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Since there’s so much uncertainty on this thread, I decided to make a list of everything we know. Feel free to pin this. 
 
What We Know About Chemtrails Over The Country Club (As of 24/08/20) 
 

Us when the album really gets delayed:
 
 
Us when Lana releases on the 5th:
 

What if we are ALL involved in Lana's album and just lying to each other 

Oh my god the petty squabbles can we STOP?! Of course no one here thinks that messaging any of these people will be fruitful in digging up album news but as long as no one is saying anything derogatory or spamming messages I really don’t think it’s a problem. I can’t imagine it’s detracting from any of these people’s lives, I mean they’re friends with fucking Lana Del Rey and hang out in swanky LA houses. They aren’t lacking in privilege. 
 
if silly harmless dms bother them to point where it negatively affects their lives that’s THIER issue not ours. It just gives us something interesting to talk about which we DESPERATELY need. 
 
ANYWAYS. I hope to god there are no reworks on this album. I’m interested in ENTIRELY NEW MATERIAL. We already have good versions of cherry blossom and fine china etc. 

Some of y'all need to be more careful, you are scaring people into not sharing any tea in the future

Us when the album really gets delayed:
 
 
Us when Lana releases on the 5th:
 

Lana on the 5th: Very proud to release my new record, White Noise Beats To Get To Sleep To, featuring airplane noises, screaming and Jack Antonoff's sleeping noises

me when i use internet explorer 

Anyways let's get some mariah gifs and manifestations into this thread instead of scaring people into never posting info they found ever again 
 

Us when the album really gets delayed:
 
 
Us when Lana releases on the 5th:
 

No nothing going on (:

Some of y'all need to be more careful, you are scaring people into not sharing any tea in the future

So, back to manifesting... COCC lead single in two days yup yup we WON!
 

Please I want a Music To Watch Boys To-esque song on COCC. I want aggressive honeymoon vibes on cocc plsss

if the screenshots weren't evidence enough for a delay, homegirl just posted a story of her reading a poem from her next book which is supposed to come after the album... 
We lost, we lost, we lost

I'm cautiously optimistic, but if it's not coming out on September 5th then I hope she tells us soon and/or at least drops a single on that date.

lol there's no way she wrote september 5th by mistake.

I still think the album is coming on the 4th/5th. It’s a long post, but it’s worth it. Here’s why; 

a) She never posts this frequently - she’s been posting on average  4-5 times a week since the beginning of this month! I can’t recall her ever doing that unless we were close to an album. 
 
b) Ed said the album isn’t finished. Well, she has to have finished mixing since at least July 25th, according to the ATRL insider, as they said the album is being mastered right now, and we know that an album is mastered by someone else besides Lana, Jack, and Laura (maybe Chris Gehringer, as we’ve all heard about). This could be right up until the last minute, so that the album can only be released digitally in September, and then by December, vinyls will be available. 
 
c) Ed also could have been just saying that the album isn’t done to avoid any potential leakage as the insiders who claim to have access to the album‘s contents have so far been respectful to Lana in not sharing any actual music and they want to keep it that way. It’s likely that Ben and Ed are keeping quiet about the album because with Love leaking in early 2017, it was due to it being in a lot of people’s hands - I think it was as early as August 2016 (!!) that people had screen caps  from the video, and a trader had the demo the month it was recorded (April 2016). We know how Lana and her managers feel about leaks - they suck - and rightfully so. I could imagine that denying the album being finished is to prevent even having any damage to control.
 
d) As for that review on the “What’s On” website, it’s not uncommon for some publications to listen to an album before it is available to the general public. The other articles by that author don’t seem as unprofessional/suspicious as the Chemtrails review, but I’m still taking it with a huge grain of salt. It could be that the article was just uploaded early because it was a clerical error or a glitch, but the fact that the article repeatedly calls it “Chemtrails over a country club” leads me to believe otherwise. It does seem strange though, that that article is by the same author who has written otherwise coherent pieces. 
 
e) If the album was delayed, we would have known by now. This situation is unlike LFL or NFR’s release date confusions, as all those dates came from other sources and the actual
ones were confirmed by Lana herself. For LFL, the May 26th date that was thrown around was disputed by Paris Match Magazine, when it published Lana’s feature with the July 21st date in May 2017. Lana then went to Twitter  to confirm this with the legendary “July 21st fam” tweet. With NFR, the March 29th date came out of a bunch of other sources, and before anyone says Lana is at fault for saying it would be released “at the top of the year,” I wouldn’t hold her accountable for saying something when casually asked by Zane Lowe in a pretty friendly and informal interview. Same with Violet, as Chuck was unfortunately robbed and I’m sure she didn’t anticipate getting a book deal/spoken word deal with Simon & Schuster at the time. With Ultraviolence, even, a paparazzi asked her the date as she was leaving the club (LOL), and she said May 1st, but then later confirmed on social media that it could come in June. The June 13/17th dates, July 21st, and August 30th dates came from her social media - much like the September 5th date did. If it’s in a written record where she is announcing things unprovoked (unlike a casual interview or being asked on the spot etc.) then I think that gives her the accountability that was/is missing when she’s asked by others and responds pretty casually. This was a different situation all-around!
 
Just my two cents; even if the album doesn’t come in September, then, oh well  but I have hope - and I hope this gave you some too! 
 
 
 

Even though it's delusional, I'm still going to hold onto hope that the album is coming early Sept, because that sounds more fun than being sad about a delay. Then, when it doesn't come, at least I was aware of the delusional so hopefully I won't be too disappointed. 

Yeah is it safe to come out now? 

Please stay strong, you have all of us to support you. Plus I've seen too many people die from suicide and I'm not going to let someone else die from suicide. Hang in there we will get some news soon x

Not me expecting that my first era as a stan would follow a seamless pattern of lead single/album cover/tracklist/and PR stuff (regardless of the time between each other) and all I get is a suspicious date and a snippet that now is gone 

@Mer Boy @cinammon girl @xxmissdaytonaxx
 
Thank u all..  this forum was a major lifesaver for me last year . I enjoyed contemplating about NFR tracklist and seeing all the meltdowns etc.
 
I happen to be a doctor and these covid times are so difficult for my profession. Many of my friends turned out positive and the workload is immense. Added to that, where I am from being LGBTQ+ Is not accepted...family blackmails that they'll suicide if I date a guy etc. So I guess everything is bleak.. idk what to do.  ! 
 
Anyway thx all for ur love !

Pls no one harm themselves over the delay of an album. Seriously. Pls. Life is worth more than an album