Get Drunk

The teasing game if tiring AF, up to the point where I’m not excited at all when she posts. The only silver lining I see : she has to say something in the next two weeks if the project is delayed. I don’t think it is, either next week or on « release week » she will give us the cover, tracklist and a song maybe if Chemtrails is out on Sept 4-5. 

As I've said numerous times, I wouldn't be mad if this project was delayed... I would rather just know. Like if it's coming in September, then great! But at least confirm it once more Lana, album cover, single, pre-order, even just an Instagram post with the caption "Chemtrails Over The Country Club / 09.04.20". 
 

I can't do this anymore. I'm out

I hope it's not for anything 

I want TJF so bad 

i am mad and that's the end of it 

I had a dream and it was horrible. I was on a seaplane with lana and some of my friends. Prior to CoCcs release she had one physical copy of it, lana never spoke I was asking her all these questions I couldn't even hold the album but we flew around California to all these places that are photographed in her album. We finally landed and I saw the cover and it was HORRIBLE it was that photo from the Vogue Australia shoot and but with some khaki filter on it.
The songs were all long titled and they were all COLLABS. FOURTEEN SONGS AND THEY WERE ALL COLLABS.
woke up with a headache after and no wonder why I woke up with one cause of dis bish dripfeeding us ffs

i imagine TJF to start out with some hillbilly guitar then turn into some weird psychedelic trap shit

we should go back to Arkansas  trade this body for the can of gin like a little peace of hea eh ven  no more candle in the wind 

I'll sign up with him right NOW if she drops TJF right NOW. That's it. That's the promise.

He's probably expensive af so I probably shouldn't promise this
 

I think it's nice she's promoting people / her friends!
I already see stans starting to work out with him via Zoom just to feel closer to her lolllll

Lana posing on the hood of a 1973 Cadillac Imperial in gold while in front of a 70s style american country club with chemtrails is what I fucking need 

Now she's promoting a personal trainer.
FULL OFFENCE, SIS: NOBODY CARES
She's just fucking with us
 

ok but imagine a cocc fitness video what 

do you think it'll work 

I don't have a huge opinion about chuck's work, but if there were ever an album for chuck to do a lot of the visual heavy lifting, it's this one. We're in the middle of a pandemic, and so the homemade quality of chuck's work (when she works with lana) is not only fitting but also what they should be doing. Having big productions necessarily puts people at risk. 

hope is a dangerous thing for a clown like me to have - but i have to have it

welcome to lanaboards.com !

She's gonna promote Costco cashiers and stock associates soon

Song title submitted by Lana but balked at by Interscope.
 
I Once Had A Dog Named Smokey Who Had Cancer But Still Lived To Be 9, Spent His Last Few Years With A Boy Who Was Also Mine.

I wonder what she'll promote next, maybe her podologist who knows

on jah