Escapology

YES A 15 TRACK ALBUM THAT WILL BLOW US TO MARS.
 
LANA DEL REY UR RESPONSIBLE FOR MASSSSS EXTINCTION OF HUMANS DUE TO UR SUPERIOR GODLY MUSIC.?????????
LITERAL DEFINITION OF
 
 
BLOW ME AWAY 

every time. every time i wanna make a post *redacted gif* crosses my mind n i think to myself. wtf, google. jealous cus computers can't have sex there was a fanfiction of transformers doin it it didn't look comfortable. so anyway. 4 days til the COUNTDOWNS ARE ON ... Sylvia . . . Arcadia . . . 

??? Whatever....I’m funny....I can have a sense of humour on Twitter LanaBoards...

January

the single came out in january  

Oop—that’s the first I’m hearing of this! 

idk if you're kidding or not, but chemtrails definitely did not come out on september 5th

Oh! Happy (almost) September 5th, by the way! 1 year since Chemtrails came out ❤️ And now look at us, promptly waiting for two more Lana albums!  

For 3069 

I’m guessing sometime in LA afternoon/dinner time

I am BUZZING sis!

 

i can feel lana's hot witch autumn coming

ALBUM OUT OCTOBER 1ST 
CALL ME A FUCKING MEDIUM
 

 
 

Anyone who wants and supports piano flops can listen to nfr or cocc, how long can y’all keep defending her for releasing shit without actually progressing nor going anywhere interesting sonically blue banisters 
we better get a sonic collapse of an album by Zach who doesn’t do her dirty, with screams on Dealer, Arcadia as her cultural reset after 10 years and Wildfire God 

MY BODY IS A MAP OF LA

Let me remind you what BOZ said about Arcadia - it's a piano ballad, there are no instruments other than piano, it's over 4 minutes and Lana serves vocals.  

My aunt’s baby is due in November, so I’d literally die of happiness is the album was also coming in November! Because of the lyrics, the title track has become one of my favourite songs ever, and it’d be so meaningful to me if the album came out around the same time my aunt gives birth.
 

I want the album to feel 

so what the hell are we supposed to do for 5 days? 

12-13 tracks would be a good number, but I'm secretly hoping for 14 

I felt so betrayed bestie. 

Idk about the racist username, but yesterday's poopy user had "salicylic acid" in it, it had me fooled thinking another skincare girlie had joined the boards. 
The betrayal. 

I just listened to wildfire wildflower for like the second time ever and omg…
 
omg
 
i slept on this 

I can't stop thinking about this fact
 
So grateful 

Well, now we know "soonish" for Lana means 2 months. What does "later later" mean then?