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I DMed Lana on Insta asking if she's planning to drop COCC this Saturday or the next and she didn't answer. The surprise release confirmed, the sis is keeping it a secret tryna trick us 

Wait, did you all see that tweet of Jack saying something like "take the sadness of a Saturday night"? Sept 5th is Saturday and tomorrow (the day the hairdresser teased) is also a Saturday. What if she's doing things on Saturday because it's about a line she really likes from the album?
 

 
The tweet: https://twitter.com/jackantonoff/status/1297316337195331589?s=19

It’s page 701, so that means there’re three numbers 7 0 1 —> if we put them like —> [7] + 0 + [1] we have = 8 which leads us to —> 08 or in other terms —> August —> 8 also reminds of two round balls, so —> COCC (the balls) is coming in August (08) and it will be juicy too!
 
Thank me later for doing the maths and go place your pre-order now! 

REVELATION POST INCOMING/REALLY IMPORTANT THEORY so please hear me out; 
 
Maybe her releasing the album on a Saturday wasn't a miscommunication, but rather an act of rebellion - and symbolic in the sense that it is redemption for Saturday Night Live in 2012, which can be coupled with her Question for the Culture post. Also, with the album's strategic release date being redemptive of SNL, it also ties in with Tulsa Jesus Freak when we interpret redemption as a biblical thing.  Also note Jack tweeting variants of "take the sadness out of Saturday night" - teasing Lana lyrics that deal with her feelings regarding the whole SNL debacle and its unfortunate attribution  to her image early on in her career? The decision to release the album on a Saturday would be really clever on her part for the aforementioned reasons.
 
Sheridan said "3 days and 4 midnights to go" - maybe that means one thing is coming once 3 days have passed (August 26, 27, 28) and once 4 midnights have occurred (August 26, 27, 28, 29). The album could be coming on Saturday, August 29th then. Sheridan's post made it seem like it was a surprise planned with his use of emojis - what better surprise than an album that Lana said she wanted to release as a surprise! It would also line up with NFR's 1 year anniversary and then qualify for the 2021 Grammy's, which could also be Lana's way of saying that no matter what kind of album she releases, her music is of a very high calibre, which again, relates back to the Question for the Culture. 
 
Call me delusional (which I probably am), but we know Lana Del Rey loves a good full-circle, super metacognitive and metaphorical moment - well, this could be it!

album coming saturday confirmed 

I think they're trying to say that Lana doesn't care about radio play, along with the fact she's talked about how she wishes in ways that she weren't famous, or that she doesn't care if her music is rated high by critics. I think the grammy's this year really explained to her, she could have the highest rated record and still get snubbed. So I'm personally hoping she'll go back to a way of writing and not caring what the critics say again.

I'm still debating where and how i wanna listen to this album when it's released. With NFR i said i was going to go to the beach but i couldn't wait until morning so i ended up listening to it at midnight in a dark bedroom (it wasn't the best). I hope i have some more willpower for COCC but i don't know, sometimes i feel if i listen to music outside i feel a little restricted in the way i can behave because i feel like someone is watching me, i cant decide, maybe ill just stay in my room again... i'm so excited ahh

Us when saturday comes and we see she posts and think it's an announcement but it is another poetry reading

 

Girls and gays on Saturday on the way to that hairstylist's house if we get no news: 

she gonna break this gay in half. rip.
 
 
 

the entirety of lanaboards 30 minutes ago
 
 

Either she’s bored out of her mind or something’s coming soon. She never posts this frequently. 

I think she may announce something either tomorrow, Wednesday, or Thursday between 9 and 10 AM Pacific Coast - I think it has to be one of those days or it's gonna be a surprise release. 

didn't Honeymoon come in September ?????/

the album is coming September 5th im almost positive. if it wasn't, she wouldn't be so active on social media whilst not announcing the record delay. I'm so excited after that Honeymoon post.

HOW IS IT NOT FINISHED?!!!! HOW TF?!?!?!?!?!?! NO IT IS NOT TRUE NOPE!!!!! SHE DIDNT JUST TWIST IT LIKE SHE DID WITH LFL WE WOULD GET IT IN 2021 THEN> I DISAGREE STOP THIS MADNESS YOU FAKEASS. IM WAITING FOR THE ALBUM CUMMING IN 2 WEEKS

pretty sure she’s reading this thread and enjoys playing with us lmaooo