Pretty Dull

now it's been months since she's left tulsa
and she's got a coop and two pigs in the yard ?

the way she does homemade videos when is everything okay in the world and high budget videos when we are in a middle of a pandemic

I hope not... I feel like she's gonna get dragged for the reference no matter what, even if it was a shady diss track about him... 
 
Maybe, if she burned it to the ground...

chickens yesterday, pigs today... the range 

not lana stans fighting over a chicken w bald throat

Truly never expected so much discussion on livestock in a pre release thread. Its thrilling, Lana supporting agriculture

When these shoots turn out to be for some random perfume ad and nothing to do with Lana
 

I can't believe I had a life before I started following this thread and now I feel like I'm in a Black Mirror episode 

i can't wait for ronald mcdonald to appear in the music video for tulsa jesus freak 

It must be hella weird being Lana, one minuet she’s shopping at Walmart and doing charity events with Micky mouse outside Costco. The next day she’s shooting a big production music video on a farm and at a country club/villa.  

maybe a photo of her cats if we're lucky 

her going from a glam mansion to a yeeyee farm with chickens and a sherrif office thrown in there makes a lot of sense for Tulsa Jesus Freak tbh

The mood for this week is Boarding School by Lana Del Rey
 
If you wanna get high with me
I'm in the back doing crack
Drinking pe pe pepsi
 

my take on this is that her radio silence is actually a good thing. hear me out: with l4l, the reason she waited till the day of to announce to tweet "july 21 fam" was just because she never announced a May date. fans sort of jumped to conclusions based on random foreign websites listing it as that. her radio silence can actually be seen as a good thing if you really think about it. if it was going to be KNOWINGLY DELAYED, I'm sure she would let us know. and if not, then it simply comes when it comes and we'll unfortunately have to deal with the wait. but I'm sure she's working hard to make sure this album comes out when it needs to, to be honest.

COCC visual album yupp, yupp
 

we'll be hearing "the cocc came" jokes instead 

let's hope by the end of the week we'll never have to hear the "cocc is cumming" jokes ever again 

I feel like her silence was very intriguing for a moment but now it's just annoying. 

Now we just have to wait until Chuck is finished editing the video on iMovie 

@lanadelrey hi lana, how was your day ? 

if ppl really forgot about question for the culture they're about to be reminded with a police station themed music video i-  it's so hard being a stan these days 

@lanadelrey we exposed you bish
 

 
now drop COCC 

you cracked the code sis 

notice how lana is working today again and @lanadelrey is gone again. coincidence?