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If you wanna look glam while wearing a mask, do better. There are plenty of bling bling masks for brides you could order, here’s an example.

Yes there are. Machine Gun Kelly had a pop-up restaurant the other day and there was a crowd outside of it. Not saying that excuses Lanz behavior or that his event was any more crowded than hers. But lets not act like there aren't other dumb celebs. And you do realize other celebs aren't even wearing masks, like Megan or Dua (I've just seen tweets saying they don't wear them.) Lana is definitely in the wrong. This time there are no excuses for it. IDK what's going on with her right now, but 2020 changed something.

honestly yeah this is basically what it boils down to  i'm not even sure why I'm surprised that she's behaving this way after question for the culture (especially after calling out FKA's pole dancing for literally no reason other than to be annoying) or her driving with her foot on the dash on a windy ass road. i can appreciate that she's *not conforming to industry standards* but it's a bit much honey, and at the end of the day it just looks like ignorant white teenage girl shit. this isn't really an artsy, empowering thing, she's putting people's lives in danger to promote a poetry book lol

Ngl I’m a little concerned about her. Not suggesting she’s suffering from mental health issues but her behavior is out of character and just weird imo. Idk maybe she’s fine but something bothers me about all this self-inflicted controversy.

Part of the reason why I enjoy watching Lana as a person is because she doesn’t conform to industry expectations and ideals and is firm in her own beliefs. It would be really boring for me if she had a social media team and all of her posts were run of the mill. I know that it’s disappointing when she doesn't stick to her word when it comes to release dates etc but at the end of the day I don’t want an album that isn’t done from her or any other artist.  A lot of artists don’t even let you in on the fact that they’re preparing an album.  I think she knows exactly what she’s doing announcing her album titles so early keeping a constant anticipation from listeners who really enjoy her.  She doesn’t actually owe her fans anything, we are all here by choice and it’s depressing seeing people get upset over a popular artist not releasing an album quick enough for them.  
 
If she is tested negative as Chuck said and is showing up wearing a mask she thinks is beautiful then it’s really her prerogative and only putting herself at risk, she is entitled to do so whether it’s a bad look or not.  I think she has made it abundantly clear over the years that when it comes to people having a say on what she does or says- she doesn’t care in the slightest.  She is living for herself.  At times her communication isn’t constructed with any tact but anyone with the brain capacity to extend their thoughts a bit further than the surface can read between the lines and understand what she’s getting at.  

this honestly really bothers me, they get the opportunity to meet lana del rey and have her signature in their book, but they just do it all for profit. i just think it's unfair, there's so many other fans who aren't able to attend these events, and they certainly won't be able to afford a book being sold for over 1k. but of course, it is their right to sell the book and that's their decision. 

I find it annoying that a person at the event who talked to lana for more than a minute was the same person dragging her endlessly on twitter back a few months ago...

this sounds great but all of this requires effort and no not just from the people around her but also lana herself and that is something she very rarely served these past few eras (except for her art itself), some people have pointed that out quite a few times already that lana keeps behaving unprofessionally but a lot of her fans (and there’s plenty of those pseudo alternative-whatever u want to call them we-hate-taylor-swift-and-gaga-because-these-pop-stars-are-fake stans on here too) who kept praising lana for being lazy and half assed about almost every release in a good while because apparently that’s authenticity and “music not the bling”.
 
this goes hand in hand with people saying she needs a social media team and not manage it herself and that she needs to hire people around her comfort zone for things like touring and promo and yes we can see that lana does promote despite people saying she doesn’t, that pop-up shop she had was promo too or that little tour she did for lfl.. but the majority of it is always so badly planned and like effort that’s being directed into a dead-end alley that i don’t understand why she won’t put effort into things which .. would give her better promo than gifting her old clothes to the same group of people she sees at almost ever other LA-based event.
 
and well i won’t even go in depth about why the covid-party i mean the book signing wasn’t just a bad idea but catastrophic.
other than the writer you posted about taylor swift literally released an album and the entire campaign was run without her having to appear with fans anywhere and there were plenty of signed items that were shipped to indie stores without someone actively trying to group all of those people together in a small room at once. 
 
 
the fact that instead of a small quiet book roll out we got this mess after mess with the perfect timing of some major misstep happening right when people start(ed) to forget about the other shit she’s done this year is just the tip of the iceberg and ironically probably the best comedy for people like that one journalist she dm’d to fuck herself or other haters who have been coming for her for years, and all of this following the critically acclaimed and completely boring and uneventful NFR era.... a kii 

Lana doesn't have a problem with wearing a mask but has a problem with wearing a mask that actually has the benefits of a mask???????????? My mind has never had to process something like this before

Seriously why can't she just be sensible
 
We, as a community, could come up with some great questions instead of the generic surface-level I-just-skimmed-the-book type o' shit most of the people at that signing asked, and we will never get the chance. 

It might be worth asking Crapface about! Maybe he'd even be willing to release it! 

she's had enough of all the dumb pc pop stans demanding music from her and barking orders at her like they do with charli.  i think she's had enough of sharing her own solo music under 'ayesha erotica' because of how much people have appropriated her brand and work; to the point where she feels like she no longer has control of it.  people have literally posted every song she's ever shared as drive links on here, when that's how she's built herself up and makes her living...  that's so unfair that she feels like people are 'hocking' all of her music (like she said in her IG post), to the point where she doesn't even want her music on her soundcloud page anymore, because several people already have it all downloaded anyway.  that's VERY sad for her and for the fans who want to genuinely support her art.

I literally offered to buy this song from her bc it matched my artist name a few months ago and she said no bc it was sentimental & about a friend who was in jail i-
 
the fact that someone whos extremely vocally talentless will be singing it instead i - am SEVERELY bitter       

most of you will prob disagree but her production/lyrics are perfect for all those drag queens trying to make music. drag music is SOOOOOOOOOOO shitty lately--Ayesha is probably one of the only creatives that could make good drag music again. 
 
I hate drag music but Ayesha's messy club aesthetic is perfect for what those girls are trying to portray 

I love Ayesha and want what's best for her, but also jesus christ, you could've at least dropped h4u on a diff account or something. I know it's selfish, but jesus she was gonna have an aoty in the bag for a lot of people and she just threw it away. I love her, and I hope some gets passed to Slayyyter, but it's lowkey maddening to be led on for months saying "it's still coming, i just wont be making more pop" and then just scrap it, disappear, and charge 75 dollars for remnants of it. I know I'm being selfish and a bad fan, but i'm a messy bitch who lives for drama and songs about god, sex, and cocaine.

big juicy should have won oscar song of the year

ayesha.fm is a cute little mixtape 

I see you all the time in kmart

new song - vacation bible school (prod. crapface)
 
https://soundcloud.com/pussysugar/vacation-bible-school-produced-by-crapface

best friend and girl next door are amazing

these people are the reason why i never got into a boy group no matter how hard i tried, it's not a surprise that i was into kpop during the girl group dominating era (snsd, 2ne1, t-ara, etc). girl group fans could get just as crazy but at least their support isn't built on fetishization.. 

Yeah, I never understood that either. I've thought that they maybe wanted to keep her away from friends who may have had a bad influence on her (like in TIWMUG) but boarding school children aren't exactly known for their sobriety. And they probably wanted to keep other people from finding out. I think every child that's sent away by their parents will resent them for at least a while, I mean it's kind of like getting rid of them but they probably figured things out when she was older. Lana also doesn't seem to have the best relationship with her mother so maybe Pat suggested Lana go to boarding school?

I remember Labrinth in the music group LSD which consisted of him, Sia, and Diplo. I loved their song 'Genius' and 'Thunderclouds.' But he's extremely impressive on 'Mountains' and the Euphoria soundtrack ofc. I can't wait for season two also.

why specifically these visuals tho 

Someone uploaded it to her iTunes account without her permission in 2018 so the YouTube bot uploaded it to her channel too. For some reason she still hasn't taken it down, I don't think she even knows it up, messy