Nightmare

I am the Guardian...................................................
 
this one could've been a hell of a single.
 
her career is now based on what could've beens

it's crazy to me how ava triggers everyone lmao like ok she's a little bit generic but let's not forget charli is the same person who wrote senorita, boom clap, i love it, break the rules... not very different from any generic pop song lol. also.... what's so wrong with straight up beautiful pop songs??? being edgy stopped being cool in 2016, we gotta let tumblr go.

im dying 

I just remembered how glorious descending is...
 
Song of the millenium of a alternative millenium where it gets released 

Are we really expecting more than an instagram post for the NTMT 10 year anniversary? With what track record

Do you think Sky Ferreira is a mermaid?

Jesus, that merch is sloppy.
 
Still no update on any of the items I pre-ordered in early March that should've shipped on 3/31, lol.
 
Starting to feel like I just need to do a chargeback. So beyond unprofessional that we're going in to mid-May and all I've had is a couple auto-responses of the shop staff bitching about the high volume of orders and a crappy coupon for 15% of another order I'd never receive. 

I'm so disappointed in the merch for this era. So many people have received defective items, items that don't even match what was advertised, had customer service issues left and right, etc. For example(credit to @melaniessource on IG):
What you ordered:

What you got:

Not even the same shirt, and it honestly looks like it was drawn with Crayola markers by a 3rd grader to begin with. Another example:

VS. 

The graphic is cut off, and the whole shirt is once again different from the website photo. Who thought this was a good idea? Fire them.
 
Lastly, some vinyls that hardly deserve to be brought up because we all know they were a mess, but still deserve an honorable mention:

"Lilac Vinyl" and my personal favorite:

This limited edition Bloodshot Vinyl(The red smudge is Moon Cycle).
 
Hoping this stuff gets fixed before tour.

It's crazy how good A.I. can be, I would for real put it in my music library and listen to it if it sounds convincing (and it has already proven that it can).
 
I'm telling you, one day we will not be after leaks anymore but after who can produce the best A.I. made songs that sound like our favs (with obviously the music labels screaming murder and fire + the artist claiming they feel like this is wrong).
 

it's crazy to me how ava triggers everyone lmao like ok she's a little bit generic but let's not forget charli is the same person who wrote senorita, boom clap, i love it, break the rules... not very different from any generic pop song lol. also.... what's so wrong with straight up beautiful pop songs??? being edgy stopped being cool in 2016, we gotta let tumblr go.

im dying 

it's crazy to me how ava triggers everyone lmao like ok she's a little bit generic but let's not forget charli is the same person who wrote senorita, boom clap, i love it, break the rules... not very different from any generic pop song lol. also.... what's so wrong with straight up beautiful pop songs??? being edgy stopped being cool in 2016, we gotta let tumblr go.

it's crazy to me how ava triggers everyone lmao like ok she's a little bit generic but let's not forget charli is the same person who wrote senorita, boom clap, i love it, break the rules... not very different from any generic pop song lol. also.... what's so wrong with straight up beautiful pop songs??? being edgy stopped being cool in 2016, we gotta let tumblr go.

where is she....
 
 

you would thought they learned their lesson after flop starts now, crapnuts, if kim is a flopster and farrrrt, yet here we are. this label WON'T learn. it will only get more and more generic and worse with every single that flops until she either gets a hit or get to such a critical point with flopping that they drop her (mind you this could take 5-ish years of false starts and career destruction until they decide to drop her)

Yep, it's the mandatory skip. I never liked it and honestly the chorus is so rubbish lmao
 
It was not my intention to bash the album just like that  Portals is definitely a step in the right direction in all fronts since K-12/After School, but I honestly still feel a little hesitant about the project as a whole.
 
Aside from so many intros and outros that sometimes do not add much to the tracks looking at you, Faerie Soirée and The Contortionist intros, and the vocal production in many songs, the album definitely has strong points and some career highlights imo (Tunnel Vision, The Contortionist, Evil, Pluto).
 
I'm definitely happy we got the deluxe because in the end I love all three new songs and it was a nice addition - I can happily ditch skip Moon Cycle, Nymphology and Spider Web, keep the deluxe tracks and not fearing an extra short album. It's just it's taken me longer than other Melanie albums to fully enjoy even K-12, back in the day I bopped to most of that but now... I don't, but I have hopes that it will grow on me with time.
 
And probably I still mourn for the loss of Needle & Thread, Fingers Crossed and the original Death, Garden and the original Void too. But that's on me because I was so avid for new material that I gave in to the leaks year and a half ago.
 
Sorry for the essay  

So we entered the “bashing the album era”

Portals is good and a step up from K12, I like the alien/fairy/spirit persona she created for this era. The only thing that I dont like is the vocal mastering choices in some songs. At the end of the day she saved the era with the Deluxe songs and the masterpiece that is The Contortionist and Evil (the lowpass filter still a horrid choice tho)

it's crazy to me how ava triggers everyone lmao like ok she's a little bit generic but let's not forget charli is the same person who wrote senorita, boom clap, i love it, break the rules... not very different from any generic pop song lol. also.... what's so wrong with straight up beautiful pop songs??? being edgy stopped being cool in 2016, we gotta let tumblr go.

it's crazy to me how ava triggers everyone lmao like ok she's a little bit generic but let's not forget charli is the same person who wrote senorita, boom clap, i love it, break the rules... not very different from any generic pop song lol. also.... what's so wrong with straight up beautiful pop songs??? being edgy stopped being cool in 2016, we gotta let tumblr go.

im so grateful english isnt my first language so i can ignore moon cycle's AND spider web cringy lyrics and listen to two portals top songs on replay  

it's crazy to me how ava triggers everyone lmao like ok she's a little bit generic but let's not forget charli is the same person who wrote senorita, boom clap, i love it, break the rules... not very different from any generic pop song lol. also.... what's so wrong with straight up beautiful pop songs??? being edgy stopped being cool in 2016, we gotta let tumblr go.

it's crazy to me how ava triggers everyone lmao like ok she's a little bit generic but let's not forget charli is the same person who wrote senorita, boom clap, i love it, break the rules... not very different from any generic pop song lol. also.... what's so wrong with straight up beautiful pop songs??? being edgy stopped being cool in 2016, we gotta let tumblr go.

I sort of understand to a degree why some Lady GaGa fans hate Ava Max so much. I'd be spiteful in their position too since Ava's first two albums cleared GaGa's last two with ease 
Funny when you remember how GaGa sparked the same kind of backlash when she debuted for "ripping off Madonna"— history repeats itself I guess 

I'm on lots of things right now but I saw Grimes's name and I do want to say that she's scary looking. I feel like she would secretly lure me into a sex trafficking operation and then get away with it by posting a video on twitter of her lisping about how AI controlled her and made her do it or some wackadoodle shit like that
 

See y'all she does so many things.. scary

I read this whole thing and i still have no idea wtf it’s about