Shanice Jones

ITS COMING WE WON WE WON WE WON 

 

I admire your strength.  I wish I could the same but I’m a weak ass bitch 

I'm sensing something.
Blackpink released 'Ice Cream' w/ Selena today. What person do we know that had a song called 'Ice Cream' but changed it to 'Salvatore'?
I'm not saying this is facts, even though it is. Lana Del Rey ft Blackpink in coming.
I just know it. Yup, yup.
 

This is a neverending summer, we are stuck in limbo, caught in the humid toneless heat for eternity, no sunshine, no warmth, just heat, pure heat forever

the way i still haven't listened to the snippet and probably won't even if she releases it tomorrow so i'll have a full brand new lana del rey album without any knowledge of anything whew the power the flavour im so ready for it girlies bring out the champagne glasses

UM EXCUSE ME WHO IS THIS SORCERER WITH THE GOOD NEWS?  
 
COCCURDAY, AUGUST 29TH CONFIRMED
 

 

album coming saturday confirmed 

REVELATION POST INCOMING/REALLY IMPORTANT THEORY so please hear me out; 
 
Maybe her releasing the album on a Saturday wasn't a miscommunication, but rather an act of rebellion - and symbolic in the sense that it is redemption for Saturday Night Live in 2012, which can be coupled with her Question for the Culture post. Also, with the album's strategic release date being redemptive of SNL, it also ties in with Tulsa Jesus Freak when we interpret redemption as a biblical thing.  Also note Jack tweeting variants of "take the sadness out of Saturday night" - teasing Lana lyrics that deal with her feelings regarding the whole SNL debacle and its unfortunate attribution  to her image early on in her career? The decision to release the album on a Saturday would be really clever on her part for the aforementioned reasons.
 
Sheridan said "3 days and 4 midnights to go" - maybe that means one thing is coming once 3 days have passed (August 26, 27, 28) and once 4 midnights have occurred (August 26, 27, 28, 29). The album could be coming on Saturday, August 29th then. Sheridan's post made it seem like it was a surprise planned with his use of emojis - what better surprise than an album that Lana said she wanted to release as a surprise! It would also line up with NFR's 1 year anniversary and then qualify for the 2021 Grammy's, which could also be Lana's way of saying that no matter what kind of album she releases, her music is of a very high calibre, which again, relates back to the Question for the Culture. 
 
Call me delusional (which I probably am), but we know Lana Del Rey loves a good full-circle, super metacognitive and metaphorical moment - well, this could be it!

we're not getting the album tomorrow.
 
the announcement is for the Cherry Music Video. 
 
SO EXCITED.

we're not getting the album tomorrow.
 
the announcement is for the Cherry Music Video. 
 
SO EXCITED.

we're not getting the album tomorrow.
 
the announcement is for the Cherry Music Video. 
 
SO EXCITED.

possibilities are
-album cover and tracky 
-album trailer 
-doin time pre taped
-mag cover
 
Highly unlikely
-new single
-album drop
that too

we're not getting the album tomorrow.
 
the announcement is for the Cherry Music Video. 
 
SO EXCITED.

we're not getting the album tomorrow.
 
the announcement is for the Cherry Music Video. 
 
SO EXCITED.

we're not getting the album tomorrow.
 
the announcement is for the Cherry Music Video. 
 
SO EXCITED.

the lice in lana's hair bopping to every unreleased song she's ever recorded
 

the way this thread went from "this album isn't coming until 2021, give it up, lana delayed it and she forgot about it" to "THE ALBUM IS COMING TOMORROW" in a matter of a couple days 

Okay so I'm thinking the following as of right now:
 
a) Surprise release worldwide on August 28th at midnight EST (so it may be the middle of the day for other timezones)
OR 
b) Cover and tracklist reveal tomorrow at around 9 AM PST (going by Sheridan's post of "3 days") with a single dropping at midnight EST on Saturday (going by Sheridan's post of "4 midnights")
 you're my fav

it's a midnight worldwide release, not a midnight local one
  
  
 
  
  
 
 
 
    we still have to wait 

trust it 

The way we're not getting anything because some of you have not streamed NFR songs and videos enough. That's what you deserve 

I feel like she shot the album cover this day ^ which I'm sure was the same day as the poetry recitation vids in her backyard and her IG pics in the yellow bodysuit, just two different looks.
Mainly because she always has her glam team for her album cover shoots and if this truly was just a fun video that her and her siblings did for fun (like the NFR triple video) then she would likely style herself, etc. But Sheridan did her hair and Etienne Ortega did her makeup. 
 
I think they did a shoot at her house for promo pics and the album cover with two different outfits.
I think the white shirt and earrings look will be the "main album shoot" as it is glamorous like the album title and may be a drawback to the BTD cover.
I think the yellow bodysuit outfit will be the promo pics for this era. 
I think both looks will make an appearance in a potential TJF video, like how the original Blue Jeans video from 2011 had multiple looks/sets from the BTD shoot. 
 

Us on the 5th bopping to cocc: (I had a vision of this in my tomato soup so it has to be true )

 

this apple guy has been talking to me for 30 minutes telling me there's no release so by the end of the convo i straight up said "ARE YOU A STAN? DO YOU STAN LANA?"
 
he says "Although I'm not a stan, her music's pretty good" hahaha