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More simple light hearted songs ala Venice Bitch less word vomit like Fingerclits and Kawasaki.
 
OH WE WON. 
I mean she ended the album with VB. So that was a tease .

Stop trying to make every song acoustic challenge.
 
I was hoping for a “Doin’ Time” type of serve instead I got another Piss Lesson and Suburban Tank. Can’t even make it pass the half way mark and the song is only 2 minutes long .

The letter that Lana got. The fan meant her unreleased album. Like her actual unreleased album.
 
Knowing Lana she most likely thought the fan wanted her unreleased shelved “cover” album to be released . This will bomb harder than ChemTANKs and Blue TANKisters put together . Zach Dawes is a good “additional” producer. He and that Eric dude CAN NOT solo produce a song. They sound BORING.

That’s not my point. The original version is already light hearted and “boppy”. She didn’t add anything to it. In fact, she took away from it. The great vocal layering from the original are all gone. The production is very barebones. She made it sound like a demo. She’s singing off beat/melody most of the song too . The production sounds half a second late or some sh*t. It’s not following her voice  and complementing her AT ALL. It sounds like barely audible random noises in the background. The whole thing is just flat, basic, and uninspired. I was hoping she would enhance the song in some way like she usually does with covers (“Doin’ Time” added more vocal layering and harmonies, beats, catchiness, etc.). But this is about as listenable as that god awful You'll Never Walk Alone cover and Summertime Gershwin cover she did .
 
And 90s or 70s that’s irrelevant. “Season Of The Witch” and “Blue Velvet” both covers made the song slower but still very good (better than the original even depending on your preferences). This is just not a great cover. And that’s on THAT.
 
If her cover album is this level of quality , she can keep it.

She ate, and her voice sounds so BTD/2012 - 2013 here. Just beautiful and very pleasant. Clear annunciation and deep voice. 

Why can’t she record her music singing like this anymore? Her voice started to shift higher, starting with Lust For Life. With NFR, it was 90% head voice aside from a few tracks (“The Greatest”, “Bartender”, etc). It got real bad and unpleasant with Blue Banisters. Ocean Blvd is still mostly head voice, but this time the songs complement it such as “Paris, Texas” which made use of the high voice very well. But overall, she doesn’t really sing low anymore.
 
I just wish she would use her lower register more on albums. It could be an uncomfortable range for her, but she sounds best singing most of the songs low and sprinkled with higher notes. Instead of a full song being just her whispering.

She ate, and her voice sounds so BTD/2012 - 2013 here. Just beautiful and very pleasant. Clear annunciation and deep voice. 

Why can’t she record her music singing like this anymore? Her voice started to shift higher, starting with Lust For Life. With NFR, it was 90% head voice aside from a few tracks (“The Greatest”, “Bartender”, etc). It got real bad and unpleasant with Blue Banisters. Ocean Blvd is still mostly head voice, but this time the songs complement it such as “Paris, Texas” which made use of the high voice very well. But overall, she doesn’t really sing low anymore.
 
I just wish she would use her lower register more on albums. It could be an uncomfortable range for her, but she sounds best singing most of the songs low and sprinkled with higher notes. Instead of a full song being just her whispering.

She ate, and her voice sounds so BTD/2012 - 2013 here. Just beautiful and very pleasant. Clear annunciation and deep voice. 

Why can’t she record her music singing like this anymore? Her voice started to shift higher, starting with Lust For Life. With NFR, it was 90% head voice aside from a few tracks (“The Greatest”, “Bartender”, etc). It got real bad and unpleasant with Blue Banisters. Ocean Blvd is still mostly head voice, but this time the songs complement it such as “Paris, Texas” which made use of the high voice very well. But overall, she doesn’t really sing low anymore.
 
I just wish she would use her lower register more on albums. It could be an uncomfortable range for her, but she sounds best singing most of the songs low and sprinkled with higher notes. Instead of a full song being just her whispering.

“music industry award” 
It’s a popularity contest based on Billboard chart points. And it’s completely irrelevant now.
 
The Grammys is the “music industry award” as it’s peer-voted by singers, songwriters, and producers currently working in the industry based on quality and disregarding sales. At least that’s what it's supposed to be based on its guidelines. Obv the voters themselves can be biased and swayed towards high-charting songs and albums. It’s not perfect, but at least the rules say quality over charts.

Also, she’s campaigning for Taylor’s MIDnights more than her own album in that video interview. “Perfect song” . 
 
She should be out there singing A&W in these videos. Not Snow On The Tank. She should be singing and explaining the songs and the process of the Ocean Blvd album. She should be creating a compelling narrative with the album and get it out there. 
 
- What’s the concept of Ocean Blvd?
- How did she get her collaborators? And why those people?
- What’s the meaning of the songs?
 
Some of these already existed in printed form, but she should out there. Blaring it out. She can literally pick one song for each video interviews. 
 
- For Genius: Paris, Texas
- For Variety: A&W
- For Vogue: Let The Light In
 
Where are her managers???? I blame the interviewer and Harper Bazzar as well for making it about T4ylor and that song. Even titling their video around it . Her managers should have stepped in and provided guidelines on what’s relevant and what to focus on. That’s literally their job. 
 
 
 

Also, she’s campaigning for Taylor’s MIDnights more than her own album in that video interview. “Perfect song” . 
 
She should be out there singing A&W in these videos. Not Snow On The Tank. She should be singing and explaining the songs and the process of the Ocean Blvd album. She should be creating a compelling narrative with the album and get it out there. 
 
- What’s the concept of Ocean Blvd?
- How did she get her collaborators? And why those people?
- What’s the meaning of the songs?
 
Some of these already existed in printed form, but she should out there. Blaring it out. She can literally pick one song for each video interviews. 
 
- For Genius: Paris, Texas
- For Variety: A&W
- For Vogue: Let The Light In
 
Where are her managers???? I blame the interviewer and Harper Bazzar as well for making it about T4ylor and that song. Even titling their video around it . Her managers should have stepped in and provided guidelines on what’s relevant and what to focus on. That’s literally their job. 
 
 
 

Also, she’s campaigning for Taylor’s MIDnights more than her own album in that video interview. “Perfect song” . 
 
She should be out there singing A&W in these videos. Not Snow On The Tank. She should be singing and explaining the songs and the process of the Ocean Blvd album. She should be creating a compelling narrative with the album and get it out there. 
 
- What’s the concept of Ocean Blvd?
- How did she get her collaborators? And why those people?
- What’s the meaning of the songs?
 
Some of these already existed in printed form, but she should out there. Blaring it out. She can literally pick one song for each video interviews. 
 
- For Genius: Paris, Texas
- For Variety: A&W
- For Vogue: Let The Light In
 
Where are her managers???? I blame the interviewer and Harper Bazzar as well for making it about T4ylor and that song. Even titling their video around it . Her managers should have stepped in and provided guidelines on what’s relevant and what to focus on. That’s literally their job. 
 
 
 

Also, she’s campaigning for Taylor’s MIDnights more than her own album in that video interview. “Perfect song” . 
 
She should be out there singing A&W in these videos. Not Snow On The Tank. She should be singing and explaining the songs and the process of the Ocean Blvd album. She should be creating a compelling narrative with the album and get it out there. 
 
- What’s the concept of Ocean Blvd?
- How did she get her collaborators? And why those people?
- What’s the meaning of the songs?
 
Some of these already existed in printed form, but she should out there. Blaring it out. She can literally pick one song for each video interviews. 
 
- For Genius: Paris, Texas
- For Variety: A&W
- For Vogue: Let The Light In
 
Where are her managers???? I blame the interviewer and Harper Bazzar as well for making it about T4ylor and that song. Even titling their video around it . Her managers should have stepped in and provided guidelines on what’s relevant and what to focus on. That’s literally their job. 
 
 
 

Also, she’s campaigning for Taylor’s MIDnights more than her own album in that video interview. “Perfect song” . 
 
She should be out there singing A&W in these videos. Not Snow On The Tank. She should be singing and explaining the songs and the process of the Ocean Blvd album. She should be creating a compelling narrative with the album and get it out there. 
 
- What’s the concept of Ocean Blvd?
- How did she get her collaborators? And why those people?
- What’s the meaning of the songs?
 
Some of these already existed in printed form, but she should out there. Blaring it out. She can literally pick one song for each video interviews. 
 
- For Genius: Paris, Texas
- For Variety: A&W
- For Vogue: Let The Light In
 
Where are her managers???? I blame the interviewer and Harper Bazzar as well for making it about T4ylor and that song. Even titling their video around it . Her managers should have stepped in and provided guidelines on what’s relevant and what to focus on. That’s literally their job. 
 
 
 

Also, she’s campaigning for Taylor’s MIDnights more than her own album in that video interview. “Perfect song” . 
 
She should be out there singing A&W in these videos. Not Snow On The Tank. She should be singing and explaining the songs and the process of the Ocean Blvd album. She should be creating a compelling narrative with the album and get it out there. 
 
- What’s the concept of Ocean Blvd?
- How did she get her collaborators? And why those people?
- What’s the meaning of the songs?
 
Some of these already existed in printed form, but she should out there. Blaring it out. She can literally pick one song for each video interviews. 
 
- For Genius: Paris, Texas
- For Variety: A&W
- For Vogue: Let The Light In
 
Where are her managers???? I blame the interviewer and Harper Bazzar as well for making it about T4ylor and that song. Even titling their video around it . Her managers should have stepped in and provided guidelines on what’s relevant and what to focus on. That’s literally their job. 
 
 
 

Also, she’s campaigning for Taylor’s MIDnights more than her own album in that video interview. “Perfect song” . 
 
She should be out there singing A&W in these videos. Not Snow On The Tank. She should be singing and explaining the songs and the process of the Ocean Blvd album. She should be creating a compelling narrative with the album and get it out there. 
 
- What’s the concept of Ocean Blvd?
- How did she get her collaborators? And why those people?
- What’s the meaning of the songs?
 
Some of these already existed in printed form, but she should out there. Blaring it out. She can literally pick one song for each video interviews. 
 
- For Genius: Paris, Texas
- For Variety: A&W
- For Vogue: Let The Light In
 
Where are her managers???? I blame the interviewer and Harper Bazzar as well for making it about T4ylor and that song. Even titling their video around it . Her managers should have stepped in and provided guidelines on what’s relevant and what to focus on. That’s literally their job. 
 
 
 

Also, she’s campaigning for Taylor’s MIDnights more than her own album in that video interview. “Perfect song” . 
 
She should be out there singing A&W in these videos. Not Snow On The Tank. She should be singing and explaining the songs and the process of the Ocean Blvd album. She should be creating a compelling narrative with the album and get it out there. 
 
- What’s the concept of Ocean Blvd?
- How did she get her collaborators? And why those people?
- What’s the meaning of the songs?
 
Some of these already existed in printed form, but she should out there. Blaring it out. She can literally pick one song for each video interviews. 
 
- For Genius: Paris, Texas
- For Variety: A&W
- For Vogue: Let The Light In
 
Where are her managers???? I blame the interviewer and Harper Bazzar as well for making it about T4ylor and that song. Even titling their video around it . Her managers should have stepped in and provided guidelines on what’s relevant and what to focus on. That’s literally their job. 
 
 
 

She should have just sat there and ate her food. Like be quiet. Between the random “I’m poor” videos and this, we’re inching back closer to the 2020 period. We need another yeehaw flop album like ChemTANKS/Blue TANKisters to complete the trifecta.
 
Her mind, it amazes me sometimes. She said I can’t be loved too much, gotta do something stvpid to tarnish myself quick. The Grammys are also coming. Hopefully Ben takes her Instagram away during awards season so she won’t do something stvpid on social media.
 
Honestly, the best time was when she deactivated her Instagram. She is so painfully uninformed, and it SHOWS. It’s better for her to not engage and just stay quiet.

First collab this era (outside of Ocean Blvd album) that I can confidently say is legitimately good.
 
Jack’s voice is a jump scare, and it’s obvious he can’t sing. Like someone said, he sounds better than usual. Some of the lyrics are awkward, but this song is still gorg. It’s euphoric. Kinda giving me Venice Bitch vibes. The sax is amazing. Lana should adopt this sound for her next album. 

Also, I’m not mad about it not having much Lana because there’s no “feat”. My expectations were met. They did the right thing. There’s no reason to credit everyone on the title if the contribution is small. It’ll just create a mismatch expectation. Although, he kinda used Lana for hype and promo. They (the journalist and Jack himself) hyped it up as if she had a bigger part in the song 💀.

First collab this era (outside of Ocean Blvd album) that I can confidently say is legitimately good.
 
Jack’s voice is a jump scare, and it’s obvious he can’t sing. Like someone said, he sounds better than usual. Some of the lyrics are awkward, but this song is still gorg. It’s euphoric. Kinda giving me Venice Bitch vibes. The sax is amazing. Lana should adopt this sound for her next album. 

Also, I’m not mad about it not having much Lana because there’s no “feat”. My expectations were met. They did the right thing. There’s no reason to credit everyone on the title if the contribution is small. It’ll just create a mismatch expectation. Although, he kinda used Lana for hype and promo. They (the journalist and Jack himself) hyped it up as if she had a bigger part in the song 💀.

She should have just sat there and ate her food. Like be quiet. Between the random “I’m poor” videos and this, we’re inching back closer to the 2020 period. We need another yeehaw flop album like ChemTANKS/Blue TANKisters to complete the trifecta.
 
Her mind, it amazes me sometimes. She said I can’t be loved too much, gotta do something stvpid to tarnish myself quick. The Grammys are also coming. Hopefully Ben takes her Instagram away during awards season so she won’t do something stvpid on social media.
 
Honestly, the best time was when she deactivated her Instagram. She is so painfully uninformed, and it SHOWS. It’s better for her to not engage and just stay quiet.

It’s been at the back of my mind, but I’m now fully convinced after seeing that recent singing video that Lana started hissing, lisping, and slurring in her songs post-2021 because of her new front teeth.
 
That dentist… when I catch u. She needs to get her chipped tooth back NEEOWW.
 
I even look back at this similarly self shot singing video (before the new teeth), and it’s very clear her new teeth are too long. There’s a legitimate difference in how she sings now. You can see how the teeth is affecting her enunciation.

It kind of reminds me of this:

 
I mean it’s not as bad or maybe… it is. Hilary did her whole front row teeth too big. Lana only did one or two teeth? But that was enough to affect her enunciation. And it’s worse because Lana is a singer. There are more importance on her voice. A recording artist that will be recording music with this lisp. The lisp will be immortalized on records forever unless Lana does something about this before recording many more new music with it.
 
Hilary did managed to get it fixed…YEARS later 💀.

It’s been at the back of my mind, but I’m now fully convinced after seeing that recent singing video that Lana started hissing, lisping, and slurring in her songs post-2021 because of her new front teeth.
 
That dentist… when I catch u. She needs to get her chipped tooth back NEEOWW.
 
I even look back at this similarly self shot singing video (before the new teeth), and it’s very clear her new teeth are too long. There’s a legitimate difference in how she sings now. You can see how the teeth is affecting her enunciation.

It kind of reminds me of this:

 
I mean it’s not as bad or maybe… it is. Hilary did her whole front row teeth too big. Lana only did one or two teeth? But that was enough to affect her enunciation. And it’s worse because Lana is a singer. There are more importance on her voice. A recording artist that will be recording music with this lisp. The lisp will be immortalized on records forever unless Lana does something about this before recording many more new music with it.
 
Hilary did managed to get it fixed…YEARS later 💀.

It’s been at the back of my mind, but I’m now fully convinced after seeing that recent singing video that Lana started hissing, lisping, and slurring in her songs post-2021 because of her new front teeth.
 
That dentist… when I catch u. She needs to get her chipped tooth back NEEOWW.
 
I even look back at this similarly self shot singing video (before the new teeth), and it’s very clear her new teeth are too long. There’s a legitimate difference in how she sings now. You can see how the teeth is affecting her enunciation.

It kind of reminds me of this:

 
I mean it’s not as bad or maybe… it is. Hilary did her whole front row teeth too big. Lana only did one or two teeth? But that was enough to affect her enunciation. And it’s worse because Lana is a singer. There are more importance on her voice. A recording artist that will be recording music with this lisp. The lisp will be immortalized on records forever unless Lana does something about this before recording many more new music with it.
 
Hilary did managed to get it fixed…YEARS later 💀.

It’s been at the back of my mind, but I’m now fully convinced after seeing that recent singing video that Lana started hissing, lisping, and slurring in her songs post-2021 because of her new front teeth.
 
That dentist… when I catch u. She needs to get her chipped tooth back NEEOWW.
 
I even look back at this similarly self shot singing video (before the new teeth), and it’s very clear her new teeth are too long. There’s a legitimate difference in how she sings now. You can see how the teeth is affecting her enunciation.

It kind of reminds me of this:

 
I mean it’s not as bad or maybe… it is. Hilary did her whole front row teeth too big. Lana only did one or two teeth? But that was enough to affect her enunciation. And it’s worse because Lana is a singer. There are more importance on her voice. A recording artist that will be recording music with this lisp. The lisp will be immortalized on records forever unless Lana does something about this before recording many more new music with it.
 
Hilary did managed to get it fixed…YEARS later 💀.

She should have just sat there and ate her food. Like be quiet. Between the random “I’m poor” videos and this, we’re inching back closer to the 2020 period. We need another yeehaw flop album like ChemTANKS/Blue TANKisters to complete the trifecta.
 
Her mind, it amazes me sometimes. She said I can’t be loved too much, gotta do something stvpid to tarnish myself quick. The Grammys are also coming. Hopefully Ben takes her Instagram away during awards season so she won’t do something stvpid on social media.
 
Honestly, the best time was when she deactivated her Instagram. She is so painfully uninformed, and it SHOWS. It’s better for her to not engage and just stay quiet.