lizzyology

I’m going to treat a You Can Be the Boss and a Jealous Girl revival as if it were my delusions of a live For K pt 2 from last year 😭😭😭

Not sure if these videos are real… but if so, then she allegedly soundchecked Million Dollar Man, Brooklyn Baby, and You Can Be The Boss… I haven’t seen any other fans who were there talk about hearing these so I’m not sure x
 

I made it inside after fighting an army, and they are selling obscene items such as lighters, only blue banisters vinyls, used plastic straws, chicken bones, and wheed. I am scared and scammed - please send help!!
 
 

I made it inside after fighting an army, and they are selling obscene items such as lighters, only blue banisters vinyls, used plastic straws, chicken bones, and wheed. I am scared and scammed - please send help!!
 
 

you forgot to add my quote - red flag = gold star on my pfp (?)

I made it inside after fighting an army, and they are selling obscene items such as lighters, only blue banisters vinyls, used plastic straws, chicken bones, and wheed. I am scared and scammed - please send help!!
 
 

waiting for @NikoGo and @That Venice Bitch to see what i just sent them  

maybe the exclusive discount was the friends we made along the way

I made it inside after fighting an army, and they are selling obscene items such as lighters, only blue banisters vinyls, used plastic straws, chicken bones, and wheed. I am scared and scammed - please send help!!
 
 

I made it inside after fighting an army, and they are selling obscene items such as lighters, only blue banisters vinyls, used plastic straws, chicken bones, and wheed. I am scared and scammed - please send help!!
 
 

calling ALL the mods for this trolling behavior 

I made it inside after fighting an army, and they are selling obscene items such as lighters, only blue banisters vinyls, used plastic straws, chicken bones, and wheed. I am scared and scammed - please send help!!
 
 

I made it inside after fighting an army, and they are selling obscene items such as lighters, only blue banisters vinyls, used plastic straws, chicken bones, and wheed. I am scared and scammed - please send help!!
 
 

so which one of my LA lanaboards besties is gonna secure this for me and let me pay them for it 

yasssss, slay safe space!!! 
 
But I have a genuine concern for the user lizzyology - Do Not TRUST THEM!!! It is a crime that they cannot attend the Lanachella merch shop; it is imperative that someone gift them free merch as a punishment for their behavior! 
 
@That Venice Bitch please investigate them!

yasssss, slay safe space!!! 
 
But I have a genuine concern for the user lizzyology - Do Not TRUST THEM!!! It is a crime that they cannot attend the Lanachella merch shop; it is imperative that someone gift them free merch as a punishment for their behavior! 
 
@That Venice Bitch please investigate them!

yasssss, slay safe space!!! 
 
But I have a genuine concern for the user lizzyology - Do Not TRUST THEM!!! It is a crime that they cannot attend the Lanachella merch shop; it is imperative that someone gift them free merch as a punishment for their behavior! 
 
@That Venice Bitch please investigate them!

yasssss, slay safe space!!! 
 
But I have a genuine concern for the user lizzyology - Do Not TRUST THEM!!! It is a crime that they cannot attend the Lanachella merch shop; it is imperative that someone gift them free merch as a punishment for their behavior! 
 
@That Venice Bitch please investigate them!

yasssss, slay safe space!!! 
 
But I have a genuine concern for the user lizzyology - Do Not TRUST THEM!!! It is a crime that they cannot attend the Lanachella merch shop; it is imperative that someone gift them free merch as a punishment for their behavior! 
 
@That Venice Bitch please investigate them!

yasssss, slay safe space!!! 
 
But I have a genuine concern for the user lizzyology - Do Not TRUST THEM!!! It is a crime that they cannot attend the Lanachella merch shop; it is imperative that someone gift them free merch as a punishment for their behavior! 
 
@That Venice Bitch please investigate them!

yasssss, slay safe space!!! 
 
But I have a genuine concern for the user lizzyology - Do Not TRUST THEM!!! It is a crime that they cannot attend the Lanachella merch shop; it is imperative that someone gift them free merch as a punishment for their behavior! 
 
@That Venice Bitch please investigate them!

Alright guys, let’s try not to badmouth fans. That makes me really uncomfortable personally and I don’t like seeing it on the boards. Unless there is genuine concern of legitimately harmful behaviour that poses a serious threat and needs to be addressed, I’d prefer if we don’t use the forums to say negative things about people. A tangent of multiple off-topic posts of people expressing negative thoughts about individual fans isn’t beneficial for anyone. I always want LanaBoards to be a safe space for all fans, even those who aren’t members here. Thank youuuuu x

Just a bit of advice, especially if you haven’t done this before, I would strongly advise against this strategy for your safety. The weather for Friday is going to be in the 90s Fahrenheit, so you reeeeally don’t want to be dehydrated, trust me.
When I saw Lana at Lollapalooza 2016, I showed up outside at 6:30am and we were let into the festival a little after 11:30am and Lana was on from 8:50-10pm, so it was a long wait at barricade (technically I was second row because despite being the first one in my security line to be let into the festival, I forgot to close my bag before running and I spilled all of my stuff everywhere and had to stop and pick it up rip)
I’m not sure what Coachella’s water policy is, but please try to bring in as much water as you can. That year at Lolla they weren’t strict about liquids and I brought in 6 sealed water bottles and thank god I did. The heat was brutal and I drank every single bottle. I was really worried about having to pee, but I think I was just running on pure adrenaline that I swear to god, I didn’t have to pee until the moment I stepped foot into my hotel room after the show and then it all hit me at once lol. I usually find this is the case for concerts - I drink a lot of water beforehand because I don’t want to be dehydrated and then am worried I’ll have to pee, but I find I never need to because of all the adrenaline. You also sweat a lot of it out too because of how hot it is, which is another reason you really do want to stay hydrated. & if you do have to pee, you could always pee in a bottle - this is something I saw a lot of during Lolla’16, but the crowd was understanding of this so there wasn’t judgment from other fans. Also, if you make friends with the people surrounding you, you could also attempt leaving to use the restroom and coming back, and I find this works best if you barter with the people beside & behind you. Over the past decade of attending ~150 performances, there’s been twice now where I did have to leave barricade before the performance because I had to pee and I told the people around me if they held my spot I’d bring them back water, and people were very receptive to this and really helped get me back to my spot because they wanted the water I brought back for them.
If Coachella doesn’t allow you to bring in liquids, try to sneak them in anyway. Into concerts and festivals, I’ve snuck in mini water bottles wrapped up in purses and jackets, put capri sun pouches in my bra or boots, I even taped a massive ziplock bag of water to my back once lmao. I’ve never been caught except for once when I didn’t disguise a full size water bottle well enough, but I sneak water into every single venue that doesn’t allow outside drinks. You’ll also want to bring in food too to keep you stable - again, I sneak in packs of fruit snacks & pretzels if the venue says it prohibits outside foods and I’m always successful with this. & if you do get caught with food or water, the worst that’s going to happen is they’ll confiscate it. They won’t deny you entry or anything. It’s always worth a try.
You really don’t want to play around with dehydration though, especially at a hot festival under the blazing sun where you’ll be waiting at the barricade for 12+ hours. Again, at Lollapalooza 2016 there were fans passing out hours before Lana went onstage and also during her set since it gets even crazier once she takes the stage. I’ve fainted myself during a concert due to dehydration, which is why I take it so seriously now. Trust me, it’s much better to chance your spot because of having to pee rather than losing your spot completely because you fainted and spend the rest of the night in a medical tent instead of watching the show even if it’s not from barricade.
I hope you consider this and have a wonderful time at the show! I do consider myself a pretty seasoned concert & festival goer, so I have lots of tips for surviving barricades if you or anyone else wants some advice or has any questions xx

if you split it between two accounts then you can delude yourself into thinking it's only 18.50 

Literally 37 USD bestie