Lavender Sunshine

And seamless transitions like freak/art deco.. ugh, a girl can dream 

Manifesting lasso’s tracks length to be as long as honeymoon’s tracks 

just watched the interview of lana talking about how the room was silent when she announced lasso, and now she doesn't really know what she's going to do. i wish she would know that those people don't represent (most) of her fans 
even if people do want her next album to deviate from her recent folksy/country style, it wouldn't be authentic to her to switch genres for an album four years in the making. i hope she puts out something that she wants to create, not a project she thinks will please people

[Lasso Title Track Lyrics] (Read at your own risk)
 
 

insiders are saying that a psychedelic surf rock trip hop cover of disco duck will appear on lasso  
 
 
 

Oh my God 🤩🤩🤩
 
I'd be around more if the aka outtakes leaked already lol 

Lana is the QUEEN of the universe. She can do what she wants.

I hope Jack didn’t mess with her vocals on this album, half of tunnel’s songs sounded muffled 

this album doesn’t exist guys 

Okay so, I had to remaster all the tracks twice for how crappy the livestream sound was, but I think it turned out pretty good

The bbc radio 1 big weekend luton 2024 live album. 
17 tagged split tracks + artwork made by me.
Enjoy! 

https://krakenfiles.com/view/sNxIgJ4gTI/file.html

+ Sleep Feelings (Titanic Rising Outtake) 

recently got into her, love her!

Lpsychedelic Asurf Srock Strip Ahop

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLnesU5K/
the comments are sending me because everyone thinks they know what happened and there’s so much conflicting information 

So the exclusive insider info is that Lana has decided to scrap Lasso and has fired Jill Stroganoff as the producer and is now locked in a bitter feud with Shylor Crypt. So she's apparently planning a dark bitter revengeful album with Ultraviolent vibes and is working with Dan Hourback. These are the titles revealed so far :

The fact that this post was the last post of this already-enough-chaotic thread before LanaBoards got errored lmaooo 

Really miss when she would actually sing, hit the notes, and the backtrack wasn’t 2x louder than her mic but whatever I guess 

Exactly. Seeing people accuse her of being drunk actually breaks my heart. 

you all always make such weird comments wtf 

I just got off a call from May Jailer and she said she's returning this year after she steals Lana's laptop to put the album out under her name. "Nothing's registered, so it could be mine. We sound similar so" and she laughed. She said she's married now and is excited to see how her album rollout goes when it happens. She might even send it to some Execs this year before putting it on bandcamp
 

I just came back from a week-long couples retreat with Lana. We had quite a lot of wino, and she opened up, an said Lasso is still there, only a bit more hip-hop infused. "Obviously," she said with a twang, as she sipped her Merlot by the crackling fireplace, "I'm not gon' be jumping on a fuckin' bandwagon."  And I said "Hellz, yeah, queen-mother!" Then we high-fived each other and listened to some Chilli Peppers.

i just had an 11 hour facetime with Lana and she revealed to me that her Lasso album title has been changed to "I Lasso Your Heart Out While I Listen To Surf Noir and Drink Spicy Vodka Pasta and Contemplate The Existence of Me Being", she also said that the album comes out with a 3 hour, David Lynch directed, feature film music video, featuring a scene of Lana eating a banana for seven minutes. There is also a Psychedelic Surf Trip Hop Taylor Swift Diss Track but you can only listen to it if you purchase both the Sea Foam Alt Indie Exclusive Vinyl and the Cream Latte Cowboy Juice UO Exclusive Vinyl at the same time on November 9th at 6:19 p.m.

she threw words together and hoped for the best