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astrology says we're getting album in 2023

she spend too much time with Taylor 
but i'm here for longer era

It's Sunday, so Lana needs to deliver us the gospel tonight in the form of more teasers 

A december 9th release would make perfect sense with her saying “the next album will be digital mark my words” or whatever her exact words were during that BB livestream

astrology says we're getting album in 2023

HELP IM DELULU AGAIN ITS FUCKING COMING NEXT WEEK ISNT IT AAAAHHHHH

When this ends up being Lana’s plan to support indie record stores by not releasing her albums in big stores like Target forcing her fans to buy them from smaller businesses yup it’s all coming together Spin Me Round record store lady would NEVER lie! Her being the insider this era feels very correct we won ladies LDRX coming December 9th! 

perhaps it's supposed to be a total surprise and all of the stores carrying the albums have them locked away in a very secure safe!
 

It’s not coming on the 9th. Target would have the record on their shelves by now 

lana's announcement post sitting in her instagram drafts, ready to be posted and shared with the world
 

I asked that record store lady if lana was releasing on the 9th on her livestream and she said “we will have to wait and see”

FJM’s REAL NAME ISNT JOHN MISTY???? 

A porn star from Texas. He often stripped in Nikkis old barn where Nikki Lane & her friends were partying all weekend long. They invited Lana last week. The amount of cherry coke & diet mountain dew Lana drank, gave her such a sugar rush and seeing Josh the stripper dancing and grinding in the hay gave her so much euphoria she told him some tea about LDR9 and is going to write a song about him which will she release only digitally as a LDR9 bonus track 

wait until you find out that lana's real name is elizabeth 

um who's josh? 

🤣🤣

This thread makes me scream. I love you guys 

astrology says we're getting album in 2023

I feel like this will be one of her most acclaimed albums to date. Especially since Pitchfork posted their glowing review of NFR again recently. Maybe they heard the new record

Naurr the TikTok vinyl lady WILL be dealt with on Friday, wheter she’s right or not. TRUST. 

omg i was the true insider of this era i had the album cover as my profile pic the entire time 

I've not been this hyped for an album since Lust For Life, my excitement is through the roof 

is what i’ll say on Wednesday when she makes the announcement 💜

BOZ also said on Twitter that the album is really great and by a landslide better then COCC and BB and that it won’t sound like UV, HM & LFL but it has some variety. Eclipse said on here if we considered a new sound as an option or sth like that. So get ready for LDR9 having a new sound 
 
 

Then we will obsess and overthink and argue over minute details as always