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Don't worry, Lana... We aren't getting new music even while you're still alive

Waiting for a song from Auntie Lana called “Phoenix” now.  Could reference the place in Arizona too. 

I SCREAMED laughing 

I SCREAMED laughing 

I SCREAMED laughing 

Question for Lanaboards:
 
 Now that Jenny, Patty, Nikki, Chuck, John Deere, Jake, Tex and Mex have had number ones with songs about being blue, green, gray, wild, awkward, sweet etc - can I please go back to writing about Pink Geraniums, 6 Trips to the Moon, When You Wanna Dance My Heart Goes Boom Like That, Hey Lizzy, Little Sycamore Tree, You Roll Like Thunder - When You Come Crashing In, D is for Dealer, My Pussy Belongs to Jack or my dream Radiohead cover - or whatever I want -without being crucified or saying that I'm glamorizing bad tracklists??????
 
 Im fed up with unactractive mean twinks and Boom Like That haters saying that I glamorize lack of talent when in reality I'm just a glamorous person singing about the realities of what we're really getting on Blue Banisters, LDR9, LDR10, LDR11, LDR69 - acoustic stripped back stringless deep honest personal semi-acapella piano ballads with uninspired titles that will never match the power of masterpieces such as Unidentified Flying Bill, Crazy For You, Morricone, Piano Theme, Trans Am, Sugary Sweet, Dealer, Loved You Then and Now, Coconut and Key Lime Pie, Beach Boys, Boom Like That and Roll With Me .
 
 With all of the topics gays are finally allowed to explore I just want to say over the last 24 hours I think it's pathetic that my glamourous famous notorious dangerous creative exploration detailing my sometimes iconic or groundbreaking roles with my forum accounts has often made people say Ive set shitposting back hundreds of years.
 
 Let this be clear, I'm not not the bolt, the lightning, the thunder -but there has to be a place in Santa Clarita for wildfires who shine and bright like me - the kind of wildfires that light up the night with only their hotness and nothing but it - the kind of wildfires who are slated mercilessly for being their authentic, delicate and hot selves, the kind of wildfires who get their own flames and heat taken away from them by bluer balls or by penises who hate testicles.
 
Anyways none of this has anything to do about much but I'll be detailing some of my feelings in my next hundred tracklists (mostly the 69th one) with Niko and Topanga. And I'm sure there will be tinges of what I've been pondering in my new tracklist that comes out September 11th featuring the hit single Boom Like That (feat. the Twink Towers).
 
Thanks for reading
Happy quarantining
 
Edit: Btw thanks you all for the support and appreciation, I hope you all receive DMs with UFB.wav until next morning
 

im so embarrassed i read “big dharma” as big diarrhea 
i really need to get my eyes checked out

Never was there ever a sunburned girl so pretty 

Never was there ever a sunburned girl so pretty 

Never was there ever a sunburned girl so pretty 

Never was there ever a sunburned girl so pretty 

Never was there ever a sunburned girl so pretty 

Never was there ever a sunburned girl so pretty 

Never was there ever a sunburned girl so pretty 

You’ve got a bad sunburn 
My daddy had one too 

Waiting for a song from Auntie Lana called “Phoenix” now.  Could reference the place in Arizona too. 

Waiting for a song from Auntie Lana called “Phoenix” now.  Could reference the place in Arizona too. 

Waiting for a song from Auntie Lana called “Phoenix” now.  Could reference the place in Arizona too. 

Waiting for a song from Auntie Lana called “Phoenix” now.  Could reference the place in Arizona too. 

Did Lana wear diamonds for the birth of the baby? For some reason this is all I want to know 

I assume Lana is busy with family right now… being an aunt to baby Phoenix. I wonder if she’s already written a song for her, maybe something simple that can be added last minute as a bonus track. 

Waiting for a song from Auntie Lana called “Phoenix” now.  Could reference the place in Arizona too. 

I assume Lana is busy with family right now… being an aunt to baby Phoenix. I wonder if she’s already written a song for her, maybe something simple that can be added last minute as a bonus track. 

Waiting for a song from Auntie Lana called “Phoenix” now.  Could reference the place in Arizona too. 

I assume Lana is busy with family right now… being an aunt to baby Phoenix. I wonder if she’s already written a song for her, maybe something simple that can be added last minute as a bonus track.