Shades

Maybe I should put on some leggings and start living my life too.

I present to you: Dark Paradise, a new shôjo manga with our heroine Lana Del Rey! Taking place in modern times in the United States of America, this story is packed with wild adventures with biker gangs, broken hearts, taboo drugs and relationships and dreams of a luxurious life! Don’t miss out on this hit success manga, translated to English for the first time!
 

 
I flopped with the hand I see, oops lol

lmao the poem is so vapid and shallow and just. it's bad 
i'm happy lana has gotten to a very comfortable place in her life, but it's become clear that she is not stimulated or challenged in any way. her lyrics are lazy. her visuals are lazy (that's being kind). her art has undoubtedly regressed. given that, it's incredible that the music still sounds good and the lyrics are okay, but come on. go listen to anything pre-LFL. nothing she puts out compares. she's wasting away in LA and seems to have surrounded herself with yes-men.

Wbk that lana has horrible management but Ben is literally the most unprofessional manager ever. I understand that Lana's material leaking is frustrating but why go on instagram and bash lanaboards lol? We're like the only people that actually care so pushing us away is not a great idea

She keeps saying she is “lucky” to have fans who still listen to her music, well she REALLY is huh?

I'm fucking snapping back like the Azealia Banks of Lanaboards I am. Mental stability checked out this morning

Hold on...@@Terrence Loves Me was right...we got some news on Feb 22nd...

Mess
 
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were getting another lust for life lmaooooo let me burn my stan card cuz lbr its gonna be like that for every era from now on

She said it was done and now he says “good music takes time to finish”
 
I’m sad.
 
 
Cinnamon is going to be joining our sisters in heaven (roses,Yosemite, all the others) let’s pray for her.

I need to take a breather

This is actually kinda funny though because it wasn't hard to just say "yeah we don't know the release date yet" like...you waited this long sis

This thread is like a broken record and I’m sorry to contribute to it but I’m really struggling to even care anymore. And I think a lot of fans are too. Even though we have 1000 pages, there’s fewer posters overall than LFL (there’s just some posters who make like 100 posts a day )... people have left. I haven’t left because I don’t have shit else to do with my life lol, but yeah. There’s no excitement.
 
I feel like she’s doing it on purpose, she’s been very clear in her songs since honeymoon that she’s sick of being famous. And if that’s her mindspace now, fine. I just hope in the future she doesn’t tease us with snippets and album announcements before disappearing for a year.

i'm sorry i know taste is subjective but if you think VB is a bad song i literally think less of you as a person

Oof sorry but that girl she blocked is a straight up bxtch! She's deserving of the block. Marina's also had her blocked for a while now bc she kept harassing Marina w poor jokes.
& that girl is just awful in general and keeps trying to take my girlfriend from me bc she developed a crush on her like 2 years ago and she won't let it go but anyway sorry sweetie she's mine now have fun continuing being blocked by all ur faves bc ur rude and annoying :-) cheers xo

Lust for Ugly featuring castrato the weeknd? Better than the iconic depression anthem Born to Die?? expect your lawsuit in 2-4 weeks, ma'am
 

I've been listening to Honeymoon a lot lately. Gorgeous album. We all like to blame grandpa Rick for ruining LFL, but the difference between LFL and honeymoon's production (he did both!!) proves lana herself ruins her own music. I hope she doesn't override Jack's better sense and turn NFR into a sonic disaster. Venice Bitch gives me hope, but that hope is almost wiped out by HIADIFJNGDJ-SJDN. I'm scared.

Lust for Ugly featuring castrato the weeknd? Better than the iconic depression anthem Born to Die?? expect your lawsuit in 2-4 weeks, ma'am
 

I've been listening to Honeymoon a lot lately. Gorgeous album. We all like to blame grandpa Rick for ruining LFL, but the difference between LFL and honeymoon's production (he did both!!) proves lana herself ruins her own music. I hope she doesn't override Jack's better sense and turn NFR into a sonic disaster. Venice Bitch gives me hope, but that hope is almost wiped out by HIADIFJNGDJ-SJDN. I'm scared.

Lust for Ugly featuring castrato the weeknd? Better than the iconic depression anthem Born to Die?? expect your lawsuit in 2-4 weeks, ma'am
 

I've been listening to Honeymoon a lot lately. Gorgeous album. We all like to blame grandpa Rick for ruining LFL, but the difference between LFL and honeymoon's production (he did both!!) proves lana herself ruins her own music. I hope she doesn't override Jack's better sense and turn NFR into a sonic disaster. Venice Bitch gives me hope, but that hope is almost wiped out by HIADIFJNGDJ-SJDN. I'm scared.

Lust for Ugly featuring castrato the weeknd? Better than the iconic depression anthem Born to Die?? expect your lawsuit in 2-4 weeks, ma'am
 

I've been listening to Honeymoon a lot lately. Gorgeous album. We all like to blame grandpa Rick for ruining LFL, but the difference between LFL and honeymoon's production (he did both!!) proves lana herself ruins her own music. I hope she doesn't override Jack's better sense and turn NFR into a sonic disaster. Venice Bitch gives me hope, but that hope is almost wiped out by HIADIFJNGDJ-SJDN. I'm scared.

Can't wait for "fans" to buy the book and sell it for twice the price a few hours later.  

I said WERE DOING NO PROMO BEN