things in code from googling stuff up and it’s nice when i don’t ever get to do that in my own field.

Lanaboards users running to shoplanadelrey.com to try and crack the password

Imagine pre order has been out for a week and we just have to find it ourselves and start the hype until lana posts 12 hours later at 3am with just the link to pre-order

Yeah I’m sure you would

good cause it aint gone be there! 

Fr earlier I had a rare moment of gratitude at being able to be on this website for the launch instead of just watching ig accounts and facebook users who are either shocked to learn her real name is Elizabeth or think it's some big secret. There's something really exciting about the final few weeks of waiting for an album you've been anticipating for so long and even if this doesn't end up being anything it's still fun 

My former crackhead uncle who works at NASA leaked the cover of nfr