Theomo

All 3 of these songs are thematically very heavy. And I love that. I really appreciate Lana’s vulnerability because she doesn’t have to put this all out on the table. But she does anyway. 

these three sound like free form poetry, voice memo and reading journals at the same time.... something like hope is a dangerous thing mixed with violet bent backwards

Us listening to Textbook, Blue Banisters, and Wildflower Wildfire  

Maybe the song confirms some scientific theories, Einstein could never idk

I hope she sells Church memberships cuz y'all need Jesus. 

shitty quality but let's say it's vInTaGe. hope you like this one 
 
 

Watch her next album being about finding God (as if she haven't done it earlier) and full of evangelical hymns.
 
The cover will be her church friends and she will donate 40% of the sales to Churchome

CATHOLIC PSYCHEDELIC SYNTH FOLK IS COMING
 

but what if blue banisters is a mix between country & bubblegum hyper-pop?   

A simple concept that I'd love to see Lana pulls out for this BB album cover (since I heard the picsart one wasn't the official artwork for the album packaging)

honestly i wouldn't be surprised if they don't submit cotcc, we all know the grammy's are biased and it's basically a popularity contest for mainstream music, and we also know that she doesn't need a grammy, she's the artist of this generation regardless  

Close your eyes,
Just feel and realize,
It is real and not a dream,
I'm in you and you're in me.
It is time,
To break the chains of life,
If you follow you will see,
What's beyond reality.
 

Hahaha I really can feel this. The Ultraviolence -ham is my favorite 

Hahaha I really can feel this. The Ultraviolence -ham is my favorite 

lana albums as holiday food 
 
sirens - mashed potatos
aka - apple pie
born to die - gingerbread cookie
paradise - mac & cheese
ultraviolence - ham
honeymoon - candy cane
lust for life - eggnog
norman fucking rockwell - turkey
chemtrails - stuffing

i really love cherry blossom and it's such a comforting, sweet song, but i really don't want it reworked & released, i just don't like the idea of releasing old leaked songs in general, it'd be so strange to have my three versions of cherry blossom in the "blue banisters demos" album  but... if that's what lana wants to do, i respect her decision  

Unpopular opinion perhaps, I want Iron Gates before the first single + album 

feels like a whole new chapter to me 

I always loved her original font and wondered why she abandoned it.
I made 3 quick covers as well in case that crazy b*tch indeed uses that instagram post as her cover 
Hope you like them 

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omg we're getting 8 albums this year 

The pic she's using is what she used for Rock Candy Sweet, but the 4th of July would be a good day to release the American Classics covers so...in conclusion: we're probably getting neither this year 

May Jailer
Sirens
(slightly different cover)

 
Grey Text Cover
 

It really reminds me of an east coast beach in the early summer morning, when the sky still has a slight haze over it and everything seems sort of washed out. The air is really gentle but has this fragrance to it. I get a really strong baby blue and cream vibe from it. Some tracks on the album also remind me of the feeling of a warm blanket.
 
I also like to imagine what Lana’s life looked like at the time. I think of New York in the early 2000s and how early adulthood sees people hustling a bit, how they’re on the brink of a huge change.